Glitchguy's definitions

NJM

Some stupid money insurance company that tries to stand out by not having a jingle or mascot. Seriously, I see them too much. My YouTube Premium subscription expired. And they are everywhere. this is the corporate incarnate of a pick me girl. ALL OF THEIR ADS ARE ABOUT HOW THEY ARENT “GIMMICKY” THOUGH MASCOTS DEFINE A COMPANY. What would Disney be if Mickey Mouse wasn’t their cash cow- I mean mascot? And old spice without the classic and memorable jingle? ITS EVEN THEIR NAME! “No Jingles or Mascots” LIKE THIS IS HORRIBLE

NJM is everywhere and I hate it. I hate THEM. They are the corporate incarnate of a pick me girl.

by Glitchguy May 13, 2023

I Am All Of Me

The one song from the edgy gun game about a hedgehog with black fur. You can’t blame him. He is, he is, he is all of him. It feels like every day is the same. Wake up, look at the Fire in the Sky Festival, be awesome... brood, think about... her. It's so... dull and... lifeless.

CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME WALK INTO MY MYSTERY STEP INSIDE AND HOLD ON FOR DEEEAR LIIIIFE DO YOU REMEMBER ME CAPTURE YOU OR SET YOU FREEEE I AM ALL I AM ALL OF ME

by Glitchguy April 10, 2023

Copium

An element of which has the chemical formula of of C6H10S, or 6 atoms of carbon, one atom of sulfur, 10 atoms of hydrogen. It takes effect whenever someone refuses to move on from a silly little insult, or maybe losing a game. It is released through anger or sadness, and causes the person to act like he's correct, saying things just so they don't have to take the L. It is placed 90th on the periodic table, and high dosages can lead to becoming an unlikeable dumbass.

"You suck at this game, go back to your anime kawaii cutesy game or whatever"
"Erm, actually, I am very skilled, I am just not at my sharpest. Also, I do not enjoy such childish and soft games."
"Guys, I think he's high on copium."

by Glitchguy October 15, 2023

Sonic.exe

Here’s some trivia. What is his name? You will all say “Sonic.EXE”, but no. It’s Exetior. Exetior is the demon possessing the game. The game so happens to be an executable file, so everyone just settles on Sonic.exe. The acknowledged this in the FNF Sonic.EXE mod, where Fleetway’s Super Sonic says “imagine being an executable file. Couldn’t be me.“ basically, the plot summarized is basically, this guy named Tom receives a CD for Sonic 1 and a note saying “I can’t take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you’d do it for me. I can’t do it, he’s after me, and if you don’t destroy this CD, he’ll come after you too, he’s too fast for me…. Please Tom, destroy this god-forsaken disc before he comes after you too, it’s too late for me. Destroy the disc, and you’ll destroy him, but do it quick otherwise he’ll catch you. Don’t even play the game, it’s what he wants, just destroy it. Please…” and then Tom is like “Nah. Seems like a prank. Classic prankster Kyle.” And then he plays the OBVIOUSLY CURSED CD.

1: so y’all know Sonic.EXE?
2: the Creepypasta?
1: no, the character-
3: is name is Exetior. The Creepypasta’s name is Sonic.EXE.
1: no! His name is Sonic.EXE everyone says it!
2: that “everyone” came from FNF and/or are little children who’s mommys can’t handle their baby reading something “so graphic”.

by Glitchguy June 8, 2023

Baller

One of the 4 warriors in Boss Fighting Stages on roblox, who would be later turned into a meme via “stop posting about baller”. Baller’s dynamic weapon is the dodgeball. For his level 25 attack, he throws 3 balls at once. For his level 50 attack, he throws a giant super ball. Judging by the dialogue, Baller seems like a chill and confident person in battle. He also has the ice spirit (Dezadon) as his sparring partner.

Hey, have you played BFS? I usually play as Baller.

by Glitchguy March 24, 2023

SCP-4521

SCP-4521 is a tree. It's a silent tree. It's way too silent. It doesn't scream. It has to scream. Do you know how many tests have been done? THEY EVEN KILLED A TREE GENETICALLY RELATED TO 4521. THEY TRIED EVERYTHING.

"I hate SCP-4521 so much I want to scream"

by Glitchguy October 15, 2023

Zero Two

Well, it depends. Cute or creepy? If I went the cute route, i’d say Zero Two from Darling In The Franxx is a waifu with pink hair and lil kawaii devil horns. But if I went the creepy route… Zero Two is the TRUE final boss of Kirby 64 woth a dumpling lookin ass body and a literal cactus ass with a fuckin bleeding eyeball. He has a halo and wings but THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT AN ANGEL HE WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS LIKE THE SUPER MARIO 64 EEL. At first, he seems he seems he has a cute lil smile but WHOOPS! IT’S ALL ONE BIG ASS FUCKING EYEBALL.

Weeb: hey remember Zero Two?
Kirby fan: NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN.
Weeb: why? It’s just a cute kawaii sugoi UwU OwO anime girl I love very dearly I have a body pillow of!
Kirby fan: OOOH that Zero Two. Ok. THANK FUCKIN GOODNESS.
Weeb: why are you scared? Is there another Zero Two I must know of?
Kirby fan: you play the game you get the pain. You don’t know what I’ve been through. Play Kirby 64 and collect all the crystal shards. Then you’ll get it.
Weeb: ok!

A FEW DAYS LATER.

Weeb: I know what you are talking about i can’t get it out of my head it’s so scary it fuels my nightmares it’s so scary like what the fuck why did you make me play this scary ass game.
Kirby fan: the only reason that scares you is because you just love to watch lil weaboo animes and get your pingas hard to little kawaii demon girl and spend your life savings on jars body pillows and minifigures.

by Glitchguy March 25, 2023