Glen's definitions

skeleton naughers

refers 2 to the vulture like behaviour of fat chicks/blokes, as a description of how they will eat anything until it's completely gone, as in down to the bone,

look at that skeleton naugher it's been a long time since he/she was hungry or left anything on their plate

by Glen February 6, 2005

maximum-density

Developed at the Naked Turtle while bartending.

Def:

A girl wearing jeans two sizes small, thus fitting the most amount of mass into the smallest possible volume.

Remember the formula for density:

D=M/V

Yo! That girl is pushin maximum desnity in those jeans.

by Glen February 9, 2005

Tender

ADJ.

Used to descibe a female who is very good looking in that innocent way.

Side Note:
In sign language tender is expressed by the pinching of the thumb and forefinger together.

That girl is TENDER!

by Glen February 9, 2005

walking the dog

Spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, masterbation

I got caught walking the dog last night.

by Glen January 9, 2004

blokes

it is an Australian term 4 a male but it certainly does NOT mean he is drinking or that, that is all he does.
bloke is used in the same way as guy, man, boy, male.
it has NO particular reference other than denoting gender.
I AM AUSTRALIAN, I SPEAK FROM YRS OF EXPERIENCE

see that bloke over there he's got a .....
the bloke in the blue shirt is the 1 your looking 4.
that bloke in the corner is a dead set wanker.

by Glen February 6, 2005

rosedale flu

the chough one gets after taking a really big bong hit

becky got the rosedale flu this morning

by glen April 5, 2004

girls aloud

More manufactured pop (what's new?), but at least with some talent (they can all sing... a bit).

Kimberley Walsh has a very nice arse it must be said. The rest are average at best.

I have no idea why I just spent some valuable time typing this.

by Glen August 4, 2004