GiddyUpGirlFL's definitions

Obamafluence

The radical change in the American culture resulting from electing an African American president.

Maggie said to Scarlett, "Girl, did you see that ad on AOL? It featured all these black guys." Maggie replied, "Yeah, I saw it, and all the other ones...it's the Obamafluence ya know."

by Giddyupgirlfl March 4, 2009

bullshitimia

The constant need and desire to purge and rid yourself of all the crap in your life. Ridding one's self of meaningless objects and people can provide a sense of euphoria and well-being. Freedom from possessions and being possessed.

As Annie was ridding her home of all the things that belonged to her ex-husband she telephoned Holly to tell her how great she felt. Holly replied, "Girl! Sounds like you are afflicted with BULLSHITIMIA! Purging all his crap will set yourself free! Rid yourself of all his shit!"

by Giddyupgirlfl June 9, 2011

Call of Booty

Guilt sex. Obligatory sex. When you have sex with someone because you "owe" them.

Even though Scarlett was not in love with Thurston she continued the relationship because it fulfilled her gold digging material need as he showered her with gifts and travel to exotic destinations.
Holly asked, "Ya still given it up for that Thurston?"
Scarlett replied, "Yep. I have to. All the money that man spends on me. Girl, it's my call of booty!"

by GiddyUpGirlFL December 14, 2009

marital coma

The years spent in a bad marriage. The time which was lost in marital hell. Upon waking up out of a marital coma a woman behaves the age she was when she got married. Marital comas contribute greatly to the cougar phenomenon.

Upon waking from her 14 year marital coma, Maggie was fiercly attracted to and preyed upon the young hunky 20-somethings at the sports bar where she and her children often dined.

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009

domestic birth control

When the situation at home prevents you from bringing home a potential sexual encounter.The status of your house, i.e. kids at home, a huge mess that will not allow you to bring home a booty call.

Scarlett asked Maggie, "You gonna bring home that hunky Dave tonight?" Maggie sadly replied, "Can't. Domestic birth control. My children are home and the place looks like Katrina hit and FEMA ain't ever showin' up."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009

revirgination

What a woman goes through after a prolonged period without sex. Sexual famine. Can also have a tightening affect on the vagina. Sex can be painful after revirgination.

Scarlett asked Maggie, "How was your date with that hunka hunka burnin' love, Roy last night?" Maggie replied, "Girl, it was great but my snatch is aching something awful. Must have gone through revirgination during my 6 month famine."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 25, 2009

Sexecutioner

A woman who wants to kill the man who is lying about having sex with her.

When it became apparent that Pierre was spreading rumors and lying about sleeping with Maggie, she became a SEXECUTIONER and iced and destroyed the lying French man.

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 15, 2009