Nobhead on wheels

A knobhead on wheels, is the kind of person, who drives round areas, usually with passengers. There are two types of nobhead on wheels. The conservative nobhead- This is the person who drives with 1 male passenger in the front, who usually, has his window down, and a tab out the window, and casually yells fuck off at people he passes. The semi-conservative nobhead- is the person who usually has a bunch of fat sluts, in the back, and a mate in the front. These drivers are usually on their way for a gangbang. The driver beeps their horn, and the sluts stick up fingers out of the back windows.

Tonight were the victim of a verbal attack, by a nobhead on wheels

by Gaz April 08, 2005

oh seen

A daft phrase used by Riaz in order to communicate when something has been understood.

ME "Hey Riaz, I heard you shoved a carrot up yo' ass"
RIAZ "Er, yeah"
ME "I got a pic of you doing it"
RIAZ "Oh, seen"

by Gaz March 02, 2004

gobshite

The name for a resident of London

Fucking cockney gobshite

by Gaz January 12, 2005

manc

Inhabitant of the city of Manchester.

Any houmourless twat with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.

by Gaz January 12, 2005

bearded clam

bushy vagina

man shes got a fuckin' bearded clam

by gaz April 04, 2003

loon

Slang for masturbating

"stop looning twig!"

by Gaz July 17, 2003

jogger

One who is unhealthily obsessed with fitness and health.

"I phoned Ali to see if he was coming out, but he was at the gym again. The guy's such a f**king jogger.

by Gaz October 10, 2004