rocky mountain tits

when a girl has implants that ripple and harden.

holy shit them rocky mountain tits are outlandish.

by garrett June 16, 2006

vaganus

This is when a girl has a what appears to be a vagina, but when you open it up, it's actually a anus.

I went to eat her out, but she had a vaganus and I do not toss the salad.

by Garrett November 21, 2004

pet

1. Positron Emission Tomography (or Peritoneal equilibration test) - A special type of X-ray using a radioactive dye which shows areas of the brain that have a higher or lower metabolism than normal. It can sometimes be used when an MRI scan alone is inconclusive.

2. Polyethylene terephthalate - A thermoplastic commonly used for film and also clear plastic bottles.

3. Pupil Evaluation Team - The team responsible for developing the special education service plan for children age 5 to 20.

1. To have a PET Scan.

2. The bottle was made of PET.

3. Get the PET to sort it out.

by Garrett February 03, 2005

Beggum Pardon

Something you say when you don't hear what someone said. Or when in disbelief of what you've just heard.

Go get my shoes. Beggum Pardon? You heard me, go get my shoes.

by Garrett March 26, 2003

Dustin Zamecnik

a stupid little asshole that likes men.

Don't be such a Dustin Zamecnik.

by Garrett December 31, 2003

cowbell

A quote from a Saturday Night Live skit featuring Blue Oyster Cult members recording "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" with a producer telling them to add "more cowbell". A funny pun on the cowbell in the song by BOC.

Billy: "It needs more cowbell!"
Joe: "LOLLERSKATES!"

by Garrett March 29, 2005

manya

Synonym for perfection. Kind of like karma. You stive now to do good deeds so you may return to earth in the state of Manya.

A charitable and benevolent and intelligent person can only hope to one day reach the state of Manya.

by Garrett December 31, 2003