Gary's definitions

inverted penis

When some bitch is all nasty like a hoe ass hoe bitch and you start to get a boner at first cuz she looks got then shes a stanky bitch and ur shit goes inverted and basically turns into a vagina.

Ah, that bitch was nasty, i got an inverted penis now, fuck fuckity fuck fuck, damn bitch.

or

Gary: Hey t-bag tom? is that bitch makin ur penis inverted?
Tom: Ha, yup!

by Gary January 25, 2005

ABD

already been done...

your buddy points out a girl and you say she's an "ABD". he should run away quickly.

by gary February 14, 2005

runner

Someone who runs at a decent pace, on all terrain, in all weathers, because they want to.
'not a fucking jogger OK'

As the runner finished his fartlek, with hands on knees, gasping for breath, his neighbour kindly asked," did you have a nice jog?"

Contemplating whether to kindly point out to his neighbour that he was in fact a runner not a jogger, he instead decided to politely reply," fuck off you twat!"

by gary November 23, 2004

pussyburger

a vegan burger

That girl has no hair because she cant get any protein due to the fact that all she eats is pussyburgers and carrots

by gary February 23, 2004

Hizzos

Whores, Sluts, Prostitutes, etc.

Where are my hizzos at!?

by gary October 20, 2002

shang

Means anything you want it to mean.

I am a shang
You are a shang
I want to shang you
Shang me now

by Gary August 19, 2006

razzous

where the guidos come to play.

Lindsey Rigo, you goin to razzous tonight?

by gary June 19, 2005