Gina's definitions
Short for "Fairfax County Summer Institute For The Arts"
IFTA is a summer program offered to any rising 7th-12th graders living in Fairfax County.
It is THE best way to spend the month of July.
Held in Fairfax High School, a place that's confusing as hell if you've never been there, but once you've mastered it there are so many shortcuts and hising places and other fun stuff that you never want to leave. There is also a nearly obscene ammount of vending machines.
Going to IFTA you will meet the greatest assortment of people ever. Artists, musicians, actors, dancers, singers, triple-threats, punks, goths, weirdos, ravers, gays, and all manner of other cool people.
The administration really dosen't care what you do as long as you show up for your classes. This means that don;t care when people come wearing kilts, suits, sporting 3 foot fauxhawks, sitting on the floor with a mini TV plugged into the wall so they can play nintendo, running around the halls singing, breakdancing, etc.
Concerts in the courtyard during lunch are courtesy of "Making The Band" which is a class made up of rock musicians who also happen to be all of IFTA's worst trouble makers.
For those who understand, IFTA is the greatest thing on earth.
IFTA is a summer program offered to any rising 7th-12th graders living in Fairfax County.
It is THE best way to spend the month of July.
Held in Fairfax High School, a place that's confusing as hell if you've never been there, but once you've mastered it there are so many shortcuts and hising places and other fun stuff that you never want to leave. There is also a nearly obscene ammount of vending machines.
Going to IFTA you will meet the greatest assortment of people ever. Artists, musicians, actors, dancers, singers, triple-threats, punks, goths, weirdos, ravers, gays, and all manner of other cool people.
The administration really dosen't care what you do as long as you show up for your classes. This means that don;t care when people come wearing kilts, suits, sporting 3 foot fauxhawks, sitting on the floor with a mini TV plugged into the wall so they can play nintendo, running around the halls singing, breakdancing, etc.
Concerts in the courtyard during lunch are courtesy of "Making The Band" which is a class made up of rock musicians who also happen to be all of IFTA's worst trouble makers.
For those who understand, IFTA is the greatest thing on earth.
by Gina January 20, 2005
Get the IFTAmug. One who shakes hands with the man so frequently ,he pumps himself just as much as he pumps gas, hence producing so much semen that equals as much gas one puts into their car
by Gina January 28, 2004
Get the masturbation-fueled carmug. by Gina January 19, 2003
Get the squaremug. 1. The look one gets on their face after a really stupid person just gets finished talking and turns their back.
2. The look that usually proceeds after a very long and exhausting fake smile.
2. The look that usually proceeds after a very long and exhausting fake smile.
by Gina December 11, 2003
Get the snilemug. when somebody cannot deal with emotional pain they physically cause themselves pain in order to relieve all their problems:: some one who hurts themselves to emotionally feel better
by gina September 23, 2003
Get the masochistmug. 
by Gina November 10, 2003
Get the squelchmug.