Gary's definitions

pharlei

1) a chick who is a combination of fat and ugly.

2) a chick who was a fat lay.

geezz what a pharlei...

by Gary May 2, 2005

bad dog

While screwing a girl in the ass, you pull out and blow the load on the floor. Proceed to rub the girls face in it, while saying "bad dog".

She was being a bitch so I gave her a bad dog.

by gary December 2, 2003

gayqueering

Another word for sausage-fest back packing (camping). Originally coined as a term in the San Francisco Bay Area by a Cal student.

We're going gayqueering this weekend.

by Gary December 30, 2004

V.F.A.

Vaginal Flash Assistant

God you are one good V.F.A.

by Gary November 2, 2003

acl

a white, female dog from Cuba

The acl took a dump in the feng shui corner.

by Gary April 11, 2003

blowjob

the best five minutes of silence a married man can ask for.

"She kept on yakking and yakking about her friends that I finally shut her up by having her give me a blowjob."

by Gary March 1, 2004

nerd

One who is of great inteligence but poses and brag about it. Think one is greater then all others becuase they are smarter.(shows off intelgence)

Shut up nerd you think your all that but you can't do crap to nobody.

by Gary October 15, 2006