General Spoon's definitions

Teledextrus

To use anothers hands.

Like Omnidextrus or ambidextrus

He is using my hands, must be teledextrus.

by General Spoon May 4, 2008

Tard

Shorted version of Bastard or retard. Used to describe someone who is being an idiot.

Also see Fucktard.

"you are such a tard"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

To the Pub

A phrase used in theatre by the technical team to signal the end of any task

"thats done, now to the pub!

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Meat

A term for any food.

Also see Pie

"you want some meat?"
while offering bread

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Gay baby

Used to describe an arkward silence in conversation.

"Every Arkward silence, A gay baby is born" is how the saying supposedly goes.

"ooo, a gay baby was just born"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Fucktard

A cross between Fuck and Bastard to produce a more serious insult than Bastard. Generally used to descri be someone who performs an act that is considered stupid.

"You are such a Fucktard"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Wasser

Word for Toilet using the German for Water.

See also: Wass

"i am just nipping to the Wasser"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008