Gaz's definitions

Alcatrazistic

a feeling of imrpisonment and with no escape.

my workplace is alcatazistic

by Gaz July 22, 2003

hipocrocapig

Very ugly woman who looks like Anne Widecombe would look if her face had been set alight and the flames put out with a shovel

I must have been pissed last night i ended up with a real hipocrocapig

by Gaz September 3, 2003

Git

All the other people suck. It means your mother is a hooker...seriously...not hard. Thats what it means. Not stupid or an arsehole...just that yo mamma is on the game. People use it when somone is a cunt, like most swear words..but thats not what most of them mean.

"Man, apple martin, thats one fucked up name, and I heard yo mammas a right git?"
"Fucking right man, have you seen Vanilla sky?"

"You are a git, yes you, the one reading this, you may not know, but yo mamma is not where you think she is, shes in my friend's bed..."

by Gaz May 19, 2005

bunny

A word to describe one's homosexual relationship with a man.

Sugar is Gaz's Bunny. He likes the cock!

by Gaz February 3, 2003

event horizon

The thing that comes out of the stargate wen it its diales makes a woosh kind of sound.

Teal'c watch out for the event horizon

by gaz January 24, 2004

thug life

stands for The Hatred u Give Little Infants f*~k everyone

doesn't need 1 its a direct quote

by Gaz February 11, 2005

pohm

The correct way to say Pom or pomme or pommy...both of which the Australians use to describe english people. Which is entirely inaccurate in itself because POHm means prisoner of her majesty and we all know that originally the aussies were the convicts britain didnt want any more. So its rather an ironic word for them to use...pohm is what we should be calling them, but we are far too cultured for that so they may remain those aussie bastards :D

Just kidding guys :)

Australian : We just kicked those pohm arses at cricket
Englishman : Bugger off

by Gaz September 21, 2005