Gaz's definitions

jogger

One who is unhealthily obsessed with fitness and health.

"I phoned Ali to see if he was coming out, but he was at the gym again. The guy's such a f**king jogger.

by Gaz October 10, 2004

leather headed womb bat

the equipment used by a male to impregnate a female and also to have a piss!

also known as a penis, cock, knob, willy, dick, tadger, jolly rodger, sausage, meat, beef, one eyed snake and trumpet!!!

by GAZ September 21, 2004

manc

Inhabitant of the city of Manchester.

Any houmourless twat with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.

by Gaz January 12, 2005

Startled

Super Gay person!

<sunin>Shall i do my nails today or tomorrow ?

by Gaz July 7, 2003

sk8r boi

A way of writing skater boy mostly used by a chav who has decided it would be cool to "skateboard" and be different to ther friends (I know its rare) to get some laughs.

They are generally wankers.

Q: sup bruv I is well a sk8r boi ay I?
A: no, you are a cunt now fuck off and get a job.

by Gaz April 18, 2005

wog

If you are in Liverpool, a wog is a black person, and italians are iy-tai's, whilst other dark skinned are paki's or wops.

by Gaz June 10, 2006

Bumalaranting

phat or propa good... boom ting

"dat song iz propa bumalaranting"
"dat skirt u wearin iz ra bumalaranting!"

by gaz March 7, 2005