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One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.
He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.
by Gojai August 31, 2017
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I told you not to buy from that clown, his dopeis always stomped on and not worth the time to score.
by Gojai August 30, 2017
Get the Stomped On mug.Refers to a parole officer, or probation officer. Can also refer to any other person you must be accountable to, or who has oversight authority over you.
Dude, you know I can't leave the state, I have a tail.
I told you my tail was a complete bitch monster, you shouldn't say stuff like that to her!
I told you my tail was a complete bitch monster, you shouldn't say stuff like that to her!
by Gojai September 20, 2017
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Get the Blind sex mug.A verb to denote steps taken prior to events seen as threatening or dangerous, to ensure safety. Whereas protect is a form of present-tense action, 'Pretect' denotes steps taken in advance of the need for protection. Perhaps a form of insurance, pretection guards against the possible adversarial forces in one's future, when actual protection is required.
No one can predict the future, so pretection is required.
Preparation gave Summer peace of mind, as she had pretected her assets.
No one can predict the future, so pretection is required.
Preparation gave Summer peace of mind, as she had pretected her assets.
I have done what was necessary to pretect my family while away on business, should they fall prey to unsavory forces. Against the possibility of future disasters, the petections are solid and secure.
by Gojai August 24, 2017
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Woah, I just found out Eddie's door swings both ways! This is great dirt! This explains all the time he spends over at Oscar's apartment!
by Gojai August 30, 2017
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