Gary's definitions

pharlei

1) a chick who is a combination of fat and ugly.

2) a chick who was a fat lay.

geezz what a pharlei...

by Gary May 2, 2005

rimmed

Licked someone's ... erm ... "out hole" Kinda the opposite of french kissing ^^

I rimmed Britney Spears... I feel so dirty.

by Gary November 29, 2003

Shants

To short for pants, to long for shorts. Shants

Garrett wears shants cause is family is to poor to buy pants.

by Gary June 6, 2003

Don Zimmer

Portly fat bastard, and former assistant coach of the world's most hated team. Used as a bowling ball by the great Pedro. Looks like Jabba the Hut.

I hope I never end up looking like Don Zimmer.

by Gary April 23, 2004

Top shelf

High quality alcohol. The most expensive of it's type.

Get me a Grey Goose and cranberry. I only drink top shelf Vodka.


person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!

person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.

by Gary October 21, 2004

Hand job

To do a job by hand, as opposed to machinery.

"You can use this control panel to fix the sauna if you like."
"Nah, this hot, wet, baby can only be fixed with a handjob!

by Gary April 24, 2005

Down Fighting

The act of buying, selling and trading people who have Down syndrome in the art of making them fight one another.

Once you acquire some Down people, dress them in medieval armor and give them weapons and make them fight one another!

"Did you go to that Down fight last night? Ricky sure is a downtard but he can swing a mace like a mother!"

by Gary October 6, 2004