Gojai's definitions

Re-gurge

Re-gurge (or Regurge) defines a drug product that has been broken down, laden with cut, and then re-pressed in the effort to sell it as solid and pure. Refers mostly to Cocaine, which when pure is normally large solid and flakey chunks of various sizes and shapes. By -re-pressing the weakened product it is possible to deceive some clients into thinking the dope is still uncut and in original condition, as the chunks have a general appearance similar to pure coke, untouched by the dreaded cut monster. The seasoned dope fiend knows very quickly whether the dope is original press, or re-gurge, by a close examination to reveal the texture of the pressed product, and other trade secrets I will not share here. Caveat Emptor.

Damn! Charlie said to come over quick, as he just scored a kilo of pure, but when I got there it was obviously re-gurge.

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Mummy

As a noun, the person who is non-responsive in bed, or allows sex reluctantly and coldly. As a verb. Mummy Sex is the act of sex with this person.

Never again, she is a mummy in bed.

I've gotta get some every night, but my squeeze was so tired last night we had mummy sex

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Trolling

Cruising a town, meat market or any location in the search for a new sex partner; usually for one night only

We went trolling last night and hooked up with some Danish girls

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Flucked

To get lucky or to have unexpected sex, with an existing partner or a one nighter.

My mate and I went out to Barney's Pub last night and got flucked

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Pretect

A verb to denote steps taken prior to events seen as threatening or dangerous, to ensure safety. Whereas protect is a form of present-tense action, 'Pretect' denotes steps taken in advance of the need for protection. Perhaps a form of insurance, pretection guards against the possible adversarial forces in one's future, when actual protection is required.

No one can predict the future, so pretection is required.

Preparation gave Summer peace of mind, as she had pretected her assets.

I have done what was necessary to pretect my family while away on business, should they fall prey to unsavory forces. Against the possibility of future disasters, the petections are solid and secure.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Blue Cheer

An actual type or brand of LSD. Used widely at Woodstock, there was more than a few types of Acid present, at one batch was quickly identified as chemically dangerous, and warnings issued over the sound system against its use. Other monikers of the era included Purple Haze, Orange Sunshine and Clear Light. Groovy, man. Peace. This type of acid appeared before the advent of the fabulous band of that era with the same name: Blue Cheer. Coincidence? Not a chance.

Right on, we're headed to Yasgar's farm to Woodstock, with 1000's of hits of Blue Cheer. I'll be cruising above ground level, and making money for three days....

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Sequel

Having sex multiple times in one night with the same or different partners. Also, having multiple orgasms.

Wow, the sequel was far better than the original with her.
My girl always has sequels

by Gojai August 24, 2017