Glittery Goddess's definitions

Nike Shox

The most ugly looking trainers ever. They have springy things on the bottom.

My cousin has Nike Shox and they are NOT bouncy.

by Glittery Goddess June 23, 2004

Built like a Brick Shithouse

To describe someone who is tall and big built.

" Oh my God, that lad is built like a Brick Shithouse!"

by Glittery Goddess May 5, 2004

Tab

A cigarette.

"Giz a Tab."

by Glittery Goddess June 1, 2004

Breeders

Heterosexuals.
People who are attracted to the opposite sex.
Males are attracted to Females.
Females are attracted to Males.

The people that brought you fags into this world. So be grateful.
I am not a Homophobe, but it is really annoying when Homos complain abut Heteros.

by Glittery Goddess June 24, 2004

How Clean is your House?

A TV show where two women go to peoples' shitholes of houses and clean them.

I'm not talking about houses that just need a bit of dusting and hoovering. I'm talking about houses festering with bugs, houses with carpets that haven't been hovered for years, houses that are filthy and full of shit.

by Glittery Goddess June 23, 2004

Wannabe

(A.) Someone who wants to be something else and fit in a crowd, someone who tries to act like someone they want to be even though it's obvious that they're just a stupid wannabe.

Skater wannabes dress like skaters and buy skateboards even though when they try to skate they end up falling on their arse after about 3 seconds.
Gangster wannabes act tough and hard, but when in a dangerous situation they piss themselves and run home.

by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004

Byke

A whore. Someone who has fucked many people. So, if a person has been rode by loads of people, they are a Byke.

That woman fucked 21 people last week and 17 the week before, what a Byke!

by Glittery Goddess May 31, 2004