Ginger Snappah Head's definitions

Mud blower

A girls butthole

Meh, she’s alright; I’d probably still throw it in her mud blower….

by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021

Eye pro

Safety glasses, eye protection. Usually tinted dark.

Dude look at the dumper on that chick.

Hold on lemme throw on my eye pro so she doesn’t see me lookin.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 4, 2021

Cucktastic

Something that only a Cuck would find fantastic.

Yea man, he has to kiss the ground she walks on after every step, even if she steps in dogshit. He thinks her idea is cucktastic and he’s one step closer to sleeping with her.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 10, 2021

Second sheet

A non fitted sheet that goes over the fitted sheet and stays under the blanket.

The second sheet seems so frivolous, like, who cares if my genitals touch the comforter.

by Ginger Snappah Head September 30, 2021

Schfonz

Penis, dick, cock or prick.

A Massachusetts version of the word shvantz.

First seen in the book: Put My Numbers On That

Look Jennings, I know you’re trying to stick your fucking schfonz up Emma’s shitter, but this is ridiculous.

by Ginger Snappah Head July 18, 2022

Moby for one

Lying to yourself and others about going to Moby Dick Brewery for “one” beer and proceeding to drink three beers minimum.

Someone: Dude I’m buzzed as fuck, I need to het home and sleep before work tomorrow.
Someone: Moby For One?
Someone: sure….

by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021

Squack one out

To jerk off until completion.

I was scrolling through insta at work and got so horny I had to squack one out in the shitter

by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021