person 15

Has no reason to exist, but now does anyway. And yes NOW since I am the first person EVER to use him (I think).

Person 1: hi
person 2: sup
person 1: nothing much
person 3: whats up, motherfu-?
person 1 & 2: STFU YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
person 4 & 5: *observing wtf is happening*
person 4: what are they on about?
person 5: AHHHH!!!! A GHOST!!!! A FUCKING HALLUCINATION!!!!
person 4: what? I exist, yk...
person 5: NO YOU DONT GET AWAY!!!!
person 6: *eating popcorn while everybody is arguing*
person 4: wait, who is eating that popcorn?
person 6: uh, most definitely nobody!!
person 4: i can see you, ya dumb fuck...
person 6: I AINT NO DUMB FUCK!!!!
person 7: fight fight fight fight!!!
person 8: where is everybody coming from?
person 5: more like where the hell did you come from...
person 9 & 10: OHHHHHHHHH
person 1: so ig we dont exist anymore.
person 2: yea, but weird, since we are the 2 most used...
person 3: imagine not existing and being practically neglected
person 11: bruh
person 12: person 3, that shit wasnt funny with yo on purpose irony having ass!!
person 3: who are you?
person 12: it dont matter who i a- wait, am i person 12? MAN, FUCK 12-
person 13: bro hates himself now 💀
person 14: aint no way you just said "skull emoji" out loud...
person 15: ok, this is taking too long. lets end this shit now...
person 1: fucking finally!!!!

THE END

by Gold86star July 06, 2022

No Nut November

This is one of the challenges ever!!! Seriously, I lost on the first day (❌🧢). But anyways, it's a challenge where every man cannot nut for all of November. And if you lose... nothing will happen. And if you win... still nothing will happen.

Tommy: Hey Nathan, how you doing in No Nut November so far?
Nathan: I lost on day 10, but I think thats good.
Tommy: Fucking loser, I never lose.
Nathan: Well damn, that's mean...

by Gold86star November 19, 2020

Any word...

Its what urban dictionary told me to fucking write. I know, it isnt really that funny anymore, but I didnt really use urban dictionary back when it was.

Bob: Man, am I bored!
Jimmy: Well, have you tried typing any word... into urban dictionary?
Bob: Damn you must be bored as hell!

by Gold86star May 29, 2020

Simp

Someone who is overly nice to a girl just so they can be bf and gf. Hopefully I get the lyrics to the Simp Scale song.

If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe,
You're a simp.
You're a simp, you're a simp!
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp.
You're a simp, you're a simp!
You’re a simp, you’re a simp!
No, you’ve never been a pimp.
You’re a simp, you’re a simp!
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp.

by Gold86star April 28, 2020

Sml

It stands for SuperMarioLogan, and NOTHING ELSE, OK?! Anyways, his channel will be deleted soon so RIP SML...

sml

by Gold86star June 26, 2021

frosty flights

It’s a POI that’s now useless in Fortnite since it was a place for the plane vehicle but since they were removed they were replaced with a vehicle called ballers but they were removed so now it’s basically useless now.

Person 1: Hmm why is frosty flights still here
Person 2: Because we never removed it and we are thinking of bringing it back but not really though

by Gold86star September 17, 2019

Small

My penis. Its like only about an inch long, and THATS just for when its hard.

I cant believe my dick is so damn small. It really fucking sucks. 😢

by Gold86star August 25, 2020