8 definitions by GentleOnJames
The act of performing the 69 position with the woman on top, where she explodes with shit all over the man's face, with or without warning or consent.
Man: "I had a one night stand last night and I thought we were doing the 69 position, but she did the shitsty-nine position on me. I'm no longer psychologically able to be intimate with women."
by GentleOnJames January 26, 2017
Man: "Can I get the 2 eggs, scrambled, and add 8 extra eggs to that?"
Waitress: "So you want 10 total?"
Man: "Yes."
Co-worker: "He ate 10 eggs at breakfast this morning."
Man: "I ate a dime of eggs."
Waitress: "So you want 10 total?"
Man: "Yes."
Co-worker: "He ate 10 eggs at breakfast this morning."
Man: "I ate a dime of eggs."
by GentleOnJames July 13, 2014
Friend 1: "Where's Tommy?"
Friend 2: "He's with your mom."
Friend 1: "Dude, my mom's dead."
Friend 2: "Yeah... he's boning bones."
Friend 2: "He's with your mom."
Friend 1: "Dude, my mom's dead."
Friend 2: "Yeah... he's boning bones."
by GentleOnJames November 30, 2016
The most poetic way to describe when you cut yourself, put a Band-Aid Brand Adhesive Bandage on it, and your blood seeps through the honeycomb patterned gauze.
Woman: "My son fell down and scraped his knee, I put a band-aid on it and now his blood is running through the honeycomb."
Man: "I cut my finger and put a band-aid on it... and now the blood runs through the honeycomb."
Man: "I cut my finger and put a band-aid on it... and now the blood runs through the honeycomb."
by GentleOnJames August 18, 2014
A mood that you drink like a smoothie.
Source of inspiration: BoJack Horseman S1:E12; Mr. Peanut Butter and Todd pitch BoJack an idea for a business venture involving drinking moods.
Source of inspiration: BoJack Horseman S1:E12; Mr. Peanut Butter and Todd pitch BoJack an idea for a business venture involving drinking moods.
BoJack: "I don't understand, how do you drink a mood?"
Todd: "Like a smoothie."
BoJack: "So it is a smoothie?"
Todd: "No, it's a smoodie, a mood that you drink."
BoJack: "How do you drink a mood?"
Mr. Peanut Butter: "Like a smoothie."
BoJack: "But do you buy it in a store? What are the physical attributes?"
Todd: "We Haven't worked out all the kinks yet."
Todd: "Like a smoothie."
BoJack: "So it is a smoothie?"
Todd: "No, it's a smoodie, a mood that you drink."
BoJack: "How do you drink a mood?"
Mr. Peanut Butter: "Like a smoothie."
BoJack: "But do you buy it in a store? What are the physical attributes?"
Todd: "We Haven't worked out all the kinks yet."
by GentleOnJames August 28, 2014
A euphemism for having sex with a woman in the missionary position, with her legs "pushed back" over her shoulders/head.
Source of inspiration: A rap song of the same name by Young Mizzle and Lil Rico Ft. Mike Deezy.
Source of inspiration: A rap song of the same name by Young Mizzle and Lil Rico Ft. Mike Deezy.
"We in the studio, a room full of hoes. They getting high as fuck taking off they clothes. She wanna fuck me cause she seen us at the show. So I push her legs back and make the bed crack."
by GentleOnJames September 7, 2014
Not actually friends, strangers.
Source of inspiration: American Dad S9:E6; Roger Explains how he knows Shaun White at a party.
Source of inspiration: American Dad S9:E6; Roger Explains how he knows Shaun White at a party.
Roger: "This is one of the craziest parties I've ever been to, and as you know I'm friends, I'm friendly, I'm... I'm friendsly with Shaun White."
by GentleOnJames November 30, 2016