Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Godfather

whiskey

(1)A drink that often burns when consumed by itself, but goes good mixed with various sodas (see: pepsi, coke, 7-up) and sometimes even water. Straight shots are smoother if chilled, and some whiskeys such as Seagram's Seven can be consumed straight by even those with the weakest stomachs.

(2)A drink which makes old men's I.Q.s increase exponentially after every shot, eventually leading to a bar full of omniscient men who can't even begin to consider that for once they might just be wrong.

(3)Something good to come out of Canada.

Beer gives me headaches, so this was my only alternative.

I can afford to drink Crown Royal!

Shit...someone run to town and get another case of pepsi.

by Godfather August 7, 2004

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2004 Presidential Election

The time when the American public must decide who they want to fuck up their country for the next 4 years.

Flip a quarter and vote accordingly...

by Godfather August 7, 2004

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dreams

Things that you experience during your unconscious state while sleeping.

Either something really good or something really bad. You cannot remember the really good dreams, such as getting laid, but the bad ones that entail you having your manhood removed will stick with you for days. See: nightmare

I had this really good dream, but I can't remember it anymore.

What a shitty dream. I dreamt that there was this Danish whore who chopped my manhood off.

by Godfather August 10, 2004

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