Gojai's definitions

Ice cave

The vagina of any woman who is unresponsive while having sex; vagina of a partner with whom you are bored.

Man, I am so tired of visiting the Ice Cave, it's time for some fresh meat.
I can't stand her and the ice cave, I am moving on

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Lickety-split

The act of either a man or woman giving oral sex to a woman; cunnilingus.

Finally, Courtney asked for a little lickety-split last night! Tasty, amazing!

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Door swings both ways

Defines a bi-sexual person, usually but not exclusively defines a male. Primary sexual preference is irrelevant, the determining factor is that singular fact: if the person is willing to have sex with men and women, their door swings both ways.

Woah, I just found out Eddie's door swings both ways! This is great dirt! This explains all the time he spends over at Oscar's apartment!

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Unknowns

Usually people at a party or job who you don't know; neighbors you don't know. Locals you meet while travelling.

The unknowns have taken over that place, I don't go there anymore.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Re-gurge

Re-gurge (or Regurge) defines a drug product that has been broken down, laden with cut, and then re-pressed in the effort to sell it as solid and pure. Refers mostly to Cocaine, which when pure is normally large solid and flakey chunks of various sizes and shapes. By -re-pressing the weakened product it is possible to deceive some clients into thinking the dope is still uncut and in original condition, as the chunks have a general appearance similar to pure coke, untouched by the dreaded cut monster. The seasoned dope fiend knows very quickly whether the dope is original press, or re-gurge, by a close examination to reveal the texture of the pressed product, and other trade secrets I will not share here. Caveat Emptor.

Damn! Charlie said to come over quick, as he just scored a kilo of pure, but when I got there it was obviously re-gurge.

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Bacon Jew

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.

He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.

by Gojai August 31, 2017

Gram town

The areas of any city or municipality where drugs can be purchased on the street easily and notoriously.

Let's head out to Gram Town, I'm almost out of condiments.

by Gojai August 24, 2017