GlennyJ's definitions
fake-o-gram:
1. a telegram which is not legitimate or written by the stated author
2. a quantity of a substance which is supposed to be cocaine, heroin or another illicit drug, but isn't
3. a mammogram done on breasts which are not entirely 'genuine equipment' or 'all original gear'
1. a telegram which is not legitimate or written by the stated author
2. a quantity of a substance which is supposed to be cocaine, heroin or another illicit drug, but isn't
3. a mammogram done on breasts which are not entirely 'genuine equipment' or 'all original gear'
Ex.1
My grandfather thought that he got a telegram from Frank Sinatra, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram from his brother Louie.
Ex.2
My pal Jim once bought what he thought was a gram of cocaine, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram baking sugar.
Ex.3
My pal Val is awaiting the results of her fake-o-gram on those beautiful sweater puppets.
My grandfather thought that he got a telegram from Frank Sinatra, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram from his brother Louie.
Ex.2
My pal Jim once bought what he thought was a gram of cocaine, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram baking sugar.
Ex.3
My pal Val is awaiting the results of her fake-o-gram on those beautiful sweater puppets.
by GlennyJ December 11, 2013
Get the fake-o-grammug. Tesla stated that his purpose in life was to uplift the condition of humanity.
ex. Glenn Jessome was a Teslarian.
ex. Glenn Jessome was a Teslarian.
by GlennyJ November 6, 2013
Get the Teslarianmug. The condition of a person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!
Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!
ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!
Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!
ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.
by GlennyJ November 10, 2013
Get the crackophobiamug. Bob: Is the government of Toronto a democracy?
Jim: No!
Bob: Well. What the hell is it then?
Jim: Toronto is a crack-ocracy, of course.
Bob: Jim, you are a raging Ford-ophobic, a shameless crackophobic and you have no respect for Toronto's crackstitution!
Jim: No!
Bob: Well. What the hell is it then?
Jim: Toronto is a crack-ocracy, of course.
Bob: Jim, you are a raging Ford-ophobic, a shameless crackophobic and you have no respect for Toronto's crackstitution!
by GlennyJ November 9, 2013
Get the crack-ocracymug. Femapocaplyspe:
- is the END of the naturally functioning modern global society due to hyper-masculinization of woman and hyper-feminization of men, and the END of traditional gender roles, which is also characterized by the preferential treatment of women combined with shameless bashing of men and bashing of all things male by both men and women
Background: mainstream psychology, political correctness, psycho-babble, and the Communist Manifesto are setting the correct conditions for the Femapocalypse to to grow and proliferate around the world --- no nation is safe from the Femapocalypse
- is the END of the naturally functioning modern global society due to hyper-masculinization of woman and hyper-feminization of men, and the END of traditional gender roles, which is also characterized by the preferential treatment of women combined with shameless bashing of men and bashing of all things male by both men and women
Background: mainstream psychology, political correctness, psycho-babble, and the Communist Manifesto are setting the correct conditions for the Femapocalypse to to grow and proliferate around the world --- no nation is safe from the Femapocalypse
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Ex.
Jim: Did you hear about the dude in Australia that had his junk bitten by his crazy woman while HE was sleeping?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Did you hear how HE was given 3 months in jail and a $2000.00 fine, and SHE was not charged with biting his penis and making it bleed?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Oh, that is easy. It is a just sign of the Femapocalypse.
Ex.
Jim: Did you hear about the dude in Australia that had his junk bitten by his crazy woman while HE was sleeping?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Did you hear how HE was given 3 months in jail and a $2000.00 fine, and SHE was not charged with biting his penis and making it bleed?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Oh, that is easy. It is a just sign of the Femapocalypse.
by GlennyJ December 18, 2013
Get the Femapocalypsemug. 'economically religious' is a descriptive term which refers to the belief system and mindset of a person (or group of people) who care much more about money, finances and the economy than absolutely anything else (including, but not limited to, their own health, other people's health and their local or global environments)
supporting background:
- people who are 'economically religious' promote their destructive and unfair totalitarian ideology based in authoritarian control and materialism
- sadly, to a moralist, and in truth, there appears to be a much greater percentage of the world's population who are 'economically religious' than those who are not 'economically religious', and, both groups seem incredibly strange to one another
- like many false deities and false doctrines, economies are not real things; they are merely concepts and ideas which are continually morphing and inevitably lead to compliance and control of large groups by authority figures
- financially poor people are not immune from becoming 'economically religious'; very few people on this planet are immune to this 'mind poison'
supporting background:
- people who are 'economically religious' promote their destructive and unfair totalitarian ideology based in authoritarian control and materialism
- sadly, to a moralist, and in truth, there appears to be a much greater percentage of the world's population who are 'economically religious' than those who are not 'economically religious', and, both groups seem incredibly strange to one another
- like many false deities and false doctrines, economies are not real things; they are merely concepts and ideas which are continually morphing and inevitably lead to compliance and control of large groups by authority figures
- financially poor people are not immune from becoming 'economically religious'; very few people on this planet are immune to this 'mind poison'
ex. (1) All bankers and most politicians are 'economically religious'.
ex. (2) The people who truly manipulate and run the economies of the world depend on the masses being 'economically religious'.
ex. (3) When the 'economically religious' movement hits a critical mass level, their hedonism will destroy planet Earth.
ex. (4) Glenn Jessome is one individual, living in the modern world, who is not 'economically religious'. This makes him 'seem' strange.
ex. (5) The elite within the 'economically religious' are behind all major wars and conflicts, hunger and unnecessary spread of preventable diseases.
ex. (6) Neither cave men nor the characters of Star Trek were 'economically religious', so it is possible that humanity can exist without this destructive materialistic totalitarian ideology, although most people are too 'economically indoctrinated' to comprehend this fact.
ex. (7) Since the advent of money as a means to facilitate trade, Diogenes of Sinope was one of the greatest people to push back against initiatives of the 'economically religious'. As the 'story' goes, apparently Jesus pushed back against the money changers in the temple by tipping over their trade tables and even whipped the money changers to get them out of the place of worship. In modern times only Iceland seems to have made some progress against the initiatives of debt-slavery by the elites of the 'economically religious'.
ex. (2) The people who truly manipulate and run the economies of the world depend on the masses being 'economically religious'.
ex. (3) When the 'economically religious' movement hits a critical mass level, their hedonism will destroy planet Earth.
ex. (4) Glenn Jessome is one individual, living in the modern world, who is not 'economically religious'. This makes him 'seem' strange.
ex. (5) The elite within the 'economically religious' are behind all major wars and conflicts, hunger and unnecessary spread of preventable diseases.
ex. (6) Neither cave men nor the characters of Star Trek were 'economically religious', so it is possible that humanity can exist without this destructive materialistic totalitarian ideology, although most people are too 'economically indoctrinated' to comprehend this fact.
ex. (7) Since the advent of money as a means to facilitate trade, Diogenes of Sinope was one of the greatest people to push back against initiatives of the 'economically religious'. As the 'story' goes, apparently Jesus pushed back against the money changers in the temple by tipping over their trade tables and even whipped the money changers to get them out of the place of worship. In modern times only Iceland seems to have made some progress against the initiatives of debt-slavery by the elites of the 'economically religious'.
by GlennyJ November 8, 2013
Get the economically religiousmug. Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!
Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you ... are a RAGING crackophobic!
ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city because he is a shameless crackophobic.
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!
Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you ... are a RAGING crackophobic!
ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city because he is a shameless crackophobic.
by GlennyJ November 9, 2013
Get the crackophobicmug.