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A QB for the Minnesota Vikings that is 5-26 against winning teams and states his catch phrase: “You Like That” meaning if his team likes losing or eating a jumbo sized peen following the loss.
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Bridgette: I like this dress but it’s too pink and I like this dress but it’s too bold
Emily: Why you don’t like pink or bold colors?
Bridgette: It doesn’t matter. I’ll just wear a dress with boob covers no matter how bad he thinks it is. I’ll just guilt him to apologize and piranha my pussy to make up for it. So yeah, whateva!!
Emily: Why you don’t like pink or bold colors?
Bridgette: It doesn’t matter. I’ll just wear a dress with boob covers no matter how bad he thinks it is. I’ll just guilt him to apologize and piranha my pussy to make up for it. So yeah, whateva!!
by Girls ❤️ shafts September 25, 2019
Get the Whateva mug.A term continuously used as an excuse to never overcome dilemmas or complications one has with a person or a goal out of hurting their feelings. It is often a term used to hide their true provocations. More specifically, fear is used to seek other possibilities at the expense of other people who value their worth as a person or their lifestyles because they either replace them or seek means of satisfaction through unhealthy or unnecessary desires without ruminating about the possibility of jeopardizing their relationship or friendship with that person in the name of self-interest
Why is fear bad?
Fear is bad because they claim they may get hurt if they confront the person or goal they fear so they think other people won’t discommode them because they’re new.
Fear is bad because they claim they may get hurt if they confront the person or goal they fear so they think other people won’t discommode them because they’re new.
by Girls ❤️ shafts June 12, 2022
Get the fear mug.A cheesy film that is more comedic than horrifying. Characters are boring or annoying, effects and screenwriting was utterly crap, and acting was subpar. Girl presses her cheeks against the window that has a dead corpse right in front of her screaming without moving, shark is still chasing skiers despite being less than a foot away, grenade explodes a thirty foot shark underwater, the shark breaks a control room window with just one pinch and gets stuck for some odd reason, technician was just treading water like he wanted to be eaten by the shark knowing the shark was there and was breathing under water when bitten like chips, Fitzroyce slides into a sharks mouth, gets crushed like a pancake to death without dropping the grenade in his hand that killed the shark eventually and feeling the sharks teeth despite still being in the sharks mouth and getting crushed. It is a movie that should not be playing on television or be sold.
Teacher: So what do you make of Jaws 3D
Students: It’s trash
Jaws 3D, a flawed film with a bad plot, bad screenwriting, and bad acting. The effects were unrealistic as well.
Students: It’s trash
Jaws 3D, a flawed film with a bad plot, bad screenwriting, and bad acting. The effects were unrealistic as well.
by Girls ❤️ shafts March 6, 2022
Get the Jaws 3D mug.A word often used by overdramatic, erotic, and shallow women who like to be the center of attention or to describe guys they don’t like for shallow reasons while not describing men who actually do or are fascinated by creepy shit. It is often a word that has been taken out of context countless amount of times, it basically has lost its meaning.
Sheryl: What do you make of this guy named Michael.
Bridgette: Sheryl, I will literally have nightmares if you talk or even mention Michael. Michael is so creepy. He would always stare at me in the Hallway when I was a Freshman in High School.
Bridgette: Sheryl, I will literally have nightmares if you talk or even mention Michael. Michael is so creepy. He would always stare at me in the Hallway when I was a Freshman in High School.
by Girls ❤️ shafts March 28, 2022
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Me: Black Sabbath and The Doors are the two greatest bands of all time.
Morgan: The Beatles and The Rolling Stones are better.
Me: They are good too but they are for blowing your mind and as for The Doors, your mind is already gone. Furthermore, thats how better The Doors are.
Morgan: The Beatles and The Rolling Stones are better.
Me: They are good too but they are for blowing your mind and as for The Doors, your mind is already gone. Furthermore, thats how better The Doors are.
by Girls ❤️ shafts May 22, 2019
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Who is Ari Shafirr?
The dude who is funny and racist af and the potential murderers would have an obvious motive to murder him.
The dude who is funny and racist af and the potential murderers would have an obvious motive to murder him.
by Girls ❤️ shafts September 30, 2019
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