rubber chicken dance

When you go to a corporate function (like your holiday party) and you get served the obligatory rubber chicken.
"Dude, you going to the office bash tonight?"
"Hell no, man, I don't need another rubber chicken dance!"
by Geoff Lilley December 07, 2006
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clutch quotient

The degree of measure to which someone came through in a moment of need, crisis, or difficulty. Can also be used in a sports context to acknowledge a moment where a player put on a game-winning performance when the team really needed him or her.
Brandi Chastain hitting that penalty shot against China was like a clutch quotient of 10.

Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.
by Geoff Lilley October 08, 2007
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spousal install

When you're installing software, and you say "yes" to all the questions, accept all the defaults, and don't think about it.
Mike: "Dude, what do all these options mean when I'm installing Word?"
Evan: "Just do a spousal install and don't worry about it, man."
by Geoff Lilley March 02, 2011
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salt vampire

The opposite of a sweet tooth. The salt vampire is one who craves salt the way people with a sweet tooth crave chocolate and jellybeans - instead, they gorge on potato chips, mixed nuts, and ChexMix. Taken from the site www.junkfoodbetty.com.
The first impression I got from these chips was holy balls these chips are salty. That’s a bold statement coming from a salt vampire like myself. I would go so far as to call them excessively salty.
by Geoff Lilley April 27, 2011
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spousesided

To be accosted by the significant other of someone, because you told that someone some information that the spouse finds objectionable.
I told her I couldn't fix her car this weekend, and next thing I know, I get spousesided by her boyfriend, tellin' me, "Whaddayou mean, you can't fix it? What's wrong with you?"
by Geoff Lilley March 14, 2006
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snacrilege

To besmirch the good name or good taste of a snack food; to take a sacred snack food and turn it into something it was never intended to be.
Tim: I've got nacho flavored popcorn at my desk, dudes. Check it out.
Kalu: No way, dude. That's just straight up snacrilege.

Tracey: Peanut M&M's are one thing, but Pretzel M&M's are just snacrilege!
by Geoff Lilley December 02, 2010
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brick tuesday

The day the Blackberrys went silent, and the distracted, harried, overworked drones who used them were forced to strike up conversations with people.
On Brick Tuesday, I actually had to listen to my boss in a meeting, instead of just pretending.
by Geoff Lilley April 25, 2007
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