Glittery Goddess's definitions

Nike Shox

The most ugly looking trainers ever. They have springy things on the bottom.

My cousin has Nike Shox and they are NOT bouncy.

by Glittery Goddess June 23, 2004

Built like a Brick Shithouse

To describe someone who is tall and big built.

" Oh my God, that lad is built like a Brick Shithouse!"

by Glittery Goddess May 5, 2004

Ugly Duckling Syndrome

(A.) When a person used to be a really ugly kid, but then later turned out to be really good-looking.

And usually, the total opposite can happen.

by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004

Tab

A cigarette.

"Giz a Tab."

by Glittery Goddess June 1, 2004

Breeders

Heterosexuals.
People who are attracted to the opposite sex.
Males are attracted to Females.
Females are attracted to Males.

The people that brought you fags into this world. So be grateful.
I am not a Homophobe, but it is really annoying when Homos complain abut Heteros.

by Glittery Goddess June 24, 2004

Orlando Bloom

An English actor who starred in films such as 'Lord of the Rings', 'Troy' and 'Pirates of the Carribean'.
He has a lot of silly Fangirls drooling over him as well(Just read the last 5 pages of definitions).

Personally, I think Orlando Bloom is hideous, and that these fangirls need to get out more.

by Glittery Goddess May 21, 2004

Biggest Slags Ever

1.) Jodie Marsh. Typical Essex tart. She wouldn't look out of place in a Red Light District.
2.) Abi Titmuss. Bimbo Freak.
3.) Anyone out of Big Brother 5. Full of attention-seeking, celebrity-wannabe freaks. Quite sad, really.

No Example.

by Glittery Goddess June 5, 2004