Goonie's Revenge's definitions

cuminhisbum

A typical nickname for calmlikeabomb who lives in his mommy's basement at 45 yrs old. He is a closet homosexual and the door is ajar. He drinks and talks sh*t all day. Sad loser. haha

Cuminhisbum wishes someone would do just that.

by Goonie's Revenge November 2, 2023

Supersimp

An incel who spends pretty much all of his/her time kissing butt to be 'liked' by some old hag or chat pig, or any other loser he/she talks to in chatrooms. They are selling out in the hope of getting laid, but it will NEVER happen. Normal people laugh at them knowing how truly desperate and weak they are. Those who do this know who they are but they can't help themselves. It's pretty pathetic really.

A supersimp is not just lame, he's dumb also.

by Goonie's Revenge February 17, 2025

Granny fluffer

Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.

The granny fluffer was in discord being a cuck.

by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023

Supersimp

An incel who spends most of his/her day kissing butt to be 'liked' by some old hag or chat pig, or any other loser they talk to in a chatroom. They are selling out in the hope of getting laid, but it will never happen. Normal people laugh at them. Excellent examples of this phenomenon are BodyBags, QAids, Bazl, chatslot, dadius, Crustine, Zac and Dee.

Supersimps frequently make fools of themselves being desperate.

by Goonie's Revenge February 17, 2025

BOFA

Boring Old Fat Ass - Usually someone from the UK (especially Welsh) who talk about shopping and other topics no one cares about while eating incessantly and drinking alcohol. They sound like chickens clucking all day.

The BOFA came from discord and ruined chathour.

by Goonie's Revenge January 31, 2024

Birkenstock bulldyke

Any lesbian female (like Beanispenis) who wears manly sandals to attract other lumberjack-looking females with buzzcuts.

Birkenstock bulldykes run rampant in Colorado and New Mexico.

by Goonie's Revenge September 29, 2023

IQ Killer

A person with a double-digit IQ who brings down the intelligence level of anyone who comes in contact with him/her. Usually, this person will talk about stupid topics like food, their recent shopping trips, their masturbation habits, and their illnesses. They are usually not worth talking to and should just stay offline.

The IQ Killer entered the chatroom and everyone left out of boredom and disgust.

by Goonie's Revenge February 14, 2024