Garrett's definitions

gib

Short for Gibraltar. Often used by those who travel to so many places they have to talk about them quickly or they go crazy.

On my way to Gib man!

by Garrett February 3, 2005

meat patty

Middle aged man that wants to play wit little childrens' teeth. He is also a little on the fat whale side.

Kids, I know you wanna play with my patty.

by Garrett May 13, 2005

spas

Short for spastic or spasticated person. Mostly used in the UK.
Alternatives include: Spastic, Spaz, Spazpuss, Spaztard and Spastard

Shut the hell up you Spaz.
You're such a Spaztard.

by Garrett February 3, 2005

oprah scratch

sweet coin

conan doesnt have oprah scratch.

by garrett November 26, 2003

piggenport

A very very obese person who you dispise.

I'll show that Dawn Piggenport

by Garrett July 31, 2003

pussne

when a women has acne on her pussy

my pussne was itchy

by garrett November 17, 2003

evil doer

George Bushs word for people who do bad things.

Those damn evil doers did it again.

by Garrett March 26, 2003