Geoff's definitions

front shelf disease

the inability to see something right in front of you

-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease

by Geoff January 2, 2006

dang kids

like kids these days but quicker

dang kids!

by geoff March 10, 2003

KD

An incredibly homosexual man who loves to have all of his orfices penetrated with big man meat

Woah dude, I saw this gay porn the other day, the guy was such a KD!

by Geoff October 13, 2003

wazzzup!!!

to say hi or sup, or to be exited

wazzzup!!!

by geoff March 9, 2003

mushburger

A particularly gnarly wave that thrashes the surfer.

Dude, that thing was mushburger.

by geoff July 8, 2005

sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

by geoff May 20, 2005

cavitate

the empty, cavernous hole in your chest feeling, when your girlfriend dumps you.
can last two days or two weeks depending on how into her you were.

dude to his friend: ya my GF dumped me, and now two days later she's banging this guy we know, this pain in my chest, I just feel cavitated.

by GEoff June 9, 2014