George McBob's definitions

bathroom wookiee

The horrible tangled mass of hair, soap scum and bodily fluids that clogs the plughole of a bath or shower.

Usually caused by women who wash their hair, shave their legs and armpits or trim their pubic hair in the shower.

If not dealt with in their early stages, they will grow, block the pipes, float around in a pool of water that spills onto the bathroom floor. and produce a clan of sentient offspring that attack you in the dead of night and drag you off into the sewers.

It takes a brave man to remove a bathroom wookiee.

by George McBob May 19, 2009

African Whore Sickness

AIDS

Steve: Tom has African Horse Sickness? But that only affects horses, not humans.
Dave: No, I said African Whore Sickness.
Steve: Ah. I see. Sucks to be him.

by George McBob September 9, 2009

server

A computer system with the main function of keeping you away from your own data or any information that is in any way remotely useful or entertaining.

It is presided over by a deranged creature with a god complex and no social skills known as a sysadmin.

Dilbert: Server's down!
Alice: Hold me!

by George McBob May 21, 2009

bush cat

Namibian slang for nigger.

It comes from the phrase "you can take the kaffir out of the bush, but you can't take the bush out of the kaffir"

Don't go down that street. There's a whole lot of bush cats down there.

by George McBob May 11, 2009

bankie

In South Africa, one usually buys weed by the bankie. A bankie is the amount of weed that will fit in a bank coin bag (weed is not necessarily sold in a bank bag, but it is the most common container)

Score us a bankie, bru!

by George McBob May 5, 2009

Cape Town

The gayest city on the planet.

Cape Town has a higher population of homosexuals per capita than any other city in the world, including Amsterdam, Athens and San Francisco.

Don't turn your back on him. He's from Cape Town

by George McBob May 18, 2009

marijuana

A word of a thousand synonyms

A small selection is listed below:

420
ace
african
alaskan thunderfuck
apocynum cannabinum
ashes
aunt mary
bag
baggie
bales
bamba
bangue
bc bud
bhang
blunt
bo
bobo
bonghit
boo
bowl
bricks
broccoli
bud
buddha
bush
buzz
cannabis
cannabis indica
cannabis sativa
chief
chronic
columbian gold
cryppie
cryptonite
dagga
dank
devilweed
diggy
dirtweed
ditch
ditchweed
dobie
domestic don juan
doob
doobie
dope
draf
draw
durban poison
fir
flowers
ganja
gash
gasper
giggle twig
gold
gong
gram
grass
green
greenbud
green-sticky
griffa
happy backy
hash
hawaiian homegrown hay
hemp
herb
high
hocus pocus
homegrown
hooch
hooter
hops
humboltd
indian hemp
intsangu (zulu)
j
joint
kenevir
kif
killer
kilos
leaf
loco weed
marijuana
mary jane
mbanja (pemba)
method
mexican
mj
mo
moocah
moota
mooters
mootie
mor a grifa
mountain cabbage
nubs
nuggets
nuggies
number
one-hit
ounce
owl
panama red
parsley
pot
pounds
pr
pretendica
puff
ragweed
rainy day woman
rasta
red bud
reefer
roach
root
rope
seeds
shake
shit
shwag
skunk
skunk weed
smoke
snop
spliff
stack
stash
stems
stick
stone
swazi
sweet lucy
sweet wheat
tchene
tea
texas tea
thai-bud
thai-stick
thrupence bag
thumb
tree of wisdom
trees
turkish delight
twigs
untoque
wahupta (sioux)
weed
whacktabacky
whackyweed
wheat
wood
yesca
zol

by George McBob September 7, 2009