Gojai's definitions

Sequel

Having sex multiple times in one night with the same or different partners. Also, having multiple orgasms.

Wow, the sequel was far better than the original with her.
My girl always has sequels

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Out of water experience

When a turd rises its bald brown head above the water in the toilet. Something to be proud of if you are into that. Go figure.

I had the most outrageous out of water experience in the restaurant bathroom, I left it there for the next guy to admire.

by Gojai August 29, 2017

Cut a cable

Take a dump, crap, to shit. Originated with Electricians, whose job includes cutting electrical cables.

We can leave in a minute, but first I have to cut a cable.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Green Soap

Defines the accepted remedy of the era, to rid one's public area of the crabs. Truly a green soap-like liquid, syrupy in character, was used to kill those little bastards. Commonly used in my own personal experience, roughly late 1950s - mid 1980s. Oldie but goodie, shouldn't lose the classics. Refers to public lice infestation, a wonderful experience to avoid.

Crap, my mom found my Green Soap, and won't let go. She wants to know where I picked up the crabs but I refuse to name your sister.

by Gojai August 29, 2017

Blue Cheer

An actual type or brand of LSD. Used widely at Woodstock, there was more than a few types of Acid present, at one batch was quickly identified as chemically dangerous, and warnings issued over the sound system against its use. Other monikers of the era included Purple Haze, Orange Sunshine and Clear Light. Groovy, man. Peace. This type of acid appeared before the advent of the fabulous band of that era with the same name: Blue Cheer. Coincidence? Not a chance.

Right on, we're headed to Yasgar's farm to Woodstock, with 1000's of hits of Blue Cheer. I'll be cruising above ground level, and making money for three days....

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Chipping

One who uses heroin only on the weekends, chipping is the act of recreational heroin use. This term was widely used in the 1960s and 1970s and applies only to the use of Heroin. One who chips is known as a chipper.

I can't wait for Friday night, we're going to be chipping all weekend long.

by Gojai August 29, 2017

Chicken soup

When preparing for surgery or colonoscopy, the final product left in the toilet in the process of clearing the bowels; a yellowish broth-like and liquid bowel movement.

The doctor asked the nature of my last bowel movement prior to the procedure; I told her I had chicken soup.

by Gojai August 24, 2017