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A loosely organized network of Democrap voters, politicians, and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollet hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh hoax. Blue Anon adherents fervently believe that right-wing extremists are going to storm Capitol Hill any day now and “remove” lawmakers from office, hence the need for the deployment of thousands of National Guard at the U.S. Capitol. On an unrelated note, Blue Anon was the first term (before I revived it) Urban Dictionary blue-penciled because they are woebegone, mental, and melodramatic hypocrites and CCP-inspired aficionados.
Hey, did you see that brave Democrat sitting on the Capitol Steps on March 5 to “send a message to QAnon?
“Uh, yeah that was Blue Anon, ya.”
“Uh, yeah that was Blue Anon, ya.”
by Girls ❤️ shafts March 7, 2021
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Bridgette: I like this dress but it’s too pink and I like this dress but it’s too bold
Emily: Why you don’t like pink or bold colors?
Bridgette: It doesn’t matter. I’ll just wear a dress with boob covers no matter how bad he thinks it is. I’ll just guilt him to apologize and piranha my pussy to make up for it. So yeah, whateva!!
Emily: Why you don’t like pink or bold colors?
Bridgette: It doesn’t matter. I’ll just wear a dress with boob covers no matter how bad he thinks it is. I’ll just guilt him to apologize and piranha my pussy to make up for it. So yeah, whateva!!
by Girls ❤️ shafts September 25, 2019
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It’s too cringe to explain, all you can tell your little kids is it is a really obsese man.
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Did you study sociology?
No!
Why?
Because sociology is the study of what most people already know. It just takes experience and going outside to decipher it.
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Why?
Because sociology is the study of what most people already know. It just takes experience and going outside to decipher it.
by Girls ❤️ shafts June 7, 2022
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Aaron: What is a rap battle?
Me: A game that some think it is similar to an argument, but is completely different. A rap battle is mainly comical, racy and one is supposed to commit savagery to win whereas an argument is losing when retaliating.
Me: A game that some think it is similar to an argument, but is completely different. A rap battle is mainly comical, racy and one is supposed to commit savagery to win whereas an argument is losing when retaliating.
by Girls ❤️ shafts October 5, 2019
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Shayan: Why is saying no important?
Me: Because you need to care about your safety and not let others perceive you as vulnerable and the ability to brainwash you.
Me: Because you need to care about your safety and not let others perceive you as vulnerable and the ability to brainwash you.
by Girls ❤️ shafts October 3, 2019
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