3 definitions by GoldenCoastBoyyy
A person who is completely covered with zits, resembling the surface of a Skiing Mogul Course. Running your fingers down the Mogul Course is sure going to be a rough and unpleasant ride.
Girl 1: So, are you taking Guy 1 to the prom?
Girl 2: Eeew, no way! He's such a Mogul Course, i wouldn't want to risk an injury getting in contact with him.
Girl 2: Eeew, no way! He's such a Mogul Course, i wouldn't want to risk an injury getting in contact with him.
by GoldenCoastBoyyy March 18, 2010
The stealth and silent act of masturbating with other people in the room. A properly executed Ninja Defuse leaves all other people in the room unknowing of your deed. Most common in college dormitories and sexless relationships.
Guy 1: Dude i'm really horny, i need to go rub one out but my roommate is always sitting around playing Call of Duty.
Guy 2: Bro you need to try a Ninja Defuse.
Guy 1: WTF is that?
Guy 2: Just throw your covers over yourself in bed, and masturbate while he isn't paying attention, but keep quiet or you'll get caught!
Guy 1: Oh damn son! You're a genius!
Guy 2: Bro you need to try a Ninja Defuse.
Guy 1: WTF is that?
Guy 2: Just throw your covers over yourself in bed, and masturbate while he isn't paying attention, but keep quiet or you'll get caught!
Guy 1: Oh damn son! You're a genius!
by GoldenCoastBoyyy May 20, 2010
The result of a Laryngectomy, the procedure of putting a hole in one's throat because they smoked too much and got cancer. Too bad you smoked, because now you have a butt hole right on your throat for everyone to see. A Neck Rectum.
Rolando Martinez (throat guy): I was 29 when i got throat cancer from smoking cigarettes. I almost died. Now there is a permanent Neck Rectum in my throat. Nothing will ever be the same again. Not even the simple things.
by GoldenCoastBoyyy March 18, 2010