crackophobia

The condition of a person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.
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personality transplant

personality transplant:

- would be the desired (but impossible) procedure of swapping a person's personality for another personality
Ex.1

Jim: I would so love rearrange that assholic douchbag's face with just one kick or one punch!
Bob: Dude! That wouldn't change the situation. That psychotic douchebag needs a 'personality transplant'.

Ex.2
Jim: I am such a loser!
Bob: That's nothing a 'personality transplant' wouldn't cure.

Ex.3
Jim: I think Jane needs a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have a personality, first. Jane needs a 'personality install'.
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crackopolis

A city whose Mayor smokes crack and continues to govern.
ex. Thanks to Mayor Rob Ford, the City of Toronto has become a well known crackopolis.
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crackstitution

A governance document enforced and upheld by the leader of a government body who admits to smoking crack.
ex. Mayor Rob Ford enforces and upholds the crackstitution of the City of Toronto.
ex. Glenn Jessome cannot make sense of the government or legal systems of Toronto, because of the interpretations of their crackstitution.
ex. Not all of the people of Toronto smoke crack, however, 44% of them want to uphold the crackstitution.
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double-handed rub

double-handed rub:

- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself

Background:

- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
Ex.1

Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.

Ex.2

Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
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intellectually juvenile

The term 'intellectually juvenile' politely describes someone who is unintelligent, unwise or just not the 'sharpest knife in the drawer'.

The term 'intellectually juvenile' applies to a person, or group of people, who are not as developed in their thinking as they should be for their age, education, experience, geographical location, social environment, etc.

Background: Most of the people who are constantly calling other people 'stupid' are well known to be 'not-so-bright-themselves', and thus the word 'stupid' has lost its credibility and power as a descriptive term. The word 'stupid' is overused, low brow and passé.

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Ex.

Jim: Glenn! Did you just call me stupid !?!

Glenn: No, Jim. However, I most certainly implied that you are 'intellectually juvenile'. (said while smiling and in a nice tone)

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Jim: OK! I thought you were calling me stupid, and, I was about to get very upset. Sorry.

Glenn: That's OK Jim. Most 'intellectually juvenile' people are blissfully unaware when a person calls them out on their errors, nonsense and lies, and they are generally oblivious when a sentient uses accurate, basic and descriptive words to describe 'intellectually juvenile' people to themselves.

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Jim: You are a great friend, Glenn!

Glenn: I know. (smiling that smile he is well known for)
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Fordophobia

1. Fordophobia is a condition where people are afraid of Rob Ford.

2. Fordophobia is a condition where people are afraid of Ford vehicles.
Ex. 1
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you sir ... are a RAGING Fordophobic!

Ex. 2
Jim: Hey Bob! Did you look at the new lineup of Ford vehicles?
Bob: No!

Jim: Why not?
Bob: I was diagnosed with Fordophobia after the last Ford I owned.
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