racismism

The belief that all of America's problems are only attributable to racism

-Barber's MLK Day sermon flirted with racismism when he argued, "denying healthcare is racist, attacking immigrants is racist, denying a living wage is racist"

-Khan-Cullors put forward the racismistic argument that, "if you live in this country, if you're born and raised as a white person, you most definitely are racist."

-Vox will soon change its name to the Journal of Racismist Studies

-The trouble with racismism is that if everything's racist, nothing is racist

by Goofball2020 March 15, 2018

Iniquitist

An asshole who believes that grotesque wealth inequality is a normal, inevitable, or even desirable feature of modern democracies

A New Yorker article described Bob Mercer as a disgusting iniquitist parasite who thinks it would be OK to turn the poor into cat food

by Goofball2020 November 11, 2017

wealth supremacist

An iniquitist who believes that unregulated monopolies and special tax breaks for ultra-rich crony capitalist mega-donors will somehow trickle down to benefit the working class. Usually coupled to the view that the wealthy are morally superior to everybody else.

The Republican tax bill is a swirling tornado of wealth supremacist delusions

by Goofball2020 December 18, 2017

gaffelighting

An attempt to gaslight voters into believing that a babbling dementia patient just has a little stutter

When the media tells you that Dementia Joe just has a little case of the gaffes, they’re gaffelighting you

by Goofball2020 March 15, 2020

Tyrannosaurus rump

T.rump is a tyrant lizard with small hands and an even smaller brain

Fossil evidence suggests that Tyrannosaurus rump used its ridiculously tiny hands to grab pussies

by Goofball2020 January 21, 2017

organized money

Financiers, corporatists, trust fund babies, and other elites who are hell-bent on turning America into a plutocratic kleptocracy.

"We know now that government by organized money is just as dangerous as government by organized mob." -Franklin D. Roosevelt on the eve of his landslide 1936 re-election victory

by Goofball2020 February 13, 2017

racismism

The belief that all of America's problems are exclusively attributable to racism

Rev. Barber's latent racismism was showing when he argued, "denying healthcare is racist.... attacking immigrants is racist... denying a living wage is racist."

by Goofball2020 May 07, 2018