12 definitions by Goatlips
1. Someone who randomly or vigorously presses or 'bashes' buttons, especially those of video game controllers. See: button-bashing.
2. A video game where the gameplay descends into the mindless random, or repeated, pressing of a button or buttons. See: button-bashing.
3. A fighting (video) game, such as Virtua Fighter, Soulcalibur or Tekken, etc.
2. A video game where the gameplay descends into the mindless random, or repeated, pressing of a button or buttons. See: button-bashing.
3. A fighting (video) game, such as Virtua Fighter, Soulcalibur or Tekken, etc.
by Goatlips July 12, 2008
1.A brown oblong object, often found floating in a toilet, consisting of faecal waste. A turd. Especially a large one.
2.A brown oblong object, often capable of floating, consisting of bark-coated wood. A thick branch or trunk of a woody plant, no longer attached to said plant. Usually the product of a tree surgeon.
3.Something you use in Mathematics which no one ever uses IRL.
2.A brown oblong object, often capable of floating, consisting of bark-coated wood. A thick branch or trunk of a woody plant, no longer attached to said plant. Usually the product of a tree surgeon.
3.Something you use in Mathematics which no one ever uses IRL.
Person in need of a poop: "I gotta go 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't go leaving any logs in the pan (toilet bowl). My girlfriend's round later."
Pal: "Don't go leaving any logs in the pan (toilet bowl). My girlfriend's round later."
by Goatlips July 23, 2008
In video-gaming, the act of pressing your gamepad's buttons as quickly as possible, often randomly.
A technique employed by the uninitiated in fighting games, sometimes to great effect, highlighting the brainlessness of the button-bashing genre.
The descriptively more accurate and better-sounding progenitor of the 'button-mashing' bastardization.
A technique employed by the uninitiated in fighting games, sometimes to great effect, highlighting the brainlessness of the button-bashing genre.
The descriptively more accurate and better-sounding progenitor of the 'button-mashing' bastardization.
"I don't want to play fighting games with you because it's just mindless button-bashing. Plus, you're black"
by Goatlips July 12, 2008
1.Lavatory pan or toilet bowl, where turd-catching water wells (to decrease skid marks and vile cabbage gases). Usually white and made from enamel.
2.Some creepy, faggish, man-goat creature of Greek mythology. Played the panpipes (conch shell)...or something.
3.Frying pan.
2.Some creepy, faggish, man-goat creature of Greek mythology. Played the panpipes (conch shell)...or something.
3.Frying pan.
Person in dismay: "Well, that idea's 'gone down the pan'."
Colleague: "You mean, we should've just screwed up the plans and flushed them down the toilet?"
Person in dismay: "Correctamundo"
Colleague: "You mean, we should've just screwed up the plans and flushed them down the toilet?"
Person in dismay: "Correctamundo"
by Goatlips July 23, 2008
A woman's clitoris...obviously a woman's, men don't have them.
The clit. The bean . Bald man in a boat, etc.
The clit. The bean . Bald man in a boat, etc.
by Goatlips January 22, 2018
An enclosed lavatory, containing a toilet, especially when used for defaecation. 'Log' referring to poo, due to its brown coloration and tendency to float. Throne room.
Man with a turtle head: "Jesus Christ! I've gotta go to the log cabin quick!"
Pal: "What?"
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"
Pal: "What?"
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"
by Goatlips July 23, 2008
Burned. To suffer burning of the skin. Especially severe or 3rd degree burns.
Taken from 'Simon Weston', famous Welsh burns victim who was brainwashed into getting toasted for 'Queen and country', along with 150 other sheeple, aboard RFA Sir Galahad. Compare: reeved
Taken from 'Simon Weston', famous Welsh burns victim who was brainwashed into getting toasted for 'Queen and country', along with 150 other sheeple, aboard RFA Sir Galahad. Compare: reeved
by Goatlips July 23, 2008