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v. to smoke weed.
S. Afr. slang, pronounced "goof"
To be goefed is to be stoned out of your bracket.
S. Afr. slang, pronounced "goof"
To be goefed is to be stoned out of your bracket.
by George McBob April 28, 2009
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A dog with no discernible breed characteristics. Pavement specials make much better pets that pussy-ass pedigree dogs.
A dog with no discernible breed characteristics. Pavement specials make much better pets that pussy-ass pedigree dogs.
by George McBob April 29, 2009
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A nuker is a bootable disc that will securely erase data, file structures and partition tables from all hard drives it detects. The most used nuker is Darik's Boot and Nuke (commonly called DBAN).
Always be ready to nuke your hard drive in an emergency.
A nuker is a bootable disc that will securely erase data, file structures and partition tables from all hard drives it detects. The most used nuker is Darik's Boot and Nuke (commonly called DBAN).
Always be ready to nuke your hard drive in an emergency.
by George McBob May 4, 2009
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by George McBob May 4, 2009
Get the jatwash mug.After the ANC, Telkom is South Africa's largest crime syndicate.
Their modus operandi is to force other companies into selling their products for them under duress, extort ungodly fees out of their customers, particularly on ADSL lines, with broadband prices 10 times or more than overseas, and up to 100 times more on leased lines.
They resort to thuggery and intimidation such as sending technicians to disconnect you for no reason, charging you for non-existent calls and unexplained tariffs and staffing their call centres with retarded unionised sociopaths.
Their main partners in crime are Eskom and Sasol.
Their modus operandi is to force other companies into selling their products for them under duress, extort ungodly fees out of their customers, particularly on ADSL lines, with broadband prices 10 times or more than overseas, and up to 100 times more on leased lines.
They resort to thuggery and intimidation such as sending technicians to disconnect you for no reason, charging you for non-existent calls and unexplained tariffs and staffing their call centres with retarded unionised sociopaths.
Their main partners in crime are Eskom and Sasol.
It's a proven fact that if you fly 1st class to Hong Kong, stay in a 5 star hotel, buy a laptop, download 100GB onto it and fly back, it will be both QUICKER and CHEAPER than if you stayed in SA and downloaded it on a Telkom line.
by George McBob May 21, 2009
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A sleazy wedding chapel, of the kind made famous in Las Vegas.
At a McChapel, you can hire a wedding dress for an hour and get married by an Elvis impersonator. Ushers often expect tips.
At a McChapel, you can hire a wedding dress for an hour and get married by an Elvis impersonator. Ushers often expect tips.
by George McBob April 29, 2009
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