Gojai's definitions

Lickety-split

The act of either a man or woman giving oral sex to a woman; cunnilingus.

Finally, Courtney asked for a little lickety-split last night! Tasty, amazing!

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Chili bowl

To have diarrhea, the product left in the toilet consisting of very soft stools

Gross, somebody didn't flush that stinkin' Chili Bowl

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Ice cave

The vagina of any woman who is unresponsive while having sex; vagina of a partner with whom you are bored.

Man, I am so tired of visiting the Ice Cave, it's time for some fresh meat.
I can't stand her and the ice cave, I am moving on

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Mummy

As a noun, the person who is non-responsive in bed, or allows sex reluctantly and coldly. As a verb. Mummy Sex is the act of sex with this person.

Never again, she is a mummy in bed.

I've gotta get some every night, but my squeeze was so tired last night we had mummy sex

by Gojai August 24, 2017

H

Heroin; a term used widely in the 1960's, shorthand for heroin.

H-time, baby, I'm going to settle in. Hell, yeah...

by Gojai August 29, 2017

CRS

An acronym for Can't Remember Shit. Can apply equally to memory lapse due to old age, drug use, apathy or other cause. When polite manners dictate, can be altered (if you must explain to others) to Can't Remember Stuff.

For over a year now I have suffered from CRS on a regular basis; I carry my driver's license in case I forget my own name!

by Gojai August 29, 2017

Chicken soup

When preparing for surgery or colonoscopy, the final product left in the toilet in the process of clearing the bowels; a yellowish broth-like and liquid bowel movement.

The doctor asked the nature of my last bowel movement prior to the procedure; I told her I had chicken soup.

by Gojai August 24, 2017