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A profound change in form from one stage to the next in the life history of a man as from being born a nobody, rising to super stardom and using that influence to fuck everything that moves.
A complete change of form, structure, or substance, as transformation by money, fame, fortune, plastic surgery thus propelling a man to seek sexual relations with global sluts irregardless of his beautiful wife at home with his children.
Pathology. A type of alteration or degeneration in which tissues are changed. For example, athletes who equate the size of their dick to the size of their bank account.
A complete change of form, structure, or substance, as transformation by money, fame, fortune, plastic surgery thus propelling a man to seek sexual relations with global sluts irregardless of his beautiful wife at home with his children.
Pathology. A type of alteration or degeneration in which tissues are changed. For example, athletes who equate the size of their dick to the size of their bank account.
Tiger Woods quickly rose to superstardom status and was idolized by millions. Yet, he managed to keep his life with his beautiful wife and children private. He shocked the world as his metawhorephosis became public revealing that the "golden boy" had had numerous affairs with all sorts of whores and even fucked the waitress at Perkins in the church parking lot!
by GiddyUpGirlFL December 29, 2009
Get the Metawhorephosis mug.A man that a woman uses for sex when she is between relationships. This man has no future in her life, he is a tweener weiner.
Scarlett had suffered sexual famine though she pursued a viable mate, she had been celebate for 5 months. She even became revirginated.
In a moment of lusty weakness she telephoned Maggie to say, "I am gonna do that sweet young pool boy." To that Maggie replied, "Set yourself free! He can be your tweener weiner baby!"
In a moment of lusty weakness she telephoned Maggie to say, "I am gonna do that sweet young pool boy." To that Maggie replied, "Set yourself free! He can be your tweener weiner baby!"
by GiddyUpGirlFL July 2, 2009
Get the Tweener Weiner mug.What a woman feels like after having sex. The wet, dripping, oozy goozy feeling between a woman's legs right after intercourse.
Scarlett telephoned Maggie Saturday morning to go to the gym, "Ready to go the gym?" Maggie reluctantly replied, "No girl. I gotta take a shower. Roy just left and I feel like a goo goo doll."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
Get the goo goo doll mug.Maggie said to Scarlett, "Girl, did you see that ad on AOL? It featured all these black guys." Maggie replied, "Yeah, I saw it, and all the other ones...it's the Obamafluence ya know."
by Giddyupgirlfl March 4, 2009
Get the Obamafluence mug.The constant need and desire to purge and rid yourself of all the crap in your life. Ridding one's self of meaningless objects and people can provide a sense of euphoria and well-being. Freedom from possessions and being possessed.
As Annie was ridding her home of all the things that belonged to her ex-husband she telephoned Holly to tell her how great she felt. Holly replied, "Girl! Sounds like you are afflicted with BULLSHITIMIA! Purging all his crap will set yourself free! Rid yourself of all his shit!"
by Giddyupgirlfl June 9, 2011
Get the bullshitimia mug.The years spent in a bad marriage. The time which was lost in marital hell. Upon waking up out of a marital coma a woman behaves the age she was when she got married. Marital comas contribute greatly to the cougar phenomenon.
Upon waking from her 14 year marital coma, Maggie was fiercly attracted to and preyed upon the young hunky 20-somethings at the sports bar where she and her children often dined.
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
Get the marital coma mug.A community where hot single moms live and raise their children with each woman contributing to the day to day needs of the commune based upon her skills, talents or profession. Helping each other in all aspects of life thus making deadbeat ex-husbands obsolete and not even worthy of being called baby daddies.
Maggie, dreaming out loud said to Scarlett, "Oh Scarlett, let's build Smilf Estates, our smilf commune. It will be Nirvana, I just know it. The Fabulous Femmes will all live and play together. Our children will have so much fun. I will be in charge of domestic affairs, cuisine and children's events. You will be in charge of wealth management, our wine cellar, fashion and finances. Pammie will manage our liquor cabinet, organize cocktail parties and dining out. Lisa will be in charge of academics and etiquette for the children. We can coordinate our dates, playmates and prowling. We shall never need or want for anything ever again."
by GiddyUpGirlFL February 1, 2009
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