GiddyUpGirlFL's definitions

Sexecutioner

A woman who wants to kill the man who is lying about having sex with her.

When it became apparent that Pierre was spreading rumors and lying about sleeping with Maggie, she became a SEXECUTIONER and iced and destroyed the lying French man.

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 15, 2009

revirgination

What a woman goes through after a prolonged period without sex. Sexual famine. Can also have a tightening affect on the vagina. Sex can be painful after revirgination.

Scarlett asked Maggie, "How was your date with that hunka hunka burnin' love, Roy last night?" Maggie replied, "Girl, it was great but my snatch is aching something awful. Must have gone through revirgination during my 6 month famine."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 25, 2009

marital coma

The years spent in a bad marriage. The time which was lost in marital hell. Upon waking up out of a marital coma a woman behaves the age she was when she got married. Marital comas contribute greatly to the cougar phenomenon.

Upon waking from her 14 year marital coma, Maggie was fiercly attracted to and preyed upon the young hunky 20-somethings at the sports bar where she and her children often dined.

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009

Land of Misfit Boys

The dating scene for women. The wasteland of broken and damaged men in which women search hoping to find a mate.

Scarlett asked Maggie, "How was last night? Did you meet anyone fun or cute?" Frustrated, Maggie replied, "No girl. We live in the Land of Misfit Boys."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 28, 2009

urban abyss

Where people go who are addicted to writing for Urban Dictionary. A veritable wasteland of right-brained people perched in front of their computers thinking about the next submission.

Lisa asked Pam, "I haven't seen Scarlett or Maggie in days. Where have they been?" Pam replied, "They have been in the urban abyss for days. Their children go unfed, they don't get showers, they don't leave the house. It's a real problem."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009

Milk Carton Man

Where a man goes when a woman he is dating never hears from him again. The bizarre yet common occurence when a man drops out of the woman he is dating's life without explanation.

Maggie asked Scarlett, "How's Ed?" Scarlett replied, "Girl, I think he's gone Milk Carton Man. He hasn't called. No text. No email. I haven't seen him. Nothing." Maggie commented, "Yeah,well, we'll be seeing him on the back of the milk carton for sure."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

Obamafluence

The radical change in the American culture resulting from electing an African American president.

Maggie said to Scarlett, "Girl, did you see that ad on AOL? It featured all these black guys." Maggie replied, "Yeah, I saw it, and all the other ones...it's the Obamafluence ya know."

by Giddyupgirlfl March 4, 2009