George McBob's definitions

Facebook drunk

So drunk that the only way you'll find out what you did that night is by checking Facebook in the morning.

Let's get pissed. Let's get smashed out of our skulls. Let's get Facebook drunk.

by George McBob September 17, 2010

Hermione Moment

That awkward moment that occurs when a group of guys and a girl are talking and the topic of conversation turns to girls and their pros and cons, male health issues or other topics best kept among men. Someone then realises that there is, in fact, a female present. An embarrased silence then follows. This is a Hermione Moment.

It is named after the many scenes in the Harry Potter series when Harry and Ron forget that their friend Hermione is actually a girl.

Steve: Man, Jessica has a nice pair of...
<Dave elbows Steve hard in the ribs>
Steve: er.. Hi Teresa! Um, what do you think of Jessica's... er...
Dave: Dude, Hermione Moment!

by George McBob April 21, 2009

financial virginity

That state of innocence in which you live until you have to pay your first income tax, insurance premium or legal fee.

I'm going to lose my financial virginity this month. Not looking forward to it.

by George McBob July 18, 2009

flabby woof-woof

Fart, flatulate, break wind, pass gas.

It comes from the Blackadder episode "Beer"

(Lord Melchett has a hangover, but Queen and Nursie think he's sick)
Queen: Well, hurry up and cure the horrible man -- I'm fed up with him lying there moaning and groaning...
Nursie: ...and letting off such great and fruitsome flabby woof-woofs! One can scarcely believe one's tiny nosy!

by George McBob May 13, 2009

three seconder

The guy who laughs three seconds after everyone else.

It means someone who's IQ is a touch on the low side

The stand up comic was awesome, but there was a really annoying three seconder in the row behind us.

Dave is a bit of a three seconder sometimes.

by George McBob May 18, 2009

server

A computer system with the main function of keeping you away from your own data or any information that is in any way remotely useful or entertaining.

It is presided over by a deranged creature with a god complex and no social skills known as a sysadmin.

Dilbert: Server's down!
Alice: Hold me!

by George McBob May 21, 2009

Stiganate

v. to drive really, really fast.

Named after the Stig in Top Gear. Of course no mortal can drive as fast as the Stig, although you may come close if you can Stiganate.

We're late. I'm gonna stiganate.

by George McBob May 6, 2009