Geoff's definitions

sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

by geoff May 20, 2005

fps

Frames Per Second. The general benchmark for computer performance in a video game. Refers to the number of times the image on a computer monitor gets refreshed per second. 60 fps is generally the benchmark for acceptable performance; that provides a buffer for when the action in a game gets heavier.

My old crapper of a computer only gets 20 fps in Quake 3.

by Geoff January 19, 2003

webcomic

A comic published on the internet; for example, Penny Arcade or 8-Bit Theater.

I was reading my favorite webcomic when you interrupted me.

by Geoff January 19, 2003

fart

1. the releasing of an ass biscuit
2. to rip ass

i farted in that kid's face and he did not appreciate it

by Geoff October 15, 2006

dont hate

to say dont make fun of, to tell to be nice, something random to get someones attention

whoa dont hate on me i am G.P.

by geoff March 9, 2003

Lets roll

to go to move (used by me before 9/11)

lets roll

by geoff March 9, 2003

Nag-Tag

When you write gay on your hand with chalk and then apply your hand to the jacket or sweatshirt of another it will imprint a the word "gay" on the jacket or sweatshirt.

Make sure your write it backwards, for if you don't you will have "yag" written on your fellow friend.

by Geoff March 14, 2003