Gaz's definitions

uned

An uned is short for an uneducated person. Usually somebody with no qualifications who lives in a council area, and is dependant on benefits. Most chavers are uneds, as they have no education. Uneds are often seen around streets drinking and in chaver cars.

God did you see that woman on trishia, she was an uned.

Last night an uned on wheels, beeped his horn at me, and stuck his fingers up, yelling fuck off, at the top of his voice.

by Gaz April 8, 2005

onionise

To throw vegetables at strangers

'Bill you just onionised the local MP dude!'

by Gaz April 7, 2005

sk8r boi

A way of writing skater boy mostly used by a chav who has decided it would be cool to "skateboard" and be different to ther friends (I know its rare) to get some laughs.

They are generally wankers.

Q: sup bruv I is well a sk8r boi ay I?
A: no, you are a cunt now fuck off and get a job.

by Gaz April 18, 2005

wog

If you are in Liverpool, a wog is a black person, and italians are iy-tai's, whilst other dark skinned are paki's or wops.

by Gaz June 10, 2006

intimate rest

To have a wank.

Im just goin for an intimate rest clarts.

by Gaz April 22, 2004

shades

Insulting name for police in Limerick, Ireland

I committed a crime so I had to hide from the shades

by gaz January 5, 2005

loon

Slang for masturbating

"stop looning twig!"

by Gaz July 17, 2003