Gojai's definitions

Condiments

An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.

I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Race around the block

A quickie, or fast sex for lack of time, not expertise.

Hurry, I only have time for a race around the block

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Chili bowl

To have diarrhea, the product left in the toilet consisting of very soft stools

Gross, somebody didn't flush that stinkin' Chili Bowl

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Blind sex

Having sex in the dark, using the senses of touch, hearing and smell to increase arousal

Wow, that girl is fabulous at blind sex

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Green Soap

Defines the accepted remedy of the era, to rid one's public area of the crabs. Truly a green soap-like liquid, syrupy in character, was used to kill those little bastards. Commonly used in my own personal experience, roughly late 1950s - mid 1980s. Oldie but goodie, shouldn't lose the classics. Refers to public lice infestation, a wonderful experience to avoid.

Crap, my mom found my Green Soap, and won't let go. She wants to know where I picked up the crabs but I refuse to name your sister.

by Gojai August 29, 2017

Cut a cable

Take a dump, crap, to shit. Originated with Electricians, whose job includes cutting electrical cables.

We can leave in a minute, but first I have to cut a cable.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Chipping

One who uses heroin only on the weekends, chipping is the act of recreational heroin use. This term was widely used in the 1960s and 1970s and applies only to the use of Heroin. One who chips is known as a chipper.

I can't wait for Friday night, we're going to be chipping all weekend long.

by Gojai August 29, 2017