Gojai's definitions
One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.
He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.
by Gojai August 31, 2017
Get the Bacon Jewmug. by Gojai August 24, 2017
Get the Chili bowlmug. by Gojai August 24, 2017
Get the Race around the blockmug. An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.
I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.
by Gojai August 24, 2017
Get the Condimentsmug. Refers to a drug lower on the thrill scale than one you currently use, which is obviously superior to that crap. For instance to a heroin addict, baby food might be Percocet or Vicodin.
by Gojai August 30, 2017
Get the Baby Foodmug. When preparing for surgery or colonoscopy, the final product left in the toilet in the process of clearing the bowels; a yellowish broth-like and liquid bowel movement.
The doctor asked the nature of my last bowel movement prior to the procedure; I told her I had chicken soup.
by Gojai August 24, 2017
Get the Chicken soupmug. An acronym for Can't Remember Shit. Can apply equally to memory lapse due to old age, drug use, apathy or other cause. When polite manners dictate, can be altered (if you must explain to others) to Can't Remember Stuff.
For over a year now I have suffered from CRS on a regular basis; I carry my driver's license in case I forget my own name!
by Gojai August 29, 2017
Get the CRSmug.