Gojai's definitions

H

Heroin; a term used widely in the 1960's, shorthand for heroin.

H-time, baby, I'm going to settle in. Hell, yeah...

by Gojai August 29, 2017

CRS

An acronym for Can't Remember Shit. Can apply equally to memory lapse due to old age, drug use, apathy or other cause. When polite manners dictate, can be altered (if you must explain to others) to Can't Remember Stuff.

For over a year now I have suffered from CRS on a regular basis; I carry my driver's license in case I forget my own name!

by Gojai August 29, 2017

Duff

A real term used in the heydays of Cocaine frenzy, 70s, 80s. Duff refers to that portion of your cocaine that consists of powder only, usually full of cut or anything else but real cocaine.

Shit, I won't buy from that dude again, this is all duff.

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Lickety-split

The act of either a man or woman giving oral sex to a woman; cunnilingus.

Finally, Courtney asked for a little lickety-split last night! Tasty, amazing!

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Door swings both ways

Defines a bi-sexual person, usually but not exclusively defines a male. Primary sexual preference is irrelevant, the determining factor is that singular fact: if the person is willing to have sex with men and women, their door swings both ways.

Woah, I just found out Eddie's door swings both ways! This is great dirt! This explains all the time he spends over at Oscar's apartment!

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Condiments

An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.

I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Ice cave

The vagina of any woman who is unresponsive while having sex; vagina of a partner with whom you are bored.

Man, I am so tired of visiting the Ice Cave, it's time for some fresh meat.
I can't stand her and the ice cave, I am moving on

by Gojai August 24, 2017