3 definitions by GlindaTheGoodBitch

cuntard

(noun) A female, who like her male counterpart known as the munt, acts irresponsible and reckless in her behavior where social graces, common etiquette, and/or her general disregard for fellow humans is concerned.

Her friend treated her like a real cuntard when she learned she bought the same dress for the dance.

by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 22, 2015

remiPhone

(noun) The invisible device that you use during the rapid eye movement stage of sleep known as REM to perform all the usual smartphone tasks and then wake up from REM to find there's actually no device in your hand.

Bob exclaimed, "Damn! That's the third time this week I woke up strokin' my remiPhone only to realize I was half asleep."

by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 21, 2015

worderer (as in word murderer)

(noun) A mindless, thoughtless piece of shit who has no regard for the English language and demonstrates it frequently by leaving off modifiers such as adverbs and other word endings rendering them incomplete in an effort to sound cool or "hip". Worderer also applies to assholes who misuse or substitute and replace words that sound similar, also known as 'Bunkerisms' as in Archie Bunker from the 1970s CBS hit sitcom.

Example 1
Steve: Hey man, did you see the meteor shower last night?
John: No. I slept through it.
Steve: That's too bad. It was incred, Bro; beyond spectac. The whole show was a real sight to behold. Quite invig. Don't I speak like a douche?
John: Why, yes you do! You're such a worderer (as in word murderer).

Example 2
When the man in the restaurant began to choke, AnnaMaria shouted, "Does anyone know the Heineken remover?"

by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 23, 2015