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IFTA

Short for "Fairfax County Summer Institute For The Arts"
IFTA is a summer program offered to any rising 7th-12th graders living in Fairfax County.
It is THE best way to spend the month of July.
Held in Fairfax High School, a place that's confusing as hell if you've never been there, but once you've mastered it there are so many shortcuts and hising places and other fun stuff that you never want to leave. There is also a nearly obscene ammount of vending machines.
Going to IFTA you will meet the greatest assortment of people ever. Artists, musicians, actors, dancers, singers, triple-threats, punks, goths, weirdos, ravers, gays, and all manner of other cool people.
The administration really dosen't care what you do as long as you show up for your classes. This means that don;t care when people come wearing kilts, suits, sporting 3 foot fauxhawks, sitting on the floor with a mini TV plugged into the wall so they can play nintendo, running around the halls singing, breakdancing, etc.
Concerts in the courtyard during lunch are courtesy of "Making The Band" which is a class made up of rock musicians who also happen to be all of IFTA's worst trouble makers.

For those who understand, IFTA is the greatest thing on earth.
Sam: Are you going to IFTA next summer?
Fuki: Hell yeah, And I'm gonna wear my kilt.
by Gina January 20, 2005
mugGet the IFTAmug.

square

"Man, I'm fiendin' for a square right now like some mad shit."
by Gina January 19, 2003
mugGet the squaremug.

masturbation-fueled car

One who shakes hands with the man so frequently ,he pumps himself just as much as he pumps gas, hence producing so much semen that equals as much gas one puts into their car
"Didn't your MaMa eva" tell you to stop driving the masturbation fueled car?"
by Gina January 28, 2004
mugGet the masturbation-fueled carmug.

chung

Chung is in reference to the thigh/butt area of a person. It can also be used as a verb. To be "chunging" is to be sort of jogging or prancing so that the thigh/butt area jiggles a lot.
Kiss my chungs.
Who's that chunging towards us?
by Gina May 13, 2005
mugGet the chungmug.

dodus

the area of skin between the testes and the anus
"Man, you smell like dodus."
by Gina January 19, 2003
mugGet the dodusmug.

the loop

The downtown area of the city of Chicago. So called because it originally was contained within a "loop" of El tracks. The Loop now extends outside of the El track loop to create the best downtown area on this or any planet.
by Gina January 19, 2005
mugGet the the loopmug.

faggish

Having something to do with a fagot, or something gay.
Man, since you like other men, you are extremely faggish.
by Gina July 24, 2003
mugGet the faggishmug.

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