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mexpertise

To have knowledge, understanding, or firsthand experience with matters that are relevant to the Latino community. This can be food, family, language, religion, or any other aspect of life.
"Irene, I may need your mexpertise to find a good chile for my salsa."
"I got you covered, my gringo amigo."
by Geoff Lilley November 10, 2007
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NRA-NPR Ratio

Usually used to characterize a city or region in terms of its propensity for conservative, traditional, and Christian values, versus its tendency toward progressive, New Age, and secular thinking. Can also be applied to an individual person.

For example, San Francisco has about a 10-90 NRA-NPR ratio, whereas some of the more rural Southeastern states would be the reverse. A diverse hybrid city like New York is probably 50-50.
Dude, the NRA-NPR ratio is like 90-10.
by Geoff Lilley October 22, 2011
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clutch quotient

The degree of measure to which someone came through in a moment of need, crisis, or difficulty. Can also be used in a sports context to acknowledge a moment where a player put on a game-winning performance when the team really needed him or her.
Brandi Chastain hitting that penalty shot against China was like a clutch quotient of 10.

Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.
by Geoff Lilley October 23, 2007
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pre-microwave

An adjective to describe a person who was born before the invention of the microwave. Usually used in reference to a member of Generation X.
"Really? You remember the first Star Wars movie?"

"Shit yeah. I'm pre-microwave!"
by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008
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post-microwave

The opposite of pre-microwave. Used to describe the twenty-somethings in the workforce who think they've seen and done it all.
"Oh, I've been using Microsoft Word since high school. I'm an old computer user."

"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"
by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008
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simbiguous

The one-word summary of the Facebook relationship status, "it's complicated." A person who is in an ambiguous state of single; not quite in a relationship, not quite single, and generally looking for better offers.
Chris: "Is your friend available?"
Jim: "Kinda, man, she's simbiguous. Hit her up, see what she says."
by Geoff Lilley March 30, 2011
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wiktard

A derisive term for a person whose only expertise on a subject comes from reading an article on Wikipedia.
"There's nothing in the Constitution that says we have to pay taxes. I read it on Wikipedia."

"Try doing some real research for a change, you wiktard!"
by Geoff Lilley December 9, 2008
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