Gary's definitions

Gaz

Gaz sucks cock

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by Gary June 18, 2003

arse-bandit

A gentleman who rides on the Marmite motorway. A pillow biter. Either a Quarter Back or a Wide Reciever. A botter.

Look at that gentleman he seems to be commiting an act of gross indecency on that other young chap. Yes, he is an arse bandit.

by Gary December 26, 2003

Top shelf

High quality alcohol. The most expensive of it's type.

Get me a Grey Goose and cranberry. I only drink top shelf Vodka.


person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!

person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.

by Gary October 21, 2004

V.F.A.

Vaginal Flash Assistant

God you are one good V.F.A.

by Gary November 2, 2003

nerd

One who is of great inteligence but poses and brag about it. Think one is greater then all others becuase they are smarter.(shows off intelgence)

Shut up nerd you think your all that but you can't do crap to nobody.

by Gary October 15, 2006

nubeerection

The errection aquired from awaking and needing a piss. (other names include morning willy, morning wood and jiffyrection)

I woke up this morning with serious nubeerection

by gary May 13, 2005

Growler

A large glass (bigger than a pint), of beer.

Brooke is already drunk, does she really need another "growler"?

by Gary December 15, 2003