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semencilization

The process in which semen is shot.
Pronounced suh-men-sil-uh-zay-shun.
Man, his semencilization took a really long time today.
by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008
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Speed Round

Quickly switching between the hand gestures for Goatse and Mr. Hands. In some cases, the gesture for fisting lessons may be included.
Did you know that Jake currently holds the Speed Round world record with a time of 32.63 seconds?
by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008
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Cellular-semenation

When giz is placed onto a random cellular telephone. When the phone is used at a later date, it is sticky and does not work properly.
Man, my phone has had some serious cellular-semenation done to it. There are only a few people who would do such a thing: Roger, Lee, and Ben.
by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008
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fag badge

A characteristic that lets you know that if a certain person is a definite fag, such as having too many pictures of oneself, watching too much Star Wars, or listening to Fall Out Boy.
Person 1: Did you see how many pictures he had of himself?
Person 2: Looks like a fag badge to me.
Person 1: You think so?
Person 2: Yeah, I see it all the time. It's a common one.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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golden penis

One who possesses a MarioCock and can use it and all of its magnificent powers to seduce girls. Also available at Walmart.
Yes! They finally have golden penis back in stock!
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
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MAC

An incredibly fine soccer player.
I think that might be a MAC that just scored.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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volleyball

A series of events where a bunch of girls bend over in really tight shorts. In most cases, they are usually horny athletes.
God, volleyball is the best sport ever.
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
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