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by George McBob May 4, 2009
Get the Urbandictionary.com editormug. A drink common among the dodgier elements of the Cape Town population.
One makes a blue train by filtering methylated spirits through a loaf of bread in order to remove the bitter-tasting purple dye (In South Africa, the dye is mandatory in order to prevent it's use as a beverage). Since only the dye is removed, not the kerosene, methanol, isopropanol etc, it gets you smashed off your head, but may cause vomiting, headaches, seizures, blindness and/or death.
It is called blue train because the thoroughly dyed loaf resembles the Blue Train, an ultra-luxury overnight passenger train between Joburg and Cape Town.
One makes a blue train by filtering methylated spirits through a loaf of bread in order to remove the bitter-tasting purple dye (In South Africa, the dye is mandatory in order to prevent it's use as a beverage). Since only the dye is removed, not the kerosene, methanol, isopropanol etc, it gets you smashed off your head, but may cause vomiting, headaches, seizures, blindness and/or death.
It is called blue train because the thoroughly dyed loaf resembles the Blue Train, an ultra-luxury overnight passenger train between Joburg and Cape Town.
by George McBob April 29, 2009
Get the blue trainmug. The act of behaving like a gentleman with the ulterior motive of getting a good eyeful of a hot girl.
Examples would include letting a girl go ahead of you up an escalator so that you can stare at her ass on the way up, or letting her have your seat on the bus so that you can stand next to her and stare down her top.
Pervalry is a portmanteau of the words "pervert" and "chivalry".
Examples would include letting a girl go ahead of you up an escalator so that you can stare at her ass on the way up, or letting her have your seat on the bus so that you can stand next to her and stare down her top.
Pervalry is a portmanteau of the words "pervert" and "chivalry".
by George McBob April 23, 2009
Get the pervalrymug. v. to drive really, really fast.
Named after the Stig in Top Gear. Of course no mortal can drive as fast as the Stig, although you may come close if you can Stiganate.
Named after the Stig in Top Gear. Of course no mortal can drive as fast as the Stig, although you may come close if you can Stiganate.
by George McBob May 6, 2009
Get the Stiganatemug. South African word for sandwich.
It's probably derived from the Afrikaans pronunciation of 'sandwich'.
It's probably derived from the Afrikaans pronunciation of 'sandwich'.
by George McBob May 12, 2009
Get the sarmiemug. stevie123> OK, I pressed alt f4 like you said, but my internet crashed
pwnX0r666> lol n00b pwn3d. u FAIL !!!
pwnX0r666> lol n00b pwn3d. u FAIL !!!
by George McBob September 9, 2009
Get the FAILmug. That state of innocence in which you live until you have to pay your first income tax, insurance premium or legal fee.
by George McBob July 18, 2009
Get the financial virginitymug.