Gary Coleman IV's definitions

asshole tear

Where someone with a very wide cock induces anal penetration and the receiver's skin tears around the asshole.

Peter had a pretty large asshole tear. I'm not sure if it will heal this time.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

girl

An item used to satisfy the man emotionally and sexually. Preferably sexy or fine.

I really want to bone that girl Kelsey.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

Speed Round

Quickly switching between the hand gestures for Goatse and Mr. Hands. In some cases, the gesture for fisting lessons may be included.

Did you know that Jake currently holds the Speed Round world record with a time of 32.63 seconds?

by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008

Cellular-semenation

When giz is placed onto a random cellular telephone. When the phone is used at a later date, it is sticky and does not work properly.

Man, my phone has had some serious cellular-semenation done to it. There are only a few people who would do such a thing: Roger, Lee, and Ben.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

Plasmatic

Sperm or Giz to which is very sticky.

Please, Mr. President, plasmatic all over my face.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Introretrogestion

The act of inserting foodstuffs into the anal cavity, as means of eating.

Did you know Randy practices introretrogestion now? I saw him get a whole turkey in there!

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

anal respiration

When you get beat up so bad that you have to breath out of your asshole.

That kid looks really fucked up. He is probably using anal respiration right now.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008