Gary's definitions

quif

taub

you smell like lindas queeif

by gary October 29, 2003

Merry

The stage inbetween Tipsy and Bladdered.

Im not pissed, im just merry!

by gary December 24, 2004

nubeerection

The errection aquired from awaking and needing a piss. (other names include morning willy, morning wood and jiffyrection)

I woke up this morning with serious nubeerection

by gary May 13, 2005