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stupidly educated

stupidly educated:

(verb; past tense)
(adjective)

- describes the learning experience (and/or present cognitive state) of person who was duped into believing lies, nonsense and ideas which have no merit or basis in sound evidence, real experience, accurate observation, proper rationality or good reason; as a result, these people generally predominantly think about important matters illogically and irrationally, due to being indoctrinated by their education system, their political affiliations, their religion, their society, etc.
Ex. 1

Jim: Did you know that Stephen Hawking thinks that the Universe started from nothing and that we could all get sucked into a Black Hole?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: That's easy. Stephen is 'stupidly educated'.

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Ex. 2

Jim: Did you know that Jane thinks that one man can sacrifice himself and die, to forgive another man's crimes and sins?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: That's easy. Jane was 'stupidly educated'.

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Ex. 3

Jim: What is with the kids and adults who can barely communicate, think and speak clearly, these days?
Bob: That's easy. Most people have become 'stupidly educated'.
by GlennyJ December 6, 2013
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personality install

personality install:

- the desired (but presently impossible) procedure of installing a personality into a person who appears to have none

Background: Many 'non-contributting-zeros' and 'useless-eaters' would do better for themselves and society if they had dynamic and well functioning personalities, or just died. The percentage of the population which could use this procedure seems to be growing. The end game for the Zombie Apocalypse is to have robotic mindless people --- perhaps this fictitious concept of 'personality installs' might be able to thwart what seems to be coming.
Ex.1
Jim: Is it just me, or does that guy seem like a zombie to you too?
Bob: Oh yeah! That empty-vessel is a useless-eater who could use a 'personality install'.

Ex.2
Jim: I think Jane could do with a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have one, first. What that non-contributing-zero needs is a 'personality install'.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
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double-handed rub

double-handed rub:

- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself

Background:

- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
Ex.1

Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.

Ex.2

Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
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