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fag badge

A characteristic that lets you know that if a certain person is a definite fag, such as having too many pictures of oneself, watching too much Star Wars, or listening to Fall Out Boy.
Person 1: Did you see how many pictures he had of himself?
Person 2: Looks like a fag badge to me.
Person 1: You think so?
Person 2: Yeah, I see it all the time. It's a common one.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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golden penis

One who possesses a MarioCock and can use it and all of its magnificent powers to seduce girls. Also available at Walmart.
Yes! They finally have golden penis back in stock!
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
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Super Shitter

One who constantly takes shits on completely random objects. These items may include, but are not limited to: turtle shells, watermelons, and Tom Brokaw.
Tony is such a Super Shitter! He took a dump all over my Jack Russell Terrier!
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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royal slurpee

A synonym for anal slurpee, but with a slight amount of orange juice being added towards the end.
Jonny needs to stop giving away a royal slurpee to every guy he knows.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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cock table

A device that is able to consume a cock and/or envelop a cock. Normally used for masturbation or intense homoerotic intercourse.
That girl Kelsey sure is a cock table. I went right into her and she didn't even notice!
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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hetero-rejection

Getting rejected by the opposite and same sex simultaneously.
He is really suffering from hetero-rejection today.
by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008
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cock slopping

where one does not know how to handle the emensity of his/her cock
Stop cock slopping over there and learn how to control that thing
by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008
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