Definitions by George McBob
PANDA
S. Afr. slang for a white person.
Stands for Previously Advantaged Now DisAdvantaged.
It comes from the politically correct South African bullshit euphemism "previously disadvantaged" which means everyone who is not white, and hence is eligible for affirmative action.
Stands for Previously Advantaged Now DisAdvantaged.
It comes from the politically correct South African bullshit euphemism "previously disadvantaged" which means everyone who is not white, and hence is eligible for affirmative action.
PANDA by George McBob April 29, 2009
pavement special
Mongrel.
A dog with no discernible breed characteristics. Pavement specials make much better pets that pussy-ass pedigree dogs.
A dog with no discernible breed characteristics. Pavement specials make much better pets that pussy-ass pedigree dogs.
pavement special by George McBob April 29, 2009
malemism
1. An outrageous, offensive, insensitive and retarded statement.
2. One of such statements made by (not so youthful) ANC Youth League boss Julius Malema.
3. The South African equivalent of a Bushism.
2. One of such statements made by (not so youthful) ANC Youth League boss Julius Malema.
3. The South African equivalent of a Bushism.
Some examples of malemisms are:
"We will kill for Zuma"
"We shall rule until Jesus returns"
"I only debate with serious political youth"
"We must intensify the struggle to eliminate the remnants of counter-revolution."(he said this one at a funeral)
"Forces that are opposed to our revolution are still here. We must change the management of this university and also the lecturers." (this despite the fact that he failed matric, and never went to university himself)
"We will kill for Zuma"
"We shall rule until Jesus returns"
"I only debate with serious political youth"
"We must intensify the struggle to eliminate the remnants of counter-revolution."(he said this one at a funeral)
"Forces that are opposed to our revolution are still here. We must change the management of this university and also the lecturers." (this despite the fact that he failed matric, and never went to university himself)
malemism by George McBob April 29, 2009
blue train
A drink common among the dodgier elements of the Cape Town population.
One makes a blue train by filtering methylated spirits through a loaf of bread in order to remove the bitter-tasting purple dye (In South Africa, the dye is mandatory in order to prevent it's use as a beverage). Since only the dye is removed, not the kerosene, methanol, isopropanol etc, it gets you smashed off your head, but may cause vomiting, headaches, seizures, blindness and/or death.
It is called blue train because the thoroughly dyed loaf resembles the Blue Train, an ultra-luxury overnight passenger train between Joburg and Cape Town.
One makes a blue train by filtering methylated spirits through a loaf of bread in order to remove the bitter-tasting purple dye (In South Africa, the dye is mandatory in order to prevent it's use as a beverage). Since only the dye is removed, not the kerosene, methanol, isopropanol etc, it gets you smashed off your head, but may cause vomiting, headaches, seizures, blindness and/or death.
It is called blue train because the thoroughly dyed loaf resembles the Blue Train, an ultra-luxury overnight passenger train between Joburg and Cape Town.
blue train by George McBob April 29, 2009
rope
Someone of Afrikaans descent.
Also called dutchman, boer, rockspider, koos, clutchplate, boertjie, afrikaner, japie, sputchie, johan van der walt, burris, plaasjapie, frikkie.
They are called ropes because they are thick, hairy and twisted.
Also called dutchman, boer, rockspider, koos, clutchplate, boertjie, afrikaner, japie, sputchie, johan van der walt, burris, plaasjapie, frikkie.
They are called ropes because they are thick, hairy and twisted.
rope by George McBob April 29, 2009
boerewors curtain
The invisible line separating English-speaking South Africa from Afrikaans South Africa. It is generally accepted have KZN, Joburg and the Cape on the English side and the Freestate, Limpopo, Mpumalanga, Northwest and Pretoria on the Dutch side.
The name is taken from boerewors and the Iron Curtain (The border between communist East and Capitalist West during the Cold War)
The name is taken from boerewors and the Iron Curtain (The border between communist East and Capitalist West during the Cold War)
boerewors curtain by George McBob April 29, 2009
goef
v. to smoke weed.
S. Afr. slang, pronounced "goof"
To be goefed is to be stoned out of your bracket.
S. Afr. slang, pronounced "goof"
To be goefed is to be stoned out of your bracket.
goef by George McBob April 28, 2009