Goatlips's definitions
A woman's clitoris...obviously a woman's, men don't have them.
The clit. The bean . Bald man in a boat, etc.
The clit. The bean . Bald man in a boat, etc.
by Goatlips January 22, 2018

1.Meme-propagating media, including - the internet, advertising, news media, or television show.
2.Something that creates a meme.
3.Cause of a social or cultural awareness.
4.Creator of knowledge about something which may not merit attention.
2.Something that creates a meme.
3.Cause of a social or cultural awareness.
4.Creator of knowledge about something which may not merit attention.
The reason why sheeple think 'Silent Shout' by The Knife was album of the year 2006, and that Arctic Monkeys are a great band. Why you know who (insert name of talentless nobody) is.
"The meme machine must've been in full affect to have influenced me into buying that awful U2 album with a naked, pre-pubescent, boy on the cover"
"The meme machine must've been in full affect to have influenced me into buying that awful U2 album with a naked, pre-pubescent, boy on the cover"
by Goatlips January 11, 2008

An enclosed lavatory, containing a toilet, especially when used for defaecation. 'Log' referring to poo, due to its brown coloration and tendency to float. Throne room.
Man with a turtle head: "Jesus Christ! I've gotta go to the log cabin quick!"
Pal: "What?"
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"
Pal: "What?"
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"
by Goatlips August 19, 2008

1. A humorous name, term, or term of endearment, for a fat or slightly overweight person. Especially a less youthful person.
2. A humorous name, or term, for a morbidly obese person, especially a less youthful person...provided they don't hear you.
2. A humorous name, or term, for a morbidly obese person, especially a less youthful person...provided they don't hear you.
Woman (aged over 28): "Do you still love me as much, now that I'm fat and old?"
Partner: "Of course I don't Chunkosaurus"
From the words Chunky and Brontosaurus.
See: Gigantopotamus
Partner: "Of course I don't Chunkosaurus"
From the words Chunky and Brontosaurus.
See: Gigantopotamus
by Goatlips August 4, 2008

1. Someone who randomly or vigorously presses or 'bashes' buttons, especially those of video game controllers. See: button-bashing.
2. A video game where the gameplay descends into the mindless random, or repeated, pressing of a button or buttons. See: button-bashing.
3. A fighting (video) game, such as Virtua Fighter, Soulcalibur or Tekken, etc.
2. A video game where the gameplay descends into the mindless random, or repeated, pressing of a button or buttons. See: button-bashing.
3. A fighting (video) game, such as Virtua Fighter, Soulcalibur or Tekken, etc.
by Goatlips August 5, 2008

Burned. To suffer burning of the skin. Especially severe or 3rd degree burns.
Taken from 'Simon Weston', famous Welsh burns victim who was brainwashed into getting toasted for 'Queen and country', along with 150 other sheeple, aboard RFA Sir Galahad. Compare: reeved
Taken from 'Simon Weston', famous Welsh burns victim who was brainwashed into getting toasted for 'Queen and country', along with 150 other sheeple, aboard RFA Sir Galahad. Compare: reeved
by Goatlips August 20, 2008

Toilet, especially when used to take a dump. 'Throne' - meaning the place you sit to defaecate. See: 'log cabin'
Party-goer needing a shit: "Where's the throne room mate?"
Home owner: "It's at the end of the hall, and I'm not your mate you Cockney prick!"
Home owner: "It's at the end of the hall, and I'm not your mate you Cockney prick!"
by Goatlips August 19, 2008
