Gojai's definitions

The Little Man in the Boat

An aroused clitoris, standing tall, seeking more attention and stimulation; the little guy is begging for orgasms. This is a term actually used in the late 1960s, in Underground Comics, found widely at that time, including Mr. Natural, Captain Piss-gums and his Band of Perverted Pirates, The Brown Paper Bag and others. You had to be there to really get it.

Oh yeah, I had a visit last night from the Little Man in the Boat, and he was HUNGRY!

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Blue Cheer

An actual type or brand of LSD. Used widely at Woodstock, there was more than a few types of Acid present, at one batch was quickly identified as chemically dangerous, and warnings issued over the sound system against its use. Other monikers of the era included Purple Haze, Orange Sunshine and Clear Light. Groovy, man. Peace. This type of acid appeared before the advent of the fabulous band of that era with the same name: Blue Cheer. Coincidence? Not a chance.

Right on, we're headed to Yasgar's farm to Woodstock, with 1000's of hits of Blue Cheer. I'll be cruising above ground level, and making money for three days....

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Race around the block

A quickie, or fast sex for lack of time, not expertise.

Hurry, I only have time for a race around the block

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Condiments

An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.

I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Chili bowl

To have diarrhea, the product left in the toilet consisting of very soft stools

Gross, somebody didn't flush that stinkin' Chili Bowl

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Gram town

The areas of any city or municipality where drugs can be purchased on the street easily and notoriously.

Let's head out to Gram Town, I'm almost out of condiments.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Re-gurge

Re-gurge (or Regurge) defines a drug product that has been broken down, laden with cut, and then re-pressed in the effort to sell it as solid and pure. Refers mostly to Cocaine, which when pure is normally large solid and flakey chunks of various sizes and shapes. By -re-pressing the weakened product it is possible to deceive some clients into thinking the dope is still uncut and in original condition, as the chunks have a general appearance similar to pure coke, untouched by the dreaded cut monster. The seasoned dope fiend knows very quickly whether the dope is original press, or re-gurge, by a close examination to reveal the texture of the pressed product, and other trade secrets I will not share here. Caveat Emptor.

Damn! Charlie said to come over quick, as he just scored a kilo of pure, but when I got there it was obviously re-gurge.

by Gojai August 30, 2017