Gaz's definitions

beaut

slang (Liverpool UK)
a silly person, a fool a gimp, an arsehole.

Alex Ferguson is a total fucking beaut

by Gaz August 28, 2003

Thong

The sexiest thing in the world when shown over jeans or hipsters

by GaZ April 1, 2003

roost

To get up and leave.

"Are we roosing to another pub?"

by Gaz May 30, 2003

napster

File Transfer server which was brought down by its own popularity and Metallica, but who cares? Metallica rock, and Napster sucked compared to Kazaa Lite.

Kid: "Napster has been shut down."
Hetfield: "Thank fuck for that!"
Kid: "You bastard! I'll never listen to Metallica again!"
Hetfield: "Yeah, that's what they all said..."

by Gaz September 16, 2003

uned

An uned is short for an uneducated person. Usually somebody with no qualifications who lives in a council area, and is dependant on benefits. Most chavers are uneds, as they have no education. Uneds are often seen around streets drinking and in chaver cars.

God did you see that woman on trishia, she was an uned.

Last night an uned on wheels, beeped his horn at me, and stuck his fingers up, yelling fuck off, at the top of his voice.

by Gaz April 8, 2005

Cuntmuffin

A Cunt of a bran variety

by Gaz September 24, 2003

Smiti

A girl who takes you on adventures to Gants Hill when you thought you were only going shopping.

"Hey Smiti, where are you taking me?"

by Gaz February 23, 2004