GiddyUpGirlFL's definitions

Metawhorephosis

A profound change in form from one stage to the next in the life history of a man as from being born a nobody, rising to super stardom and using that influence to fuck everything that moves.
A complete change of form, structure, or substance, as transformation by money, fame, fortune, plastic surgery thus propelling a man to seek sexual relations with global sluts irregardless of his beautiful wife at home with his children.
Pathology. A type of alteration or degeneration in which tissues are changed. For example, athletes who equate the size of their dick to the size of their bank account.

Tiger Woods quickly rose to superstardom status and was idolized by millions. Yet, he managed to keep his life with his beautiful wife and children private. He shocked the world as his metawhorephosis became public revealing that the "golden boy" had had numerous affairs with all sorts of whores and even fucked the waitress at Perkins in the church parking lot!

by GiddyUpGirlFL December 29, 2009

Screwpon

The Screwpon works as a benefit contract. When involved in a sexual relationship, there are certain benefits. The Screwpon provides a multitude of advantages such as free handyman repairs, fabulous meals cooked to order, access to an amazing stocked wine cellar and "insider information" to other deals that the "screwer" might share with the "screwee." Screwpon is residual too! Old boyfriends have been known to give concert tickets and other fabulous trinkets to a past "screwee" and often times Screwpon gifts last well into future relationships thus making those items "a really good Screwpon!"

Scarlett: "Hey Maggie! Bob just offered me tickets to Keith Urban! Wanna go?"
Maggie: "Well of course! I can't believe he's offering you tickets...it's been awhile since you've dated. What a great Screwpon!"

by Giddyupgirlfl June 21, 2011

disposaboy

a man designed for short-term convenience rather than medium to long-term durability, with most only intended for single use. The term is also sometimes used for men that may last several months (ex. disposable air filters) to distinguish from similar men that last indefinitely (ex. washable air filters).

Scarlett was so happy with her full rotation of men...she thrived on holding court and flirting. Maggie was amazed with her dating possibilities and wanted to know every detail of each man..."Tell me about all your potential suitors!" she pleaded. Scarlett replied "Well, there is this one who is really cute..." Maggie asked, "Do you like him?" Scarlett answered, "Well of course I do for now...but he is a disposaboy!"

by Giddyupgirlfl August 4, 2011

Milk Carton Man

Where a man goes when a woman he is dating never hears from him again. The bizarre yet common occurence when a man drops out of the woman he is dating's life without explanation.

Maggie asked Scarlett, "How's Ed?" Scarlett replied, "Girl, I think he's gone Milk Carton Man. He hasn't called. No text. No email. I haven't seen him. Nothing." Maggie commented, "Yeah,well, we'll be seeing him on the back of the milk carton for sure."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

urban abyss

Where people go who are addicted to writing for Urban Dictionary. A veritable wasteland of right-brained people perched in front of their computers thinking about the next submission.

Lisa asked Pam, "I haven't seen Scarlett or Maggie in days. Where have they been?" Pam replied, "They have been in the urban abyss for days. Their children go unfed, they don't get showers, they don't leave the house. It's a real problem."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009

smilf commune

A community where hot single moms live and raise their children with each woman contributing to the day to day needs of the commune based upon her skills, talents or profession. Helping each other in all aspects of life thus making deadbeat ex-husbands obsolete and not even worthy of being called baby daddies.

Maggie, dreaming out loud said to Scarlett, "Oh Scarlett, let's build Smilf Estates, our smilf commune. It will be Nirvana, I just know it. The Fabulous Femmes will all live and play together. Our children will have so much fun. I will be in charge of domestic affairs, cuisine and children's events. You will be in charge of wealth management, our wine cellar, fashion and finances. Pammie will manage our liquor cabinet, organize cocktail parties and dining out. Lisa will be in charge of academics and etiquette for the children. We can coordinate our dates, playmates and prowling. We shall never need or want for anything ever again."

by GiddyUpGirlFL February 1, 2009

bullshitimia

The constant need and desire to purge and rid yourself of all the crap in your life. Ridding one's self of meaningless objects and people can provide a sense of euphoria and well-being. Freedom from possessions and being possessed.

As Annie was ridding her home of all the things that belonged to her ex-husband she telephoned Holly to tell her how great she felt. Holly replied, "Girl! Sounds like you are afflicted with BULLSHITIMIA! Purging all his crap will set yourself free! Rid yourself of all his shit!"

by Giddyupgirlfl June 9, 2011