Geoff L.'s definitions

thunder arms

noun: Big fatty arms on a relatively skinny girl. See Hilary Duff.

"Man, Hillary Duff would be hot, save for those thunder arms," - Weirdo

"Fuck no, she's nasty." - Normal person

by Geoff L. January 3, 2006

dig

Noun, A beat-nik's motto, or way of life. Things are never good or bad, beautiful or ugly - all must be dug. For instance, the Beatles - people will always dig them. On the other hand Devo, was only meant to be dug at the time.

"Man, I'm gonna go kill myself," - Random SPHS student.
"Just Dig," - Matt

by Geoff L. November 23, 2005

press junk-it

Verb, to speak without thinking to reporters or members of the press. Famous press junkers are Bob Dylan and Terrell Owens. The term was first coined in Zach Braff's Garden State.

"What was your dream job growing up?" - Reporter
"To be a waitress," - Dylan

"What are you going to do here in Denmark?" - Reporter
"Look for Hamlet's castle," - Dylan

Dylan could really press junk-it.

by Geoff L. November 22, 2005

shart

The transition phase between defecating and flatulation.

I sharted when the pretty girl looked over at me.

by Geoff L. October 5, 2005

Darwin Fish

The atheist thinky-man's comeback to the Jesus Fish. An 'evolved' fish that sports legs, one places it artfully on their car.

"Hey, that guy just put a Darwin Fish on his Corvair!"

"Must be Ralph Nader."

by Geoff L. September 16, 2005

Rubber Soul

The sixth studio album by the Beatles, released in Winter 1965. Rubber Soul is considered the turning point in the band's career, the Brit-Pop was now being intermingled with Dylanesque folk, distortion guitar, and minor psychedelia. Tracks are as follows:

1. Drive My Car
2. Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
3. You Won't See Me
4. Nowhere Man
5. Think for Yourself
6. Word
7. Michelle
8. What Goes On
9. Girl
10. I'm Looking Through You
11. In My Life
12. Wait
13. If I Needed Someone
14. Run for Your Life

The times for playing Rubber Soul:
1. Driving
2. Making Love
3. Making love while driving

by Geoff L. August 31, 2005

Chris Martin

Frontman for the best band in the world, Coldplay. Sings in a tenor and a high falsetto. Plays piano and acoustic guitar. (He is surprisingly a better guitarist than lead guitarist Jonny Buckland).

Married to actress Gwenyth Paltrow.

Chris Martin is an advocate for the Make Trade Fair corporation, which vows to make the superpowers take down tariffs for third world and developing countries.

Chris Martin is more real than U2's Bono, for he takes on one cause, while Bono supports anything and everything - and comes out looking like a Hypocrite.

by Geoff L. August 31, 2005