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A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.
Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009
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When the girls arrived to Timpano's, Scarlett asked Maggie, "What are you drinking?" Maggie replied, "Girl, I'm gonna need a mantini tonight. I see Tom over there and you know how badly I want him."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 25, 2009
Get the mantini mug.The dating scene for women. The wasteland of broken and damaged men in which women search hoping to find a mate.
Scarlett asked Maggie, "How was last night? Did you meet anyone fun or cute?" Frustrated, Maggie replied, "No girl. We live in the Land of Misfit Boys."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 28, 2009
Get the Land of Misfit Boys mug.A profound change in form from one stage to the next in the life history of a man as from being born a nobody, rising to super stardom and using that influence to fuck everything that moves.
A complete change of form, structure, or substance, as transformation by money, fame, fortune, plastic surgery thus propelling a man to seek sexual relations with global sluts irregardless of his beautiful wife at home with his children.
Pathology. A type of alteration or degeneration in which tissues are changed. For example, athletes who equate the size of their dick to the size of their bank account.
A complete change of form, structure, or substance, as transformation by money, fame, fortune, plastic surgery thus propelling a man to seek sexual relations with global sluts irregardless of his beautiful wife at home with his children.
Pathology. A type of alteration or degeneration in which tissues are changed. For example, athletes who equate the size of their dick to the size of their bank account.
Tiger Woods quickly rose to superstardom status and was idolized by millions. Yet, he managed to keep his life with his beautiful wife and children private. He shocked the world as his metawhorephosis became public revealing that the "golden boy" had had numerous affairs with all sorts of whores and even fucked the waitress at Perkins in the church parking lot!
by GiddyUpGirlFL December 29, 2009
Get the Metawhorephosis mug.When Maggie walked into the party. Scarlett winced and said "Girl!, I smell Bootassy! Where you been bitch?" Maggie replied "I have been on my sexual odyssey with that hunky man I am dating."
by GiddyUpGirlFL June 29, 2009
Get the Bootassy mug.What a woman feels like after having sex. The wet, dripping, oozy goozy feeling between a woman's legs right after intercourse.
Scarlett telephoned Maggie Saturday morning to go to the gym, "Ready to go the gym?" Maggie reluctantly replied, "No girl. I gotta take a shower. Roy just left and I feel like a goo goo doll."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
Get the goo goo doll mug.A man that a woman uses for sex when she is between relationships. This man has no future in her life, he is a tweener weiner.
Scarlett had suffered sexual famine though she pursued a viable mate, she had been celebate for 5 months. She even became revirginated.
In a moment of lusty weakness she telephoned Maggie to say, "I am gonna do that sweet young pool boy." To that Maggie replied, "Set yourself free! He can be your tweener weiner baby!"
In a moment of lusty weakness she telephoned Maggie to say, "I am gonna do that sweet young pool boy." To that Maggie replied, "Set yourself free! He can be your tweener weiner baby!"
by GiddyUpGirlFL July 2, 2009
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