Goatlips's definitions
A woman's clitoris...obviously a woman's, men don't have them.
The clit. The bean . Bald man in a boat, etc.
The clit. The bean . Bald man in a boat, etc.
by Goatlips January 22, 2018
Get the Peanutmug. 1.A brown oblong object, often found floating in a toilet, consisting of faecal waste. A turd. Especially a large one.
2.A brown oblong object, often capable of floating, consisting of bark-coated wood. A thick branch or trunk of a woody plant, no longer attached to said plant. Usually the product of a tree surgeon.
3.Something you use in Mathematics which no one ever uses IRL.
2.A brown oblong object, often capable of floating, consisting of bark-coated wood. A thick branch or trunk of a woody plant, no longer attached to said plant. Usually the product of a tree surgeon.
3.Something you use in Mathematics which no one ever uses IRL.
Person in need of a poop: "I gotta go 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't go leaving any logs in the pan (toilet bowl). My girlfriend's round later."
Pal: "Don't go leaving any logs in the pan (toilet bowl). My girlfriend's round later."
by Goatlips August 19, 2008
Get the logmug. Snide Face Syndrome, or simply Snide Face, is an acute condition that occurs when meeting an acquaintance after a long period of absence and lack of contact.
SFS sets in at the point of reunion due to uncertainty of the status of the relationship. One, or both parties, may feel it is right to present a smile. The smile, however, is forced due to the uncertainty of the friendship and results in a contorted, snidey-looking face.
This facial contortion is uncontrollable and can be felt spreading up the face, causing great anxiety to the sufferer, and often lasts for the duration of the conversation.
SFS sets in at the point of reunion due to uncertainty of the status of the relationship. One, or both parties, may feel it is right to present a smile. The smile, however, is forced due to the uncertainty of the friendship and results in a contorted, snidey-looking face.
This facial contortion is uncontrollable and can be felt spreading up the face, causing great anxiety to the sufferer, and often lasts for the duration of the conversation.
Old acquaintance: "Hello there...Sorry, I've forgotten your name."
John: "Hi, it's John." *Snide Face Syndrome*
John: "Hi, it's John." *Snide Face Syndrome*
by Goatlips December 30, 2009
Get the Snide Face Syndromemug. 1. A humorous name, term, or term of endearment, for a fat or slightly overweight person. Especially a less youthful person.
2. A humorous name, or term, for a morbidly obese person, especially a less youthful person...provided they don't hear you.
2. A humorous name, or term, for a morbidly obese person, especially a less youthful person...provided they don't hear you.
Woman (aged over 28): "Do you still love me as much, now that I'm fat and old?"
Partner: "Of course I don't Chunkosaurus"
From the words Chunky and Brontosaurus.
See: Gigantopotamus
Partner: "Of course I don't Chunkosaurus"
From the words Chunky and Brontosaurus.
See: Gigantopotamus
by Goatlips August 4, 2008
Get the Chunkosaurusmug. Burned. To suffer burning of the skin. Especially severe or 3rd degree burns.
Taken from 'Simon Weston', famous Welsh burns victim who was brainwashed into getting toasted for 'Queen and country', along with 150 other sheeple, aboard RFA Sir Galahad. Compare: reeved
Taken from 'Simon Weston', famous Welsh burns victim who was brainwashed into getting toasted for 'Queen and country', along with 150 other sheeple, aboard RFA Sir Galahad. Compare: reeved
by Goatlips August 20, 2008
Get the westonedmug. 1. A humorous name, term, or term of endearment for a fat, or slightly overweight, person.
2. A humorous name, or term, for a morbidly obese person, provided they don't hear you.
2. A humorous name, or term, for a morbidly obese person, provided they don't hear you.
Woman: "Does my bum look big in this?"
Partner: "Of course it does Gigantopotamus"
From the words gigantic and hippopotamus.
See: Chunkosaurus
Partner: "Of course it does Gigantopotamus"
From the words gigantic and hippopotamus.
See: Chunkosaurus
by Goatlips August 5, 2008
Get the Gigantopotamusmug. An enclosed lavatory, containing a toilet, especially when used for defaecation. 'Log' referring to poo, due to its brown coloration and tendency to float. Throne room.
Man with a turtle head: "Jesus Christ! I've gotta go to the log cabin quick!"
Pal: "What?"
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"
Pal: "What?"
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"
by Goatlips August 19, 2008
Get the log cabinmug.