Gojai's definitions

Stomped On

A drug that has been weakened in potency by cutting with non-drug products. The same as Stepped On, Cut, Baby Food. Not my first choice.

I told you not to buy from that clown, his dopeis always stomped on and not worth the time to score.

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Flucked

To get lucky or to have unexpected sex, with an existing partner or a one nighter.

My mate and I went out to Barney's Pub last night and got flucked

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Pretect

A verb to denote steps taken prior to events seen as threatening or dangerous, to ensure safety. Whereas protect is a form of present-tense action, 'Pretect' denotes steps taken in advance of the need for protection. Perhaps a form of insurance, pretection guards against the possible adversarial forces in one's future, when actual protection is required.

No one can predict the future, so pretection is required.

Preparation gave Summer peace of mind, as she had pretected her assets.

I have done what was necessary to pretect my family while away on business, should they fall prey to unsavory forces. Against the possibility of future disasters, the petections are solid and secure.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Mind fuck

The act of over-analyzing a decision. Unwillingness to come to a decision.

I told her to give me quick decision and not to mind fuck it to death.

by Gojai August 23, 2017

Ice cave

The vagina of any woman who is unresponsive while having sex; vagina of a partner with whom you are bored.

Man, I am so tired of visiting the Ice Cave, it's time for some fresh meat.
I can't stand her and the ice cave, I am moving on

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Chicken soup

When preparing for surgery or colonoscopy, the final product left in the toilet in the process of clearing the bowels; a yellowish broth-like and liquid bowel movement.

The doctor asked the nature of my last bowel movement prior to the procedure; I told her I had chicken soup.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Sequel

Having sex multiple times in one night with the same or different partners. Also, having multiple orgasms.

Wow, the sequel was far better than the original with her.
My girl always has sequels

by Gojai August 24, 2017