GitGudBilly's definitions

Jurassic Park

Great movie. Its about these people that cant FUCKING GET A SINGLE FUCKING DINOSAUR DONE ACCURATE.

Welcome to Jurassic Park. We have fucked up Pop Culture

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Fidget spinner

So apparently the majority of the world was rejected by their mother and have auitism. And use these autism tools. All they do is spin. Thats it. Theres nothing else to it. But, its RADICALLY HIP WITH THE KIDS, SO MAKE SURE TO INFORM DAN TDM TO MAKE EVEN NORE CANCER BY PURCHASING FUCKING 400 DOLLAR AUTISM TOYS. STAY FRESH YOU HOOLIGANS

Whoa bro, mah fidget spinner is 60 dollars!!11111!!!

Me: *gunshot*

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

argentinosaurus

Holy shit fam! Look how big it is! No not your penis, Argentinosaurus. Yea, this thing was biggest dinosaur. It was a sauropod. It was hunted by Giganotosaurus. But wasnt as big as Blue Whale. So. Thats it. Kill me pls.

Argentinosaurus ate ma trees

by GitGudBilly June 14, 2017

Mr Krabs

He traded his best employees soul to a ghost pirate for 69 cents. Thats all you need to know. Oh yea, he also owns a Fast Food restaurant and apparently fucked a whale. He also fights with a plankton that is a too big for its size.

OH YEA MR KRABS

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Push pop

A tool used to practice blowjobs. Taste like fruits.

Mmm...this Push pop is so big.

by GitGudBilly July 15, 2017

baby

What happens when your condomn dun got broke.

My baby was made because I trusted some drunk guy in the alleyway.

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

ligmaphobia

Refers to a persons constant paranoia of being got by somebody else. Common behavior associated with ligmaphobes is frequent suspicion that a conversation will lead to a ligma joke.

“Just got a call that Wilma got in a car crash…”

“Is this a ligma joke dude?”

“No dude what the fuck she broke both her legs asshole. Why do you keep asking that everytime I talk about my sister.”

“Sorry cant help it, I have ligmaphobia!”

by GitGudBilly September 18, 2021