Goofball2020's definitions

wealth supremacist

An iniquitist who believes that unregulated monopolies and special tax breaks for ultra-rich crony capitalist mega-donors will somehow trickle down to benefit the working class. Usually coupled to the view that the wealthy are morally superior to everybody else.

The Republican tax bill is a swirling tornado of wealth supremacist delusions

by Goofball2020 December 18, 2017

Deplorablism

The wishful belief that calling bigots deplorable will somehow make them less bigoted

Even after losing in a way that put bigots in the White House, Congress, Supreme Court, most statehouses, and governorships, the Democrats still ain't woke to the fact that deplorablism doesn't work

by Goofball2020 November 11, 2017

Fawkes News

Fox News is a treasonous coup-plotting “news" network dedicated to overthrowing the democratically elected government of the United States

On January 6th, Fawkes News seditiously encouraged its guys to plant doody-bombs in the halls of Congress

by Goofball2020 January 30, 2022

racismism

The belief that all of America's problems are only attributable to racism

-Barber's MLK Day sermon flirted with racismism when he argued, "denying healthcare is racist, attacking immigrants is racist, denying a living wage is racist"

-Khan-Cullors put forward the racismistic argument that, "if you live in this country, if you're born and raised as a white person, you most definitely are racist."

-Vox will soon change its name to the Journal of Racismist Studies

-The trouble with racismism is that if everything's racist, nothing is racist

by Goofball2020 March 15, 2018

Shitter

The social media platform Donald Trump uses to send out mindless twits

-Trump sat on the shitter and used the Shitter app to twit out some more ridiculous birdcrap

-Shitter's corporate motto is "twitty shitty bang bang"

by Goofball2020 September 16, 2018

Tyrannosaurus rump

T.rump is a tyrant lizard with small hands and an even smaller brain

Fossil evidence suggests that Tyrannosaurus rump used its ridiculously tiny hands to grab pussies

by Goofball2020 January 21, 2017

cuntx

An gender-sensitive epithet referring to a bitchx who's acting like a total assholex

Jair Bolsonaro is a Latinx American leader who frequently acts like rancid cuntx

by Goofball2020 May 23, 2020