George McBob's definitions

goef

v. to smoke weed.

S. Afr. slang, pronounced "goof"


To be goefed is to be stoned out of your bracket.

Mike went outside to have a goef.

I'm going get lekker goefed tonignt, bru.

by George McBob April 28, 2009

jatwash

Just Another Third World African Shit Hole.

Here's to Mozambique, our favourite jatwash!

by George McBob May 4, 2009

Capetonian

Someone from Cape Town.

Welcome home, Capetonians!

by George McBob August 24, 2009

malemism

1. An outrageous, offensive, insensitive and retarded statement.

2. One of such statements made by (not so youthful) ANC Youth League boss Julius Malema.

3. The South African equivalent of a Bushism.

Some examples of malemisms are:

"We will kill for Zuma"
"We shall rule until Jesus returns"
"I only debate with serious political youth"
"We must intensify the struggle to eliminate the remnants of counter-revolution."(he said this one at a funeral)
"Forces that are opposed to our revolution are still here. We must change the management of this university and also the lecturers." (this despite the fact that he failed matric, and never went to university himself)

by George McBob April 29, 2009

beertini

A cocktail for normal people to order at beach bars, gay bars or preppy cocktail lounges.

The mixological formula is:

1 shot of beer
2 more shots of beer
Top up with beer and serve in a beer glass

So that's a margarita for Lara, 2 mojitos for Sassy and Cleo. Me, Joey and Stoffels will each have a beertini.

by George McBob September 18, 2014

communist

Someone whose mother never taught him that money doesn't grow on trees.

Communism only works for ants, bees and mole rats. Introduce any individuality into the economic system and it breaks down to form anarchy or totalitarianism. No communist system has ever worked in practice.

by George McBob May 25, 2009

FAIL

opposite of WIN.

stevie123> OK, I pressed alt f4 like you said, but my internet crashed
pwnX0r666> lol n00b pwn3d. u FAIL !!!

by George McBob September 9, 2009