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Burberry

A checkered designer pattern that is rather nice.
Worn by Charvers and Football Hooligans.
But of course, not everyone who wears Burberry is either a Charver or a Football Hooligan.
It really isn't as bad as people think.
by Glittery Goddess June 27, 2004
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Arsehole

1. The hole you shit out of.
2. An annoying person that you would just love to smack.
Quit being an Arsehole!
by Glittery Goddess June 13, 2004
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E-Cronyms

What a lot of people use in Instant Messanger Conversations.
LOL - means 'Laugh out Loud'
LMAO - means 'Laughing my arse off'
ROFL - means 'Rolling on the floor'
by Glittery Goddess June 18, 2004
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Jelly Bracelets

(N.) Cheap bracelets that used to be fashionable about 2 years ago. Still worn by goths and a few others.
Although they are only daft little bracelets, stupid idiots thought it would be good to name them 'shagbands'.
And apparently these were the things that you had to do if your bracelet is snapped, or someone snaps it:

Black~ Sex
Light Blue~ Hand-job
Indigo~ Hand-job with blowjob
Blue~ Blowjob
Pink~It either means french kiss or cunnilingus.
Yellow~ Big bear hug
White~Flash
Orange~ petting
Purple~Full-fledged make-out session
Clear~ Wild-card
Clear with glitter~ Also wildcard
Silver~Fisting
Gold~ Anal
Clear Gold with glitter~fingering
Clear blue~All of everything
Clear Pink~ Its the girls choice.
Clear Green~ All Anal
Glow in the dark pink~ female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue~ boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green or yellow~ Sex with porn.

The 'Shagband' thing was pointless and pathetic. No-one in their right mind would do this stuff because of a cheap plastic thing that costs 10p.
And if you go by those sex rules you are an idiot.
by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004
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Brunettes

They aren't better than Blondes, not smarter or nicer. Intelligence and personality has nothing to do with hair colour. And I do NOT walk around saying "Like, Oh My God, I'm so totally cool!". That is what American women do.
Me and my 2 best friends are blonde, and we have a real good laugh when we're out.
Not that having fun is anything to do with hair colour of course. I was trying to prove a point.
by Glittery Goddess June 1, 2004
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Butt Sex

Anal Sex.
When a man puts his dick up a woman's/another man's arse and fucks it.
by Glittery Goddess May 24, 2004
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Immature

Someone who acts annoying and stupid.
95% of 13 year-old Boys.
by Glittery Goddess June 23, 2004
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