Gary Coleman IV's definitions

anal publisher

One who publishes pictures of his/her pulverized anus.

Man, that goatse guy is a really good anal publisher.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

uber-ejaculation

An ejaculation by a male or female exceeding 11 fluid ounces.

After Jerry saw that her chest had been showered in a mass amount of hot creamy giz, he immediately knew that it was the result of uber-ejaculation.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Cellular-semenation

When giz is placed onto a random cellular telephone. When the phone is used at a later date, it is sticky and does not work properly.

Man, my phone has had some serious cellular-semenation done to it. There are only a few people who would do such a thing: Roger, Lee, and Ben.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

semencilization

The process in which semen is shot.
Pronounced suh-men-sil-uh-zay-shun.

Man, his semencilization took a really long time today.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

Speed Round

Quickly switching between the hand gestures for Goatse and Mr. Hands. In some cases, the gesture for fisting lessons may be included.

Did you know that Jake currently holds the Speed Round world record with a time of 32.63 seconds?

by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008

SFS

A very unorthodox way of describing something as absolutely the worst piece of garbage you have ever encountered.

Man, that band we saw last night was SFS.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

girl

An item used to satisfy the man emotionally and sexually. Preferably sexy or fine.

I really want to bone that girl Kelsey.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008