by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017
by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017
Do you wanna fuck a random guy but cant because you have a girlfriend? NOT TO WORRY! Become globalsexual! Fuck ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! Fuck this pillow, fuck this parrot, who cares? What, youre christian? YOU CAN FUCK JESUS TOO!:D
by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017
Holy shit fam! Look how big it is! No not your penis, Argentinosaurus. Yea, this thing was biggest dinosaur. It was a sauropod. It was hunted by Giganotosaurus. But wasnt as big as Blue Whale. So. Thats it. Kill me pls.
by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017
Its a serious disease that aims at the -13 year olds. This terrible disease originated by some pedophile smoking. And as he touched all the kiddins, they all became infected. The dab makes you do this movement that consist in coughing in your elbow, but making a straight line with youre other arm. This has infected teachers, parents and even the poor grandparents. Now, this disease itself has no symptoms to the host, but the sight of the dab will make other people cringe so hard they kill themselves. So, the dabs purpose is to control population.
by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017
by GitGudBilly June 14, 2017
You thought you were safe in rivers? AW HELL NO! Bullshark is here to fuck ypu up! Is it a nice shark? AW HELL NAW! He attack you like if you didnt let him eat his Big Mac!
by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017