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double-handed rub

double-handed rub:

- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself

Background:

- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
Ex.1

Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.

Ex.2

Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
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Fordophobic

Fordophobic

1. A person who does not like Rob Ford.

2. A person who does not think that the crack smoking Rob Ford should be the Mayor of Toronto.

3. A person who discriminates against people who do think Rob Ford should be the Mayor of Toronto.

4. A Person who does not like Ford motor products, is afraid of Ford products, and discriminates against people who drive Ford products.

5. People who shamelessly drive Chevs and other brands of vehicles and pretend Fords do not exist.

6. People who avoid Fords.

7. People who avoid Rob Ford.
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you sir ... are a RAGING Fordophobic!
by GlennyJ November 9, 2013
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crackopolis

A city whose Mayor smokes crack and continues to govern.
ex. Thanks to Mayor Rob Ford, the City of Toronto has become a well known crackopolis.
by GlennyJ November 9, 2013
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