GiddyUpGirlFL's definitions

Land of Misfit Boys

The dating scene for women. The wasteland of broken and damaged men in which women search hoping to find a mate.

Scarlett asked Maggie, "How was last night? Did you meet anyone fun or cute?" Frustrated, Maggie replied, "No girl. We live in the Land of Misfit Boys."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 28, 2009

Bootassy

When the air in a room smells like Booty, Ass and Pussy.

When Maggie walked into the party. Scarlett winced and said "Girl!, I smell Bootassy! Where you been bitch?" Maggie replied "I have been on my sexual odyssey with that hunky man I am dating."

by GiddyUpGirlFL June 29, 2009

Obamafluence

The radical change in the American culture resulting from electing an African American president.

Maggie said to Scarlett, "Girl, did you see that ad on AOL? It featured all these black guys." Maggie replied, "Yeah, I saw it, and all the other ones...it's the Obamafluence ya know."

by Giddyupgirlfl March 4, 2009

Call of Booty

Guilt sex. Obligatory sex. When you have sex with someone because you "owe" them.

Even though Scarlett was not in love with Thurston she continued the relationship because it fulfilled her gold digging material need as he showered her with gifts and travel to exotic destinations.
Holly asked, "Ya still given it up for that Thurston?"
Scarlett replied, "Yep. I have to. All the money that man spends on me. Girl, it's my call of booty!"

by GiddyUpGirlFL December 14, 2009

mantini

A strong cocktail that a woman orders so she can muster up the courage to seduce a man. Liquid courage. A drink that removes all inhibition.

When the girls arrived to Timpano's, Scarlett asked Maggie, "What are you drinking?" Maggie replied, "Girl, I'm gonna need a mantini tonight. I see Tom over there and you know how badly I want him."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 25, 2009

Sexecutioner

A woman who wants to kill the man who is lying about having sex with her.

When it became apparent that Pierre was spreading rumors and lying about sleeping with Maggie, she became a SEXECUTIONER and iced and destroyed the lying French man.

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 15, 2009

revirgination

What a woman goes through after a prolonged period without sex. Sexual famine. Can also have a tightening affect on the vagina. Sex can be painful after revirgination.

Scarlett asked Maggie, "How was your date with that hunka hunka burnin' love, Roy last night?" Maggie replied, "Girl, it was great but my snatch is aching something awful. Must have gone through revirgination during my 6 month famine."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 25, 2009