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Steve: Tom has African Horse Sickness? But that only affects horses, not humans.
Dave: No, I said African Whore Sickness.
Steve: Ah. I see. Sucks to be him.
Dave: No, I said African Whore Sickness.
Steve: Ah. I see. Sucks to be him.
by George McBob September 9, 2009
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by George McBob July 18, 2009
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This is in accordance with the principle that anyone who would call themselves a VIP, or insist on VIP treatment is inherently a douchebag.
This is in accordance with the principle that anyone who would call themselves a VIP, or insist on VIP treatment is inherently a douchebag.
by George McBob May 6, 2009
Get the VIP mug.After the ANC, Telkom is South Africa's largest crime syndicate.
Their modus operandi is to force other companies into selling their products for them under duress, extort ungodly fees out of their customers, particularly on ADSL lines, with broadband prices 10 times or more than overseas, and up to 100 times more on leased lines.
They resort to thuggery and intimidation such as sending technicians to disconnect you for no reason, charging you for non-existent calls and unexplained tariffs and staffing their call centres with retarded unionised sociopaths.
Their main partners in crime are Eskom and Sasol.
Their modus operandi is to force other companies into selling their products for them under duress, extort ungodly fees out of their customers, particularly on ADSL lines, with broadband prices 10 times or more than overseas, and up to 100 times more on leased lines.
They resort to thuggery and intimidation such as sending technicians to disconnect you for no reason, charging you for non-existent calls and unexplained tariffs and staffing their call centres with retarded unionised sociopaths.
Their main partners in crime are Eskom and Sasol.
It's a proven fact that if you fly 1st class to Hong Kong, stay in a 5 star hotel, buy a laptop, download 100GB onto it and fly back, it will be both QUICKER and CHEAPER than if you stayed in SA and downloaded it on a Telkom line.
by George McBob May 21, 2009
Get the Telkom mug.To securely delete all data from a hard drive, usually by overwriting the entire disc with random numbers.
A nuker is a bootable disc that will securely erase data, file structures and partition tables from all hard drives it detects. The most used nuker is Darik's Boot and Nuke (commonly called DBAN).
Always be ready to nuke your hard drive in an emergency.
A nuker is a bootable disc that will securely erase data, file structures and partition tables from all hard drives it detects. The most used nuker is Darik's Boot and Nuke (commonly called DBAN).
Always be ready to nuke your hard drive in an emergency.
by George McBob May 4, 2009
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S. Afr. slang, pronounced "goof"
To be goefed is to be stoned out of your bracket.
S. Afr. slang, pronounced "goof"
To be goefed is to be stoned out of your bracket.
by George McBob April 28, 2009
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A dog with no discernible breed characteristics. Pavement specials make much better pets that pussy-ass pedigree dogs.
A dog with no discernible breed characteristics. Pavement specials make much better pets that pussy-ass pedigree dogs.
by George McBob April 29, 2009
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