Gaz's definitions

Alcatrazistic

a feeling of imrpisonment and with no escape.

my workplace is alcatazistic

by Gaz July 22, 2003

hipocrocapig

Very ugly woman who looks like Anne Widecombe would look if her face had been set alight and the flames put out with a shovel

I must have been pissed last night i ended up with a real hipocrocapig

by Gaz September 3, 2003

Quista

Proper good food (see nosh)

Argh that quista stopped my stomach rumbling

by Gaz December 13, 2003

event horizon

The thing that comes out of the stargate wen it its diales makes a woosh kind of sound.

Teal'c watch out for the event horizon

by gaz January 24, 2004

onionise

To throw vegetables at strangers

'Bill you just onionised the local MP dude!'

by Gaz April 7, 2005

beaut

slang (Liverpool UK)
a silly person, a fool a gimp, an arsehole.

Alex Ferguson is a total fucking beaut

by Gaz August 28, 2003

Thong

The sexiest thing in the world when shown over jeans or hipsters

by GaZ April 1, 2003