A knobhead on wheels, is the kind of person, who drives round areas, usually with passengers. There are two types of nobhead on wheels. The conservative nobhead- This is the person who drives with 1 male passenger in the front, who usually, has his window down, and a tab out the window, and casually yells fuck off at people he passes. The semi-conservative nobhead- is the person who usually has a bunch of fat sluts, in the back, and a mate in the front. These drivers are usually on their way for a gangbang. The driver beeps their horn, and the sluts stick up fingers out of the back windows.
by Gaz April 08, 2005
ME "Hey Riaz, I heard you shoved a carrot up yo' ass"
RIAZ "Er, yeah"
ME "I got a pic of you doing it"
RIAZ "Oh, seen"
RIAZ "Er, yeah"
ME "I got a pic of you doing it"
RIAZ "Oh, seen"
by Gaz March 02, 2004
Any houmourless twat with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.
by Gaz January 12, 2005
"I phoned Ali to see if he was coming out, but he was at the gym again. The guy's such a f**king jogger.
by Gaz October 10, 2004