George McBob's definitions

John Connor syndrome

That feeling you get that your life is pointless and unfulfilled, and that you'd only find your true place in the world when the apocalypse comes (Then you'd be a legend!)

Typical John Connor syndrome sufferer:
My job sucks, my family hates me. But I still feel like I ought to be a somebody. If only something really, really bad would happen, like the zombie apocalypse or something, so I could be a hero...

by George McBob September 14, 2009

Juchrislam

The collective term for the three Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam)

So what's your religion, dude? Shinto? Buddhism? Juchrislam?

by George McBob April 21, 2009

Hummer

What a man buys when he wishes to announce to the world that he has a small penis.

Also, it's the ugliest vehicle ever manufactured outside of Soviet Russia.

You drive a Hummer? Don't you think you're compensating for something?

by George McBob September 30, 2009

boerewors curtain

The invisible line separating English-speaking South Africa from Afrikaans South Africa. It is generally accepted have KZN, Joburg and the Cape on the English side and the Freestate, Limpopo, Mpumalanga, Northwest and Pretoria on the Dutch side.

The name is taken from boerewors and the Iron Curtain (The border between communist East and Capitalist West during the Cold War)

There goes Koos. Now there's a Dutchman from well behind the Boerewors Curtain

by George McBob April 29, 2009

spill the tofu

v. to drive really, really fast.

The expressing comes from the anime Initial D, where the hero Takumi is under the tutelage of his father, who makes him drive with a cup of water in his car in order to teach him to drive without spilling, since he delivers tofu. However, when he enters a race in the first episode, his father tells him he doesn't need the cup, and can drive as fast as he can.

We're late. I'm gonna spill the tofu.

by George McBob May 6, 2009

communist

Someone whose mother never taught him that money doesn't grow on trees.

Communism only works for ants, bees and mole rats. Introduce any individuality into the economic system and it breaks down to form anarchy or totalitarianism. No communist system has ever worked in practice.

by George McBob May 25, 2009

FAIL

opposite of WIN.

stevie123> OK, I pressed alt f4 like you said, but my internet crashed
pwnX0r666> lol n00b pwn3d. u FAIL !!!

by George McBob September 9, 2009