Glittery Goddess's definitions

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Something that comes up on your internet browser when either your Internet Service Provider is being a Twat, You aren't connected to the internet, or if the web page really isn't there any more.

Something that keeps coming up on my computer. It annoys me so much that I nearly once smashed my moniter up

by Glittery Goddess May 9, 2004

Cybersex

(V.) When two people meet up on an Internet Chatroom and pretend to have sex.
Cybersex is usually practised by horny teenagers who have no friends or 37 year old males who still live with their mothers.

HoTgUy3634: Hey asl?
SXcBiATCH2K4: 14/f/aus
HoTgUy3634: 17/m/usa
SXcBiATCH2K4: wanna cyber?!?
HoTgUy3634: Sure!!!1111

(Usually go on to say things like:
I suk ur rok-hard cock...
...And then I fuk u rlly hard)

NOTE: Both people will probably be bullshitting about their details.

by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004

Wayne Rooney

The newest and best England football player ever. Also one of the top scorers of Euro 2004.

Wayne Rooney may look like Shrek, but he's a fucking good football player.

by Glittery Goddess June 23, 2004

Worst Movies of all Time

1.) Gigli(I haven't watched it, but I know people who have and it sounds shite.)
2.) Bring it On(Load of garbage. About some annoying cheerleaders.)
3.) Ali G in Da House(Another unfunny pile of wank.)
4.) Gangs of New York(Torture to watch)
5.) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone(Cheesy and nothing like the book.)

THEY are the worst movies of all time.

by Glittery Goddess June 26, 2004

Biggest Slags Ever

1.) Jodie Marsh. Typical Essex tart. She wouldn't look out of place in a Red Light District.
2.) Abi Titmuss. Bimbo Freak.
3.) Anyone out of Big Brother 5. Full of attention-seeking, celebrity-wannabe freaks. Quite sad, really.

No Example.

by Glittery Goddess June 5, 2004

Built like a Brick Shithouse

To describe someone who is tall and big built.

" Oh my God, that lad is built like a Brick Shithouse!"

by Glittery Goddess May 5, 2004

Breeders

Heterosexuals.
People who are attracted to the opposite sex.
Males are attracted to Females.
Females are attracted to Males.

The people that brought you fags into this world. So be grateful.
I am not a Homophobe, but it is really annoying when Homos complain abut Heteros.

by Glittery Goddess June 24, 2004