Gearls's definitions

Spunk Spreader

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.

Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.

by Gearls March 6, 2009

Women Crazy

When a girl is not really crazy, just average crazy like all women.

I really think Becky is Crazy, and I don't mean just Women Crazy. That bitch is psycho crazy.

by Gearls January 7, 2009

Ass Crank

When you use anal sex to get a girl moving sexually.

Becky was just laying there like a dead girl so I pulled it out and gave her an Ass Crank. She came to life then. We did it all night mostly with her on top. She came 8 times. A good ass cranking can get a girl started.

by Gearls March 6, 2009

Ass Wedge

The Penis, When used to loosen a tighter than normal anal passage.

Becky, used to have a tight butt, until I put the Ass Wedge in there.

by Gearls March 6, 2009

crack texting

To sit for hours texting back and forth with one or more people about nothing just for the sake of texting. It is as if you can't stop, you need it, just like crack.

I tried to talk to susie while we were out, but she was so busy crack texting that I left with this guy I met there.

by Gearls April 26, 2008

Cordless Screwdriver

Shot of Vodka with a orange wedge

Susie should stick to beer. She drank so many Cordless Screwdrivers that she is hitting on the Tusker over by the pool table.

by Gearls December 20, 2008

Tusker

Dude with a erect penis that shows through his pants or shorts. Often seen in bars and clubs full of hot young women grinding and dancing.

Look at that tusker. The girls are all getting a kick out of rubbing up against it and than going and laughing amongst themselves.

by Gearls April 25, 2008