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Hummer

What a man buys when he wishes to announce to the world that he has a small penis.

Also, it's the ugliest vehicle ever manufactured outside of Soviet Russia.
You drive a Hummer? Don't you think you're compensating for something?
by George McBob September 30, 2009
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Juchrislam

The collective term for the three Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam)
So what's your religion, dude? Shinto? Buddhism? Juchrislam?
by George McBob April 21, 2009
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horse

a device for turning money into shit and injuries.
Every Saturday afternoon, the hospital has at least 5 or 6 horse injury cases.

Oats + bran + hay + horse = very expensive shit.
by George McBob May 17, 2009
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flat dog

Look at all the flat dogs on the riverbank.

The Zambezi is infested with flatties.
by George McBob May 11, 2009
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kugel

A kugel is a special breed of rich middle-aged woman living in Johannesburg. Originally, the word kugel only applied to Jewish women (a kugel a Jewish potato-based dish), but now applies to any spoilt housewife.

Very distinctive characteristics of kugels are: A very nasal accent, calling everyone "doll", looking down on people who don't live in the Northern Suburbs, mistreating their housekeepers, spending half their lives talking on a cellphone, intense Botox treatment, wearing leopardskin patterned clothes and driving fancy 4x4s but refusing to take them offroad.

They tend to congregate at Sandton City, talk about shoes, nails and other kugels, cheat on their husbands and only tip 5%. A classic stereotypical kugel is Gwen Anderson from the South African comic strip Madam and Eve.
Kugel: Like, you know what I'm saying doll, she knows her husbands having an affair with....(25 minutes pass)... anyway, I have to like hang up doll, my nails are almost dry and I have to hurry up to get my hair done... ok doll, mwah bye.
by George McBob May 6, 2009
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RSTP Syndrome

RSTP Syndrome is a serious disorder in child psychology.

It stands for Rotten Shit with Toxic Parents Syndrome.

May cause a child to be disruptive in class, tell lies about you which it's mother will always believe, insult teachers and other children and induce it's father to threaten you with lawsuits.

The disorder is often incurable, because the cause (the toxic parents) refuses to cooperate with therapists.
Child Psychologist 1:
Timmy Jenkins refused to take the verbal skills test, and his mother insists that he is gifted, despite his poor score on the IQ tests.

Child Psychologist 2:
Sounds like a classic case of RSTP Syndrome.
by George McBob April 23, 2009
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three seconder

The guy who laughs three seconds after everyone else.

It means someone who's IQ is a touch on the low side
The stand up comic was awesome, but there was a really annoying three seconder in the row behind us.

Dave is a bit of a three seconder sometimes.
by George McBob May 18, 2009
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