Gojai's definitions
Cruising a town, meat market or any location in the search for a new sex partner; usually for one night only
by Gojai August 24, 2017
Get the Trollingmug. As a noun, the person who is non-responsive in bed, or allows sex reluctantly and coldly. As a verb. Mummy Sex is the act of sex with this person.
Never again, she is a mummy in bed.
I've gotta get some every night, but my squeeze was so tired last night we had mummy sex
I've gotta get some every night, but my squeeze was so tired last night we had mummy sex
by Gojai August 24, 2017
Get the Mummymug. An acronym for Can't Remember Shit. Can apply equally to memory lapse due to old age, drug use, apathy or other cause. When polite manners dictate, can be altered (if you must explain to others) to Can't Remember Stuff.
For over a year now I have suffered from CRS on a regular basis; I carry my driver's license in case I forget my own name!
by Gojai August 29, 2017
Get the CRSmug. by Gojai August 29, 2017
Get the Hmug. A verb to denote steps taken prior to events seen as threatening or dangerous, to ensure safety. Whereas protect is a form of present-tense action, 'Pretect' denotes steps taken in advance of the need for protection. Perhaps a form of insurance, pretection guards against the possible adversarial forces in one's future, when actual protection is required.
No one can predict the future, so pretection is required.
Preparation gave Summer peace of mind, as she had pretected her assets.
No one can predict the future, so pretection is required.
Preparation gave Summer peace of mind, as she had pretected her assets.
I have done what was necessary to pretect my family while away on business, should they fall prey to unsavory forces. Against the possibility of future disasters, the petections are solid and secure.
by Gojai August 24, 2017
Get the Pretectmug. Refers to a parole officer, or probation officer. Can also refer to any other person you must be accountable to, or who has oversight authority over you.
Dude, you know I can't leave the state, I have a tail.
I told you my tail was a complete bitch monster, you shouldn't say stuff like that to her!
I told you my tail was a complete bitch monster, you shouldn't say stuff like that to her!
by Gojai September 20, 2017
Get the A Tailmug. A drug that has been weakened in potency by cutting with non-drug products. The same as Stepped On, Cut, Baby Food. Not my first choice.
I told you not to buy from that clown, his dopeis always stomped on and not worth the time to score.
by Gojai August 30, 2017
Get the Stomped Onmug.