Gojai's definitions

Chili bowl

To have diarrhea, the product left in the toilet consisting of very soft stools

Gross, somebody didn't flush that stinkin' Chili Bowl

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Race around the block

A quickie, or fast sex for lack of time, not expertise.

Hurry, I only have time for a race around the block

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Pretect

A verb to denote steps taken prior to events seen as threatening or dangerous, to ensure safety. Whereas protect is a form of present-tense action, 'Pretect' denotes steps taken in advance of the need for protection. Perhaps a form of insurance, pretection guards against the possible adversarial forces in one's future, when actual protection is required.

No one can predict the future, so pretection is required.

Preparation gave Summer peace of mind, as she had pretected her assets.

I have done what was necessary to pretect my family while away on business, should they fall prey to unsavory forces. Against the possibility of future disasters, the petections are solid and secure.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Sequel

Having sex multiple times in one night with the same or different partners. Also, having multiple orgasms.

Wow, the sequel was far better than the original with her.
My girl always has sequels

by Gojai August 24, 2017

The Little Man in the Boat

An aroused clitoris, standing tall, seeking more attention and stimulation; the little guy is begging for orgasms. This is a term actually used in the late 1960s, in Underground Comics, found widely at that time, including Mr. Natural, Captain Piss-gums and his Band of Perverted Pirates, The Brown Paper Bag and others. You had to be there to really get it.

Oh yeah, I had a visit last night from the Little Man in the Boat, and he was HUNGRY!

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Out of water experience

When a turd rises its bald brown head above the water in the toilet. Something to be proud of if you are into that. Go figure.

I had the most outrageous out of water experience in the restaurant bathroom, I left it there for the next guy to admire.

by Gojai August 29, 2017

Duff

A real term used in the heydays of Cocaine frenzy, 70s, 80s. Duff refers to that portion of your cocaine that consists of powder only, usually full of cut or anything else but real cocaine.

Shit, I won't buy from that dude again, this is all duff.

by Gojai August 30, 2017