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Snozzle king

A word used to describe a man who cums in a girl while yelling ripper magoos in stall 4 and Budweiser’s at Schwager’s barn. Isaac was such a snozzle king last night in the bed, his snozzle really left me limping.

All the girls are excited to see wade tonight, because he is such a snozzle king in bed.

by Give me a beer in the c shop February 18, 2019

Pigeon shit

When a disc golfer shows up to the course intoxicated from whiskey and marijuana. This golfer usually shoots the worst score and walks around with his lip dragging on the ground. He also wears boots covered in bird shit and falls off the tee boxes because he is so drunk!

Did you guys see that pigeon shit yesterday?

by Give me a beer in the c shop August 26, 2021

Dew Crew

Someone who drinks a massive amount of mtn dew. As a matter of fact enough dew to stare off a grizzly bear and make a horse stand tall on 2 legs. This man walks into small down bars with his testicles dragging across the floor. The bartender already has him mixed up a crown apple and dew before he can even cock the hammer on his 6 shooter. This man sweats mtn dew and craves hot blondes.

Hey Wade I would like to congratulate you on becoming a member of the dew crew. I saw you drink that mtn dew that was flowing between that hot LaMotte girls tits.

by Give me a beer in the c shop September 17, 2022

Cowboy

The roughest toughest son of a bitch you know. This man drives the biggest ram truck and shows up to a gun fight with his fists. He ties barb wire without gloves and rides world champion bulls for 16 seconds. This man could light a marlboro red before it even leaves the pack. Death fears a cowboy and he fears nothing.

Did you boys see that cowboy break up that fight at the bar. He was stronger than steel and chalked up a Marlboro and then road the sunset.

by Give me a beer in the c shop March 31, 2022

Get a Clue

A word used to tell your friend that they need to quit shitting their pants in class, and that they need to keep drinking beers and doing ripper magoos.

Wade you need to Get a Clue and quit shitting your pants in class, and smoking cigarettes!!

by Give me a beer in the c shop November 8, 2018

Busch light

The kind of beer every Iowan drinks. Never leave a 30 pack of Busch unattended in Iowa.

Hey wade can you grab a 30 pack of Busch light so me and the boys can go get shit faced.

by Give me a beer in the c shop October 25, 2018

Bubbas Pub

A local fly by night kind of bar located in LA County. In this bar there’s always people talking shit… especially the cascade boys. The local sheriff is always packing his 6 shooter and breaking up fights and grabbing blondes phone numbers. This bar is the the IRS’s worst nightmare.

Hey sheriff, you want to go to bubbas pub and get shitfaced?

by Give me a beer in the c shop February 3, 2023