Definitions by Geoff Lilley

snacrilege 

To besmirch the good name or good taste of a snack food; to take a sacred snack food and turn it into something it was never intended to be.

Tim: I've got nacho flavored popcorn at my desk, dudes. Check it out.
Kalu: No way, dude. That's just straight up snacrilege.

Tracey: Peanut M&M's are one thing, but Pretzel M&M's are just snacrilege!

snacrilege by Geoff Lilley December 3, 2010

wiktard 

A derisive term for a person whose only expertise on a subject comes from reading an article on Wikipedia.

"There's nothing in the Constitution that says we have to pay taxes. I read it on Wikipedia."

"Try doing some real research for a change, you wiktard!"

wiktard by Geoff Lilley December 9, 2008

pre-microwave 

An adjective to describe a person who was born before the invention of the microwave. Usually used in reference to a member of Generation X.

"Really? You remember the first Star Wars movie?"

"Shit yeah. I'm pre-microwave!"

pre-microwave by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008

post-microwave

The opposite of pre-microwave. Used to describe the twenty-somethings in the workforce who think they've seen and done it all.

"Oh, I've been using Microsoft Word since high school. I'm an old computer user."

"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"

post-microwave by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008

decaffitated 

When a person runs around like a chicken with his or her head cut off, due to a lack of caffeine in his or her system.

"Dude, I couldn't even find a clean pair of socks this morning, I was so decaffitated."

decaffitated by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008

bumpergating 

To tailgate someone so that you can read their bumper stickers.

There was this guy in front of me whose bumper was covered with funny ass stickers...I almost hit him because I was bumpergating him.

bumpergating by Geoff Lilley January 24, 2008

mexpertise 

To have knowledge, understanding, or firsthand experience with matters that are relevant to the Latino community. This can be food, family, language, religion, or any other aspect of life.

"Irene, I may need your mexpertise to find a good chile for my salsa."
"I got you covered, my gringo amigo."

mexpertise by Geoff Lilley November 10, 2007