Definitions by George McBob

DVD season 

It's a well known fact that all the good movies go into the cinemas at the same time. The periods between these are DVD seasons, when instead of going to the movies you just rent the movies from the last good period and watch them at home with a pizza.

Damn, there's nothing on but chick flicks. All the sci fi movies are off the circuit. It must be another DVD season.

DVD season by George McBob May 17, 2009

cafcebo effect

The phenomenon by which decaf can actually keep you awake, but only if you don't know it's decaf.

The cafcebo effect is a medical mystery.

cafcebo effect by George McBob May 17, 2009

flabby woof-woof

Fart, flatulate, break wind, pass gas.

It comes from the Blackadder episode "Beer"

(Lord Melchett has a hangover, but Queen and Nursie think he's sick)
Queen: Well, hurry up and cure the horrible man -- I'm fed up with him lying there moaning and groaning...
Nursie: ...and letting off such great and fruitsome flabby woof-woofs! One can scarcely believe one's tiny nosy!

flabby woof-woof by George McBob May 13, 2009

zarm 

toasted sandwich

It's derived from the S. Afr. slang word sarmie, which is short for sandwich.

Sarmie can refer to normal or toasted sandwiches, but zarm specifically means toasted ones.

Bru, could you get me a cheese zarm?

zarm by George McBob May 12, 2009

sarmie 

South African word for sandwich.

It's probably derived from the Afrikaans pronunciation of 'sandwich'.

Could you make us some sarmies?

sarmie by George McBob May 12, 2009

bush cat 

Namibian slang for nigger.

It comes from the phrase "you can take the kaffir out of the bush, but you can't take the bush out of the kaffir"

Don't go down that street. There's a whole lot of bush cats down there.

bush cat by George McBob May 11, 2009

flat dog 

crocodile

Look at all the flat dogs on the riverbank.

The Zambezi is infested with flatties.

flat dog by George McBob May 11, 2009