Gary's definitions

Flipper

The female sex organ. vagina pussy

I haven't gotten any flipper in a while.

by gary December 28, 2003

Shimmy

To avoid work or to dodge responsibility

Joe really shimmied out of that task

by Gary May 13, 2005

parlay

To remove ones friend from a room you are sharing with them, no questions asked, when you bring a girl back to the aforementioned room.

"Buuza, I'm calling parlay on you"

by Gary April 12, 2005

Ass Shoes

What Dave May eats.

"Hey Chris what does Dave May eat?"
"Ass Shoes!"

by Gary November 24, 2003

sky dump

The act of shitting from a ceiling fan or step ladder (preferably 12ft.) onto ones face and/or chest. (Altitudes may vary.)

Jon watched as the steam rose off mary's chest after releasing a juicy sky dump from his brand new 12ft. step ladder.

by gary May 13, 2005

blarg

The single greatest word in the history of the universe. Incredibly versatile, can be used in nearly any situation. Also, the exact opposite of hingo.

"Blarg! That was awesome!"
"Awww, blarg, that was terrible."
"Blarg is good."

by Gary August 28, 2004

Punk rock skater

Someone who listens to bands like blink182 and greenday. wears baggy jeans and baggy tops, usualy a huddy with the name of one of the above bands on. skateboards.

cant think of one so meh!

by Gary September 28, 2004