Definitions by GlennyJ
Scotch Rudder
Scotch Rudder:
- is the masturbation-technique (or masterbation-process) of a person helping get themselves off by holding onto the forearm of the arm they are using to masturbate themselves with, and using it to shake the masturbation arm with the arm and hand they are not using on their 'netherly regions'; essentially adding comfort and support while 'steering' the masturbation process
*** despite the name, the Scotch Rudder can be performed by people of any nationality and by non-sailing males, females and whatevers
(DISCLAIMER: this is NOT to be confused with the 'double-handed-rub' which is a totally different masturbation technique)
Background: This technique is generally used by celibate people who really think the Dutch Rudder is cool, but can't find a mate.
- is the masturbation-technique (or masterbation-process) of a person helping get themselves off by holding onto the forearm of the arm they are using to masturbate themselves with, and using it to shake the masturbation arm with the arm and hand they are not using on their 'netherly regions'; essentially adding comfort and support while 'steering' the masturbation process
*** despite the name, the Scotch Rudder can be performed by people of any nationality and by non-sailing males, females and whatevers
(DISCLAIMER: this is NOT to be confused with the 'double-handed-rub' which is a totally different masturbation technique)
Background: This technique is generally used by celibate people who really think the Dutch Rudder is cool, but can't find a mate.
Ex.1
Joe had to use the speaker phone when he was talking to Val because (unbeknownst to her) he was in the process of giving himself a Scotch Rudder. However, Joe was clever enough to say he 'had to go' and hung up, before he went.
Ex.2
Jim: What is taking Val so long in the washroom?
Bob: Val belongs to the self-help group called 'Sex Without Partners', and I am sure she is in there giving herself a Scotch Rudder, again!
Ex.3
Jim: Did you hear about Richards accident and how he lost his left arm?
Bob: Yeah. What a shame. I also heard he used to like to do the Scotch Rudder, too. Oh well, he can always go Dutch.
Joe had to use the speaker phone when he was talking to Val because (unbeknownst to her) he was in the process of giving himself a Scotch Rudder. However, Joe was clever enough to say he 'had to go' and hung up, before he went.
Ex.2
Jim: What is taking Val so long in the washroom?
Bob: Val belongs to the self-help group called 'Sex Without Partners', and I am sure she is in there giving herself a Scotch Rudder, again!
Ex.3
Jim: Did you hear about Richards accident and how he lost his left arm?
Bob: Yeah. What a shame. I also heard he used to like to do the Scotch Rudder, too. Oh well, he can always go Dutch.
Scotch Rudder by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
double-handed rub
double-handed rub:
- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself
Background:
- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself
Background:
- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
Ex.1
Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.
Ex.2
Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.
Ex.2
Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
double-handed rub by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
insanely sane
insanely sane:
- describes the mind of a person who is RIGHT concerning most important events and new discoveries, when others are either ignorant or WRONG about the same specific topics (the 'insanely sane' only 'seem' crazy to most people, yet they are sane, and are not often wrong)
- describes the thinking of a highly intelligent person who has acute cognition, has situational awareness and uses logic; the 'insanely sane' seem like a freaks to others; others seem like zombies to the 'insanely sane'; thus, the 'insanely sane' keep a very small inner circle of family and friends
Background:
The double meaning with this seemingly-oxymoronic term stems from the 'insanely' connotations of 'extremely' and the slightly-less-obvious 'seemingly insane'.
'Insanely sane' people inevitable change status quo thinking and move the world towards progress; they uplift the condition of humanity with their initiatives and truths while inevitably enduring false accusations of 'insanity' and unjust ridicule.
An 'insanely sane' person extremely passionate about discovering new knowledge and ensuring they are correct about important matters, knows for certain that they are truthful, right or undecided, and will not back down from pressure being applied to them via unjust, illogical, irrational and unwarranted opposition. The 'insanely sane' merely appear insane to people whose thinking is illogical, irrational and wrong but passionately 'believe' they are right.
- describes the mind of a person who is RIGHT concerning most important events and new discoveries, when others are either ignorant or WRONG about the same specific topics (the 'insanely sane' only 'seem' crazy to most people, yet they are sane, and are not often wrong)
- describes the thinking of a highly intelligent person who has acute cognition, has situational awareness and uses logic; the 'insanely sane' seem like a freaks to others; others seem like zombies to the 'insanely sane'; thus, the 'insanely sane' keep a very small inner circle of family and friends
Background:
The double meaning with this seemingly-oxymoronic term stems from the 'insanely' connotations of 'extremely' and the slightly-less-obvious 'seemingly insane'.
'Insanely sane' people inevitable change status quo thinking and move the world towards progress; they uplift the condition of humanity with their initiatives and truths while inevitably enduring false accusations of 'insanity' and unjust ridicule.
An 'insanely sane' person extremely passionate about discovering new knowledge and ensuring they are correct about important matters, knows for certain that they are truthful, right or undecided, and will not back down from pressure being applied to them via unjust, illogical, irrational and unwarranted opposition. The 'insanely sane' merely appear insane to people whose thinking is illogical, irrational and wrong but passionately 'believe' they are right.
Large groups of disingenuous, insentient and untruthfully people vehemently (and often violently) oppose the 'insanely sane'.
Most people are unaware of of the existence, nature, prevalence and validity of the 'ad populum' logical fallacy as it applies to the 'insanely sane'.
Nearly all of the valid arguments, sound logic, excellent reasoning and new truths of the 'insanely sane' are generally easily dismissed by weaker minded members of society by invoking 'ad hominen' logically fallacious attacks ... i.e. the 'insanely sane' are labelled 'conspiracy theorists', 'nutters', 'wackjobs', etc. and they are not accurately judged based upon the merit of their claims but based on fallacious and malicious attacks on their being and character.
Most people naturally assume 'the group' is right when an 'insanely sane' individual has an opposing or opposite opinion from the group, but that is not generally the case. In fact, the generally public (in the developed world) is so dumbed-down and manipulated by media that they are more often wrong than right on the most important topics.
'Insanely sane' people are generally ridiculed and persecuted by the majority of people who have little appreciation or understanding of the truth of a particular matter or event. Many 'insanely sane' people are destroyed by a relatively insentient public and die long before their discovered truths are accepted by the majority of people.
Ex. Nikola Tesla and GlennyJ were 'insanely sane'.
Most people are unaware of of the existence, nature, prevalence and validity of the 'ad populum' logical fallacy as it applies to the 'insanely sane'.
Nearly all of the valid arguments, sound logic, excellent reasoning and new truths of the 'insanely sane' are generally easily dismissed by weaker minded members of society by invoking 'ad hominen' logically fallacious attacks ... i.e. the 'insanely sane' are labelled 'conspiracy theorists', 'nutters', 'wackjobs', etc. and they are not accurately judged based upon the merit of their claims but based on fallacious and malicious attacks on their being and character.
Most people naturally assume 'the group' is right when an 'insanely sane' individual has an opposing or opposite opinion from the group, but that is not generally the case. In fact, the generally public (in the developed world) is so dumbed-down and manipulated by media that they are more often wrong than right on the most important topics.
'Insanely sane' people are generally ridiculed and persecuted by the majority of people who have little appreciation or understanding of the truth of a particular matter or event. Many 'insanely sane' people are destroyed by a relatively insentient public and die long before their discovered truths are accepted by the majority of people.
Ex. Nikola Tesla and GlennyJ were 'insanely sane'.
insanely sane by GlennyJ December 9, 2013
stupidly educated
stupidly educated:
(verb; past tense)
(adjective)
- describes the learning experience (and/or present cognitive state) of person who was duped into believing lies, nonsense and ideas which have no merit or basis in sound evidence, real experience, accurate observation, proper rationality or good reason; as a result, these people generally predominantly think about important matters illogically and irrationally, due to being indoctrinated by their education system, their political affiliations, their religion, their society, etc.
(verb; past tense)
(adjective)
- describes the learning experience (and/or present cognitive state) of person who was duped into believing lies, nonsense and ideas which have no merit or basis in sound evidence, real experience, accurate observation, proper rationality or good reason; as a result, these people generally predominantly think about important matters illogically and irrationally, due to being indoctrinated by their education system, their political affiliations, their religion, their society, etc.
Ex. 1
Jim: Did you know that Stephen Hawking thinks that the Universe started from nothing and that we could all get sucked into a Black Hole?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: That's easy. Stephen is 'stupidly educated'.
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Ex. 2
Jim: Did you know that Jane thinks that one man can sacrifice himself and die, to forgive another man's crimes and sins?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: That's easy. Jane was 'stupidly educated'.
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Ex. 3
Jim: What is with the kids and adults who can barely communicate, think and speak clearly, these days?
Bob: That's easy. Most people have become 'stupidly educated'.
Jim: Did you know that Stephen Hawking thinks that the Universe started from nothing and that we could all get sucked into a Black Hole?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: That's easy. Stephen is 'stupidly educated'.
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Ex. 2
Jim: Did you know that Jane thinks that one man can sacrifice himself and die, to forgive another man's crimes and sins?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: That's easy. Jane was 'stupidly educated'.
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Ex. 3
Jim: What is with the kids and adults who can barely communicate, think and speak clearly, these days?
Bob: That's easy. Most people have become 'stupidly educated'.
stupidly educated by GlennyJ December 6, 2013
money zombie
A 'money zombie' is a person who exists and lusts for 'money' --- they are severely intellectually stunted and emotionally dead.
A 'money zombie' is a person who only predominantly considers society from economic and monetary perspectives, and they lack empathy.
A 'money zombie' is so cognitively impaired that they cannot meaningfully appreciate society from emotional, natural, physical or any other perspectives, and they always need more money and more stuff to exist --- they are not content unless they are earning, profiting or consuming. They will never experience or know true happiness, love or joy.
A 'money zombie' always need more MONEY and more STUFF, and if this greed drive ever stopped, they might actually come back to real life.
A 'money zombie' is a person who only predominantly considers society from economic and monetary perspectives, and they lack empathy.
A 'money zombie' is so cognitively impaired that they cannot meaningfully appreciate society from emotional, natural, physical or any other perspectives, and they always need more money and more stuff to exist --- they are not content unless they are earning, profiting or consuming. They will never experience or know true happiness, love or joy.
A 'money zombie' always need more MONEY and more STUFF, and if this greed drive ever stopped, they might actually come back to real life.
1) Today was Black Friday Sale Day in the USA, and the 'money zombies' were out in full force; and, they actually killed a Wal-mart employee.
2) You can go to Wal-mart and observe the 'money zombies' who are stuffing their faces and carts, with stuff they don't need using credit.
3) 'Money zombies' have existed since 'money' --- "Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing." (early 1900's quote)
4) If the 'money zombies' numbers keep growing there may be an economic zombie apocalypse.
2) You can go to Wal-mart and observe the 'money zombies' who are stuffing their faces and carts, with stuff they don't need using credit.
3) 'Money zombies' have existed since 'money' --- "Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing." (early 1900's quote)
4) If the 'money zombies' numbers keep growing there may be an economic zombie apocalypse.
money zombie by GlennyJ November 30, 2013
intellectually juvenile
The term 'intellectually juvenile' politely describes someone who is unintelligent, unwise or just not the 'sharpest knife in the drawer'.
The term 'intellectually juvenile' applies to a person, or group of people, who are not as developed in their thinking as they should be for their age, education, experience, geographical location, social environment, etc.
Background: Most of the people who are constantly calling other people 'stupid' are well known to be 'not-so-bright-themselves', and thus the word 'stupid' has lost its credibility and power as a descriptive term. The word 'stupid' is overused, low brow and passé.
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The term 'intellectually juvenile' applies to a person, or group of people, who are not as developed in their thinking as they should be for their age, education, experience, geographical location, social environment, etc.
Background: Most of the people who are constantly calling other people 'stupid' are well known to be 'not-so-bright-themselves', and thus the word 'stupid' has lost its credibility and power as a descriptive term. The word 'stupid' is overused, low brow and passé.
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Ex.
Jim: Glenn! Did you just call me stupid !?!
Glenn: No, Jim. However, I most certainly implied that you are 'intellectually juvenile'. (said while smiling and in a nice tone)
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Jim: OK! I thought you were calling me stupid, and, I was about to get very upset. Sorry.
Glenn: That's OK Jim. Most 'intellectually juvenile' people are blissfully unaware when a person calls them out on their errors, nonsense and lies, and they are generally oblivious when a sentient uses accurate, basic and descriptive words to describe 'intellectually juvenile' people to themselves.
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Jim: You are a great friend, Glenn!
Glenn: I know. (smiling that smile he is well known for)
Jim: Glenn! Did you just call me stupid !?!
Glenn: No, Jim. However, I most certainly implied that you are 'intellectually juvenile'. (said while smiling and in a nice tone)
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Jim: OK! I thought you were calling me stupid, and, I was about to get very upset. Sorry.
Glenn: That's OK Jim. Most 'intellectually juvenile' people are blissfully unaware when a person calls them out on their errors, nonsense and lies, and they are generally oblivious when a sentient uses accurate, basic and descriptive words to describe 'intellectually juvenile' people to themselves.
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Jim: You are a great friend, Glenn!
Glenn: I know. (smiling that smile he is well known for)
intellectually juvenile by GlennyJ November 20, 2013
The Elusive Monogamous Slutsquatch
The one (rumoured-to-exist) woman who comes off as a complete lady of the highest order, while in public. She encompasses elegance, grace, poise and refinement. She is compassionate, intelligent, and kind. She is incredibly fit and has the nicest figure a man could imagine. She dresses in a conservatively sexy manner and has great taste in clothes. She never dresses like a slut, no matter what the occasion (i.e. She does not take part in Slut-O-Ween, or wear yoga pants in public.)
However, contrary to her conservative appearance, she becomes a savage when engaging in sexual activity, and she will push sexual boundaries to their animalistic limits, but not go too far. Her natural ability, desire and skills required to pleasure both her man and herself knows no equal. No man or woman, who only knows of her in pubic, would ever even suspect that her animalistic 'other side' exists.
She transcends the proverbial 'lady in the streets, whore in the sheets', and is the female version of a sexual Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Oddly, she does not want to sleep with any 'other' guy she meets because she is completely focused with pleasing her one man --- the man who discovers her true identity.
Background:
- Many women appear prim proper while in public, and they ARE sexual prudes in private. (no surprises here)
- Many women appear slutty in public, and they ARE slutty in private. (no surprises here)
- The elusive monogamous slutsquatch would both rock and shock the man who found her.
However, contrary to her conservative appearance, she becomes a savage when engaging in sexual activity, and she will push sexual boundaries to their animalistic limits, but not go too far. Her natural ability, desire and skills required to pleasure both her man and herself knows no equal. No man or woman, who only knows of her in pubic, would ever even suspect that her animalistic 'other side' exists.
She transcends the proverbial 'lady in the streets, whore in the sheets', and is the female version of a sexual Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Oddly, she does not want to sleep with any 'other' guy she meets because she is completely focused with pleasing her one man --- the man who discovers her true identity.
Background:
- Many women appear prim proper while in public, and they ARE sexual prudes in private. (no surprises here)
- Many women appear slutty in public, and they ARE slutty in private. (no surprises here)
- The elusive monogamous slutsquatch would both rock and shock the man who found her.
ex. I thought my then-girlfriend (???) was the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, however, I left her alone for a week and she slept with her ex-boyfriend. Then she started checking out other men and commenting on them, in sexual manner, in front of both her young daughter and myself (which is quite classless). Yeah, (???) was not the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, but we had some great and memorable times together while I was investigating the possibility that she was the one.
*** The elusive slutsquatch's existence has NOT been verified, however, some men have claimed to have 'thought' they observed her in both her natural habitats (in public, and in private). She is widely rumoured to exist, but sadly there is no verification. She could be caught right now, and no one would know because of the aforementioned attributes. ***
*** The elusive slutsquatch's existence has NOT been verified, however, some men have claimed to have 'thought' they observed her in both her natural habitats (in public, and in private). She is widely rumoured to exist, but sadly there is no verification. She could be caught right now, and no one would know because of the aforementioned attributes. ***
The Elusive Monogamous Slutsquatch by GlennyJ November 10, 2013