Glittery Goddess's definitions

Jelly Bracelets

(N.) Cheap bracelets that used to be fashionable about 2 years ago. Still worn by goths and a few others.
Although they are only daft little bracelets, stupid idiots thought it would be good to name them 'shagbands'.
And apparently these were the things that you had to do if your bracelet is snapped, or someone snaps it:

Black~ Sex
Light Blue~ Hand-job
Indigo~ Hand-job with blowjob
Blue~ Blowjob
Pink~It either means french kiss or cunnilingus.
Yellow~ Big bear hug
White~Flash
Orange~ petting
Purple~Full-fledged make-out session
Clear~ Wild-card
Clear with glitter~ Also wildcard
Silver~Fisting
Gold~ Anal
Clear Gold with glitter~fingering
Clear blue~All of everything
Clear Pink~ Its the girls choice.
Clear Green~ All Anal
Glow in the dark pink~ female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue~ boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green or yellow~ Sex with porn.

The 'Shagband' thing was pointless and pathetic. No-one in their right mind would do this stuff because of a cheap plastic thing that costs 10p.

And if you go by those sex rules you are an idiot.

by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004

Arsehole

1. The hole you shit out of.
2. An annoying person that you would just love to smack.

Quit being an Arsehole!

by Glittery Goddess June 13, 2004

E-Cronyms

What a lot of people use in Instant Messanger Conversations.
LOL - means 'Laugh out Loud'
LMAO - means 'Laughing my arse off'
ROFL - means 'Rolling on the floor'

Insert example here.

by Glittery Goddess June 18, 2004

Byke

A whore. Someone who has fucked many people. So, if a person has been rode by loads of people, they are a Byke.

That woman fucked 21 people last week and 17 the week before, what a Byke!

by Glittery Goddess May 31, 2004

Tyne&Wear

The best part of England. Home of Newcastle(The best city in the world.), Sunderland(Shithole full of Mackems.),Glittery Goddess(me) and The New Monkey.
Along with County Durham, we make up the North East of England. We have the best football team in the country(Newcastle United), and the worst (Darlington and Sunderland AFC).

No example.

by Glittery Goddess June 4, 2004

Cybersex

(V.) When two people meet up on an Internet Chatroom and pretend to have sex.
Cybersex is usually practised by horny teenagers who have no friends or 37 year old males who still live with their mothers.

HoTgUy3634: Hey asl?
SXcBiATCH2K4: 14/f/aus
HoTgUy3634: 17/m/usa
SXcBiATCH2K4: wanna cyber?!?
HoTgUy3634: Sure!!!1111

(Usually go on to say things like:
I suk ur rok-hard cock...
...And then I fuk u rlly hard)

NOTE: Both people will probably be bullshitting about their details.

by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004

Worst Movies of all Time

1.) Gigli(I haven't watched it, but I know people who have and it sounds shite.)
2.) Bring it On(Load of garbage. About some annoying cheerleaders.)
3.) Ali G in Da House(Another unfunny pile of wank.)
4.) Gangs of New York(Torture to watch)
5.) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone(Cheesy and nothing like the book.)

THEY are the worst movies of all time.

by Glittery Goddess June 26, 2004