Geoff Lilley's definitions
The degree of measure to which someone came through in a moment of need, crisis, or difficulty. Can also be used in a sports context to acknowledge a moment where a player put on a game-winning performance when the team really needed him or her.
Brandi Chastain hitting that penalty shot against China was like a clutch quotient of 10.
Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.
Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.
by Geoff Lilley October 23, 2007
Get the clutch quotientmug. The one-word summary of the Facebook relationship status, "it's complicated." A person who is in an ambiguous state of single; not quite in a relationship, not quite single, and generally looking for better offers.
Chris: "Is your friend available?"
Jim: "Kinda, man, she's simbiguous. Hit her up, see what she says."
Jim: "Kinda, man, she's simbiguous. Hit her up, see what she says."
by Geoff Lilley March 30, 2011
Get the simbiguousmug. The opposite of pre-microwave. Used to describe the twenty-somethings in the workforce who think they've seen and done it all.
"Oh, I've been using Microsoft Word since high school. I'm an old computer user."
"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"
"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"
by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008
Get the post-microwavemug. A moratorium on going to the mall, including big box stores, during the holiday season. Usually commences Black Friday and continues past Valentine's day. Done by guys who hate shopping and crowds, mostly.
"I need to go get my girlfriend a Christmas present, but I'd rather order it online. I've imposed a mallatorium between now and February."
by Geoff Lilley November 27, 2012
Get the mallatoriummug. When you're installing software, and you say "yes" to all the questions, accept all the defaults, and don't think about it.
Mike: "Dude, what do all these options mean when I'm installing Word?"
Evan: "Just do a spousal install and don't worry about it, man."
Evan: "Just do a spousal install and don't worry about it, man."
by Geoff Lilley March 17, 2011
Get the spousal installmug. When a website (particularly a forum/discussion site) has been infiltrated by porn, spammers, or other ill-meaning idiots who post completely irrelevant, useless material, thereby defeating the underlying purpose of the site.
orkut has a hell of a lot of good forums out there for people to connect, but too many of the popular ones have been totally pornitrated!
by Geoff Lilley May 15, 2007
Get the pornitratedmug. There was this guy in front of me whose bumper was covered with funny ass stickers...I almost hit him because I was bumpergating him.
by Geoff Lilley January 24, 2008
Get the bumpergatingmug.