Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Goatman Gamer

snow snake

A line of cocaine; another term for a “bump”

“You guys wanna go in the bathroom and snort a snow snake?”

by Goatman Gamer February 2, 2023

An acronym that stands for Ejaculation Injection Overdose.

It is a specific type of suicide that involves filling up a syringe with a significant amount of your or someone else's semen and injecting a lethal amount of it into your bloodstream causing you to die.

Professor Splotchula was so mad at the class, he went into the bathroom and E.I.Oed.

I can't believe Isaac commited suicide by doing an E.I.O.

Old McDonald had a farm and then he double E.I.Oed. Some would say he E.I.E.I.Oed.

by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

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splurtation

the action of discharging your dewy, ooey, gooey, kablooey jizz all over the place.

After a bit of rubbing, I got some mad splurtation.

by Goatman Gamer March 23, 2023

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Trimp

A woman who is both weak and shy, but is also flirtatious and slutty; a wimpy tramp

Bertha is always hiding in her room and messaging boys online like a trimp.

by Goatman Gamer February 28, 2023

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Colonization

Conquering of someone's anus; portmanteau of colon and colonization.

Man #1: "I just want ownership over someone's asshole."
Man #2: "Sounds like you need to try colonization."

by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

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goopajitoonid

a non-offensive alternative term for the word retard.

Since saying retarded or retard are considered crude or offensive against actually retarded individuals, this word allows you to call people retarded with a smiliar amount of effectiveness without making the other people around you offended.

Man #1: "Joe is such a retard."
Man #2: "Whoa! You can't say that!"
Man #1: "You're right. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. I meant he was a big, fat, stupid, slimy, slobbering, knuckle-scraping goopajitoonid."

by Goatman Gamer March 15, 2023

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