George McBob's definitions

marijuana

A word of a thousand synonyms

A small selection is listed below:

420
ace
african
alaskan thunderfuck
apocynum cannabinum
ashes
aunt mary
bag
baggie
bales
bamba
bangue
bc bud
bhang
blunt
bo
bobo
bonghit
boo
bowl
bricks
broccoli
bud
buddha
bush
buzz
cannabis
cannabis indica
cannabis sativa
chief
chronic
columbian gold
cryppie
cryptonite
dagga
dank
devilweed
diggy
dirtweed
ditch
ditchweed
dobie
domestic don juan
doob
doobie
dope
draf
draw
durban poison
fir
flowers
ganja
gash
gasper
giggle twig
gold
gong
gram
grass
green
greenbud
green-sticky
griffa
happy backy
hash
hawaiian homegrown hay
hemp
herb
high
hocus pocus
homegrown
hooch
hooter
hops
humboltd
indian hemp
intsangu (zulu)
j
joint
kenevir
kif
killer
kilos
leaf
loco weed
marijuana
mary jane
mbanja (pemba)
method
mexican
mj
mo
moocah
moota
mooters
mootie
mor a grifa
mountain cabbage
nubs
nuggets
nuggies
number
one-hit
ounce
owl
panama red
parsley
pot
pounds
pr
pretendica
puff
ragweed
rainy day woman
rasta
red bud
reefer
roach
root
rope
seeds
shake
shit
shwag
skunk
skunk weed
smoke
snop
spliff
stack
stash
stems
stick
stone
swazi
sweet lucy
sweet wheat
tchene
tea
texas tea
thai-bud
thai-stick
thrupence bag
thumb
tree of wisdom
trees
turkish delight
twigs
untoque
wahupta (sioux)
weed
whacktabacky
whackyweed
wheat
wood
yesca
zol

by George McBob September 7, 2009

zarm

toasted sandwich

It's derived from the S. Afr. slang word sarmie, which is short for sandwich.

Sarmie can refer to normal or toasted sandwiches, but zarm specifically means toasted ones.

Bru, could you get me a cheese zarm?

by George McBob May 12, 2009

miscarriage

A download that loses it's connection when either your browser or the server doesn't support download resuming.

Dave: I had a fucking miscarriage when my 2gig game iso was at 94%!!
Steve: Were you using internet explorer?
Dave: No, I use firefox. It was the stupid server.

by George McBob September 14, 2009

malemism

1. An outrageous, offensive, insensitive and retarded statement.

2. One of such statements made by (not so youthful) ANC Youth League boss Julius Malema.

3. The South African equivalent of a Bushism.

Some examples of malemisms are:

"We will kill for Zuma"
"We shall rule until Jesus returns"
"I only debate with serious political youth"
"We must intensify the struggle to eliminate the remnants of counter-revolution."(he said this one at a funeral)
"Forces that are opposed to our revolution are still here. We must change the management of this university and also the lecturers." (this despite the fact that he failed matric, and never went to university himself)

by George McBob April 29, 2009

beertini

A cocktail for normal people to order at beach bars, gay bars or preppy cocktail lounges.

The mixological formula is:

1 shot of beer
2 more shots of beer
Top up with beer and serve in a beer glass

So that's a margarita for Lara, 2 mojitos for Sassy and Cleo. Me, Joey and Stoffels will each have a beertini.

by George McBob September 18, 2014

bunny chow

A dish that originated in Durban, but can now be bought all across South Africa. It consists of a half or quarter loaf of bread hollowed out and filled with curry.

They came about because, under apartheid laws, Indian restaurant owners were not allowed to seat black customers, and could only sell them take-aways. They invented bunny chows so they could still sell them a proper serving of curry.

The origin of the word "bunny chow" is unknown.

I'm getting take-aways. Do you want a burger, boerewors roll or bunny chow?

by George McBob September 14, 2009

vulture typing

A typing style used by complete noobs.

Their finger circles above the keyboard like a vulture over the hot, dry savannah as they search for the right key.

My grandma is still vulture typing. No wonder she takes so long to reply to my emails.

by George McBob September 30, 2009