2 definitions by Gmillsman
When you sit down on the toliet after someone has "front porched" and your nuts touch the pile of fecal matter.
by Gmillsman May 21, 2017
When one sits reverse on the toilet and drops a deuce. Because the fecal matter now congregates in the front of the bowl (where flush pressure is much less) it is commonly difficult to flush away.
by Gmillsman May 23, 2017