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Ugly Duckling Syndrome

(A.) When a person used to be a really ugly kid, but then later turned out to be really good-looking.
And usually, the total opposite can happen.
by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004
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Jelly Bracelets

(N.) Cheap bracelets that used to be fashionable about 2 years ago. Still worn by goths and a few others.
Although they are only daft little bracelets, stupid idiots thought it would be good to name them 'shagbands'.
And apparently these were the things that you had to do if your bracelet is snapped, or someone snaps it:

Black~ Sex
Light Blue~ Hand-job
Indigo~ Hand-job with blowjob
Blue~ Blowjob
Pink~It either means french kiss or cunnilingus.
Yellow~ Big bear hug
White~Flash
Orange~ petting
Purple~Full-fledged make-out session
Clear~ Wild-card
Clear with glitter~ Also wildcard
Silver~Fisting
Gold~ Anal
Clear Gold with glitter~fingering
Clear blue~All of everything
Clear Pink~ Its the girls choice.
Clear Green~ All Anal
Glow in the dark pink~ female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue~ boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green or yellow~ Sex with porn.

The 'Shagband' thing was pointless and pathetic. No-one in their right mind would do this stuff because of a cheap plastic thing that costs 10p.
And if you go by those sex rules you are an idiot.
by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004
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Breeders

Heterosexuals.
People who are attracted to the opposite sex.
Males are attracted to Females.
Females are attracted to Males.
The people that brought you fags into this world. So be grateful.
I am not a Homophobe, but it is really annoying when Homos complain abut Heteros.
by Glittery Goddess June 24, 2004
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Tab

"Giz a Tab."
by Glittery Goddess June 1, 2004
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Shithole

by Glittery Goddess June 19, 2004
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Tyne&Wear

The best part of England. Home of Newcastle(The best city in the world.), Sunderland(Shithole full of Mackems.),Glittery Goddess(me) and The New Monkey.
Along with County Durham, we make up the North East of England. We have the best football team in the country(Newcastle United), and the worst (Darlington and Sunderland AFC).
by Glittery Goddess June 4, 2004
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