Gary's definitions

bad dog

While screwing a girl in the ass, you pull out and blow the load on the floor. Proceed to rub the girls face in it, while saying "bad dog".

She was being a bitch so I gave her a bad dog.

by gary December 2, 2003

Red Menace

A red parasite that clings to the host's head, draining the host of logic, common sense, and style.

"Al acts like a fool, he has clearly been taken by the Red Menace."

by Gary December 8, 2003

sky dump

The act of shitting from a ceiling fan or step ladder (preferably 12ft.) onto ones face and/or chest. (Altitudes may vary.)

Jon watched as the steam rose off mary's chest after releasing a juicy sky dump from his brand new 12ft. step ladder.

by gary May 13, 2005

parlay

To remove ones friend from a room you are sharing with them, no questions asked, when you bring a girl back to the aforementioned room.

"Buuza, I'm calling parlay on you"

by Gary April 12, 2005

beastow

saviour. hero.
superior to simpletons.
higher rank in the ladder, but treats
all equal. rare and fragile.

hey how ya doing beastow ?

by Gary February 24, 2004

Ingle

A selfish, inconsiderate, spoilt bastard. Someone who never considers anyone else except themselves.
Someone who would stitch you up at the slightest chance to get a lay.
Someone who would happily ruin your chances with pulling someone, cos he would be convinced they find him attractive and enjoy his oafish behaviour.

"What, he never paid you back? What an ingle"

by Gary March 6, 2004

penis

a kid called staurt

hey, staurt is a total penis

by gary July 4, 2003