5 definitions by Gazcap
It's when you're uncomfortable with your penis - its size (too small or too big), it's shape or maybe even its smell.
Gary was in his underwear and felt 'cock conscious'. Tom was swimming in his speedos when a female lifeguard started to talk him, he felt embarrassed and 'cock conscious'.
by Gazcap May 31, 2023
Also known as R.S this syndrome is when anything another individual does repulses you.
It has effected every one of us at one point or another in our lives. There is no foundation, rationale nor cure and when affected it's difficult to disguise.
The most common cause is after sexual relationships with an individual you no longer want sexual relations with. Their very being repulses you - the way they breath, a slight blemish, the way they hello or god forbid their touch. Other common causes include but are not limited to:
a) work mates whose opinions are irrelevant and whom you ignore at any cost
b) family members, particular old and / or extended who's smell never seems to leave
It has effected every one of us at one point or another in our lives. There is no foundation, rationale nor cure and when affected it's difficult to disguise.
The most common cause is after sexual relationships with an individual you no longer want sexual relations with. Their very being repulses you - the way they breath, a slight blemish, the way they hello or god forbid their touch. Other common causes include but are not limited to:
a) work mates whose opinions are irrelevant and whom you ignore at any cost
b) family members, particular old and / or extended who's smell never seems to leave
I recently dated Penelope who's perfect in every way - pretty, awesome body, funny and intelligent. We dated for a few weeks and now I have repulsive syndrome (R.S).
I'd never previously noticed that she has a hairy top lip, I know she's got a dark complexion but its almost like a full on moustache. As awesome as her body is that beauty spot on her forearm needs to be operated on, I think its actually grown since I met her.
I'd never previously noticed that she has a hairy top lip, I know she's got a dark complexion but its almost like a full on moustache. As awesome as her body is that beauty spot on her forearm needs to be operated on, I think its actually grown since I met her.
by Gazcap October 9, 2013
When you make an SEO focused change to your website and Google doesn't know what to do. One minute you rank better in the Search Results Pages SERP's and the next you drop out.
by Gazcap November 13, 2019
Mike was doing a great work and nothing ever slipped. He's "Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners".
by Gazcap October 31, 2022
A Scandinavian drinking game that can be played by two or more players.
Played in a circle the participants hit a beer can against their head twice with considerable impact (hence duff duff) and then pass the same beer can to their left. The next participant does the same and that continues until the can springs a leak.
The person whose head caused the leak then needs to open the can and down it.
The player to the loser's left takes a fresh can and the game continues.
Played in a circle the participants hit a beer can against their head twice with considerable impact (hence duff duff) and then pass the same beer can to their left. The next participant does the same and that continues until the can springs a leak.
The person whose head caused the leak then needs to open the can and down it.
The player to the loser's left takes a fresh can and the game continues.
This drinking game should only be played by skilled experts.
Duff Duff is often played at men only events such as but not limited to: camping trips, bucks parties and festivals.
Duff Duff is often played at men only events such as but not limited to: camping trips, bucks parties and festivals.
by Gazcap January 25, 2012