Gaz's definitions

sk8r boi

A way of writing skater boy mostly used by a chav who has decided it would be cool to "skateboard" and be different to ther friends (I know its rare) to get some laughs.

They are generally wankers.

Q: sup bruv I is well a sk8r boi ay I?
A: no, you are a cunt now fuck off and get a job.

by Gaz April 18, 2005

gobshite

The name for a resident of London

Fucking cockney gobshite

by Gaz January 12, 2005

Cuntmuffin

A Cunt of a bran variety

by Gaz September 24, 2003

giis

Good, or impressive. General excitement.

Giis, I got new PS2 game.

by Gaz September 14, 2003

Smiti

A girl who takes you on adventures to Gants Hill when you thought you were only going shopping.

"Hey Smiti, where are you taking me?"

by Gaz February 23, 2004

uned

An uned is short for an uneducated person. Usually somebody with no qualifications who lives in a council area, and is dependant on benefits. Most chavers are uneds, as they have no education. Uneds are often seen around streets drinking and in chaver cars.

God did you see that woman on trishia, she was an uned.

Last night an uned on wheels, beeped his horn at me, and stuck his fingers up, yelling fuck off, at the top of his voice.

by Gaz April 8, 2005

old cunt

A Victorian description for a worn out East End slapper. Normally charged less than a half-penny for their services.

"I only get a penny a time for my old cunnie"

by Gaz May 13, 2005