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A cheesy film that is more comedic than horrifying. Characters are boring or annoying, effects and screenwriting was utterly crap, and acting was subpar. Girl presses her cheeks against the window that has a dead corpse right in front of her screaming without moving, shark is still chasing skiers despite being less than a foot away, grenade explodes a thirty foot shark underwater, the shark breaks a control room window with just one pinch and gets stuck for some odd reason, technician was just treading water like he wanted to be eaten by the shark knowing the shark was there and was breathing under water when bitten like chips, Fitzroyce slides into a sharks mouth, gets crushed like a pancake to death without dropping the grenade in his hand that killed the shark eventually and feeling the sharks teeth despite still being in the sharks mouth and getting crushed. It is a movie that should not be playing on television or be sold.
Teacher: So what do you make of Jaws 3D
Students: It’s trash
Jaws 3D, a flawed film with a bad plot, bad screenwriting, and bad acting. The effects were unrealistic as well.
Students: It’s trash
Jaws 3D, a flawed film with a bad plot, bad screenwriting, and bad acting. The effects were unrealistic as well.
by Girls ❤️ shafts March 6, 2022
Get the Jaws 3Dmug. The film shit thousands of lonely people watch every second when they should be going out and find themselves a girlfriend/boyfriend so they could get some.
by Girls ❤️ shafts February 19, 2019
Get the Pornmug. A true masterpiece by The Doors that can be about anything you want it to be whether if it is about depression, heartbreak, break up or divorce, insanity, pain, saying goodbye, death, moving to another place or state, life, ending a friendship or relationship with someone or a girl/guy you liked but will never get the chance with because neither one of them wanted to confess their feelings for that person and/or each other and will most likely end up a star under someone else’s sky unless they do whatever they can to find each other. Either way it is a great song that every single living individual should listen to.
This is The End beautiful friend! This is The End my only friend the end it hurts to set you free but you will never follow me! The End of laughter and soft lies. The End of nights we tried to die!
by Girls ❤️ shafts February 19, 2019
Get the The Endmug. A funny ass comedian who will be probably be jumped, kidnapped, and possibly have his body buried in a secluded area for taking racism to the extreme on The Amazing Racist.
Who is Ari Shafirr?
The dude who is funny and racist af and the potential murderers would have an obvious motive to murder him.
The dude who is funny and racist af and the potential murderers would have an obvious motive to murder him.
by Girls ❤️ shafts September 30, 2019
Get the Ari Shafirrmug. A loosely organized network of Democrap voters, politicians, and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollet hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh hoax. Blue Anon adherents fervently believe that right-wing extremists are going to storm Capitol Hill any day now and “remove” lawmakers from office, hence the need for the deployment of thousands of National Guard at the U.S. Capitol. On an unrelated note, Blue Anon was the first term (before I revived it) Urban Dictionary blue-penciled because they are woebegone, mental, and melodramatic hypocrites and CCP-inspired aficionados.
Hey, did you see that brave Democrat sitting on the Capitol Steps on March 5 to “send a message to QAnon?
“Uh, yeah that was Blue Anon, ya.”
“Uh, yeah that was Blue Anon, ya.”
by Girls ❤️ shafts March 7, 2021
Get the Blue Anonmug. Proof America is declining and everywhere else is thriving and the American education system has failed us miserably!
What does this emoji🫃symbolize?
It’s too cringe to explain, all you can tell your little kids is it is a really obsese man.
It’s too cringe to explain, all you can tell your little kids is it is a really obsese man.
by Girls ❤️ shafts May 24, 2022
Get the 🫃mug. A social science subject/major devoid of any intrigue or substance. It’s basically the insular version of Anthropology, the subversive version of History, and a shit fit version of psychology since it is a paroxysm of tantrums by radical commies or useful idiots who believe everyone who disagrees with them politically is a pressing social issue
Did you study sociology?
No!
Why?
Because sociology is the study of what most people already know. It just takes experience and going outside to decipher it.
No!
Why?
Because sociology is the study of what most people already know. It just takes experience and going outside to decipher it.
by Girls ❤️ shafts June 7, 2022
Get the Sociologymug.