Secret Santa Sex

When a group of friends or co-workers draw names out of a hat to decide who has sex with whom at the Christmas party.

I was hoping to draw Susie from accounting for my Secret Santa Sex but I drew Pat from shipping instead. I hope Pat's a girl.

by Gearls December 24, 2008

Slap the taste out of your mouth

Phrase used to try and get someone to stop or not do something that you really do not find appropriate.

Boy, if you don't stop hitting your sister I am going to slap the taste out of your mouth.

by Gearls December 20, 2008

Ass Crank

When you use anal sex to get a girl moving sexually.

Becky was just laying there like a dead girl so I pulled it out and gave her an Ass Crank. She came to life then. We did it all night mostly with her on top. She came 8 times. A good ass cranking can get a girl started.

by Gearls March 06, 2009

Seed Spreader

Guy who has unprotected Sex with multiple girls (either at the same time or over a period of time) causing multiple births with different mothers. He may or may not be aware of the offspring. Also known as Johnny Seed Spreader

Sarah, you stay away from Josh he is a known Seed Spreader and has at least four babies and that's just the one's I know.

by Gearls March 06, 2009

Women Crazy

When a girl is not really crazy, just average crazy like all women.

I really think Becky is Crazy, and I don't mean just Women Crazy. That bitch is psycho crazy.

by Gearls January 07, 2009

Spunk Spreader

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.

Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.

by Gearls March 06, 2009

Ass Wedge

The Penis, When used to loosen a tighter than normal anal passage.

Becky, used to have a tight butt, until I put the Ass Wedge in there.

by Gearls March 06, 2009