Garrett's definitions

Poops Magee

AKA Shits magee
Poops magee is the polar opposite of tits magee. Poops and tits magee are both the essence of everything but thing that are dumb are called poops/shits magee and things that are sweet are called tits magee

while at movie store

1:Wow man check out this sweet movie
2:Cheerleader ninjas? looks pretty cool
1: No no not that, that one there, A Walk To Remember
2:Sweet jesus i hope your joking
1:nO THat looks pretty damn sweet
1: That is complete poops magee you know what that in fact shits magee light you, queebo ass bitch.
(Person one beats person two to deatch with the cheerleader ninja dvd)

by Garrett February 9, 2005

The Stud Saucer

When a guy puts a chick on his dick, smacks her upside the head and spins her 360-style while she's on the knob.

"Last night, Colleen came over to borrow a cup of sugar. Instead, I gave her some Dramamine and spun her ass around the Stud Saucer!!!"

by Garrett May 13, 2005

grassy zebra

you are screwing a black woman on the grass and you pull out and cumm in stripes.

i was screwin some ebony booty and decided to pull a grassy zebra

by garrett April 22, 2004

Sneaky Peete

When in the midst of a thumb war, one participant uses his or her pointer finger to pin the opponent's thumb.

I almost lost but then I used the sneaky peete manuever to win the match.

by Garrett April 26, 2004

cumjizzfuckshit

a combination of the words "cumjizzfuckshit"

you're a cum jizz fuck shit!

by garrett May 9, 2004

Fanshmabulastic

Awesome or wonderful. It is a mixture of fantastic, fabulous, and the sound shma.

Bill: "Hey, I just found a 20 on the ground, that's fanshmabulastic."

by Garrett May 10, 2004

dumbing down

The act of taking a product and watering down elements of it to make it appeal to a broader mass market. This often damages or destroys the very elements that gave the product any appeal in the first place.

Today, many video games are dumbed-down in an attempt to reach mass market audiences for higher profits, instead of loyal hardcore niche audiences.

by Garrett October 24, 2004