Goatman Gamer's definitions
a non-offensive alternative term for the word retard.
Since saying retarded or retard are considered crude or offensive against actually retarded individuals, this word allows you to call people retarded with a smiliar amount of effectiveness without making the other people around you offended.
Since saying retarded or retard are considered crude or offensive against actually retarded individuals, this word allows you to call people retarded with a smiliar amount of effectiveness without making the other people around you offended.
Man #1: "Joe is such a retard."
Man #2: "Whoa! You can't say that!"
Man #1: "You're right. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. I meant he was a big, fat, stupid, slimy, slobbering, knuckle-scraping goopajitoonid."
Man #2: "Whoa! You can't say that!"
Man #1: "You're right. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. I meant he was a big, fat, stupid, slimy, slobbering, knuckle-scraping goopajitoonid."
by Goatman Gamer March 15, 2023
Get the goopajitoonidmug. The creation of ice out of thin air; the thaumaturgical ability or superpower to manipulate ice and cold by freezing water vapor around you to freeze objects.
by Goatman Gamer March 9, 2023
Get the Cryogenesismug. Man #1: "I just want ownership over someone's asshole."
Man #2: "Sounds like you need to try colonization."
Man #2: "Sounds like you need to try colonization."
by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
Get the Colonizationmug. An acronym that stands for Ejaculation Injection Overdose.
It is a specific type of suicide that involves filling up a syringe with a significant amount of your or someone else's semen and injecting a lethal amount of it into your bloodstream causing you to die.
It is a specific type of suicide that involves filling up a syringe with a significant amount of your or someone else's semen and injecting a lethal amount of it into your bloodstream causing you to die.
Professor Splotchula was so mad at the class, he went into the bathroom and E.I.Oed.
I can't believe Isaac commited suicide by doing an E.I.O.
Old McDonald had a farm and then he double E.I.Oed. Some would say he E.I.E.I.Oed.
I can't believe Isaac commited suicide by doing an E.I.O.
Old McDonald had a farm and then he double E.I.Oed. Some would say he E.I.E.I.Oed.
by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
Get the E.I.O.mug. by Goatman Gamer March 23, 2023
Get the splurtationmug. by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
Get the Swongmug. The action of taking both your hands and putting them behind your back on your ass with your fingers curled inward like a claw while furiously scratching your butt cheeks.
After Alex got bit on the ass by a horde of mosquitos, he performed the classic Double Cheek Scritch maneuver.
by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
Get the Double Cheek Scritchmug.