George McBob's definitions

bankie

In South Africa, one usually buys weed by the bankie. A bankie is the amount of weed that will fit in a bank coin bag (weed is not necessarily sold in a bank bag, but it is the most common container)

Score us a bankie, bru!

by George McBob May 5, 2009

bush cat

Namibian slang for nigger.

It comes from the phrase "you can take the kaffir out of the bush, but you can't take the bush out of the kaffir"

Don't go down that street. There's a whole lot of bush cats down there.

by George McBob May 11, 2009

Cape Town

The gayest city on the planet.

Cape Town has a higher population of homosexuals per capita than any other city in the world, including Amsterdam, Athens and San Francisco.

Don't turn your back on him. He's from Cape Town

by George McBob May 18, 2009

Juchrislam

The collective term for the three Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam)

So what's your religion, dude? Shinto? Buddhism? Juchrislam?

by George McBob April 21, 2009

Hummer

What a man buys when he wishes to announce to the world that he has a small penis.

Also, it's the ugliest vehicle ever manufactured outside of Soviet Russia.

You drive a Hummer? Don't you think you're compensating for something?

by George McBob September 30, 2009

pervalry

The act of behaving like a gentleman with the ulterior motive of getting a good eyeful of a hot girl.

Examples would include letting a girl go ahead of you up an escalator so that you can stare at her ass on the way up, or letting her have your seat on the bus so that you can stand next to her and stare down her top.

Pervalry is a portmanteau of the words "pervert" and "chivalry".

Hey, a hot girl's coming down the aisle. Show some pervalry and give her your seat.

by George McBob April 23, 2009

goef

v. to smoke weed.

S. Afr. slang, pronounced "goof"


To be goefed is to be stoned out of your bracket.

Mike went outside to have a goef.

I'm going get lekker goefed tonignt, bru.

by George McBob April 28, 2009