Person 1: What major are you doing?
Person 2: I'm an English Major.
Person 1: I didn't know you wanted to be a teacher.
Person 2: I'm an English Major.
Person 1: I didn't know you wanted to be a teacher.
by Godyr March 20, 2013
Get the English Majormug. A league of trained assassins whose goal is to eliminate every last member of the marching band. They accomplish this by hitting instruments with their flags and encouraging members with an reward system for hitting certain instruments (Sousaphone is 1 point because it is so big, Piccolo is 10 points because it is so small). Do not be deceived by their innocent looks because you will regret every second you do.
by Godyr December 27, 2012
Get the Color Guardmug.