Jurassic Park

Great movie. Its about these people that cant FUCKING GET A SINGLE FUCKING DINOSAUR DONE ACCURATE.
Welcome to Jurassic Park. We have fucked up Pop Culture
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baby

What happens when your condomn dun got broke.
My baby was made because I trusted some drunk guy in the alleyway.
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Globalsexual

Do you wanna fuck a random guy but cant because you have a girlfriend? NOT TO WORRY! Become globalsexual! Fuck ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! Fuck this pillow, fuck this parrot, who cares? What, youre christian? YOU CAN FUCK JESUS TOO!:D
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argentinosaurus

Holy shit fam! Look how big it is! No not your penis, Argentinosaurus. Yea, this thing was biggest dinosaur. It was a sauropod. It was hunted by Giganotosaurus. But wasnt as big as Blue Whale. So. Thats it. Kill me pls.
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dab

Its a serious disease that aims at the -13 year olds. This terrible disease originated by some pedophile smoking. And as he touched all the kiddins, they all became infected. The dab makes you do this movement that consist in coughing in your elbow, but making a straight line with youre other arm. This has infected teachers, parents and even the poor grandparents. Now, this disease itself has no symptoms to the host, but the sight of the dab will make other people cringe so hard they kill themselves. So, the dabs purpose is to control population.
Person1: *makes a bottle flip*

Person2: Whoa bro! Dab!

Person1: *dab*

Person3: *kills himself*
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Push pop

A tool used to practice blowjobs. Taste like fruits.
Mmm...this Push pop is so big.
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Bullshark

You thought you were safe in rivers? AW HELL NO! Bullshark is here to fuck ypu up! Is it a nice shark? AW HELL NAW! He attack you like if you didnt let him eat his Big Mac!
This is how you eat a human, nigga!
*slap*
BULLSHARK!
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