Geoff's definitions

Flying

Create a magic carpet, then lie upon thy stichings and bless the lord for what you have done to keep it and not spank your own mother for her wrong doings. Thank You.

"Stop flying!"

by Geoff March 27, 2003

ass biscuit

1.fart
2. releasing something smelly out your bum

i just let out an ass biscuit

by Geoff May 30, 2004

Finest Gentlemen

a compound consisting of the two elements Geoff Ibe & Mike Browne. this form of hottness thrives off of passion and love for music which is R&B.

The new song by the Finest Gentlemen was so bangin, I jus wanna get off my booty and dance!

Finest Gentlemen's wifey tracks make me lay on my bed and start to cry like a girl.

by geoff March 6, 2004

cork

Material that such people as, Sammy Sosa, use in their bats to do better than others.

Sammy Sosa had all his bats x-rayed, but the only cork they found was in his ass.

by Geoff June 17, 2003

pizzle

weed, pot, mary J, dope

"yo, want some pizzle"

"sure nigga lets go smoke"

by Geoff March 29, 2004

shamed

When your friend passes out from drinking, and someone draws words and pictures on their face/body. They awake the next morning, with visible reminders never to drink that much again.

-Walter passed out.
-Let's shame him.

by geoff May 14, 2005

druthers

Preference

If I had my druthers, I'd be sailing on the Bay with a beer in my fist right now instead of doing the f*&@%$! month-end stock-taking.

by Geoff September 13, 2003