Gaz's definitions

Smiti

A girl who takes you on adventures to Gants Hill when you thought you were only going shopping.

"Hey Smiti, where are you taking me?"

by Gaz February 23, 2004

evilmarq

An unknown, when pandoras box was open evilmarq escaped, it is the unknown 8th plague.

<evilmarq> you've an awful disease, and will die tomorrow?

by Gaz July 4, 2003

intimate rest

To have a wank.

Im just goin for an intimate rest clarts.

by Gaz April 22, 2004

shades

Insulting name for police in Limerick, Ireland

I committed a crime so I had to hide from the shades

by gaz January 5, 2005

wengmastachung

some one who is born as the master.

Jake: damn right i'm wengmasterchung.
Snoop: but you's white?
jake: hell yeah, i'm white and i'm hung better than you.
Snoop: fo' shizzle, you masterful weng shames my tiny black willie.
Jake: fo' shizzle.

by Gaz May 15, 2003

sk8r boi

A way of writing skater boy mostly used by a chav who has decided it would be cool to "skateboard" and be different to ther friends (I know its rare) to get some laughs.

They are generally wankers.

Q: sup bruv I is well a sk8r boi ay I?
A: no, you are a cunt now fuck off and get a job.

by Gaz April 18, 2005

th'

Shortend North English vairient of th'word "the".

"Th'ospital is just down th'road"

by Gaz May 30, 2003