Garrett's definitions

umph

Power, or lack thereof

My computer doesn't have enough umph to play that game.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

cumjizzfuckshit

a combination of the words "cumjizzfuckshit"

you're a cum jizz fuck shit!

by garrett May 9, 2004

Beggum Pardon

Something you say when you don't hear what someone said. Or when in disbelief of what you've just heard.

Go get my shoes. Beggum Pardon? You heard me, go get my shoes.

by Garrett March 26, 2003

Dustin Zamecnik

a stupid little asshole that likes men.

Don't be such a Dustin Zamecnik.

by Garrett December 31, 2003

Cunt dragon

A Cunt Dragon is a ruthless mercenary scavenger, scouring the cosmos for wayward souls. They sell them to the mind keepers of hell, in exchange for precious gems.

1: Dude I had sex with your mom last night.
2: What the fuck ever you cunt dragon.
1: A cunt dragon, what the FUCK is that.
2. Look it up on urban dictionary ass hole.

by Garrett February 14, 2006

Aight

Aight is the gangster, wigger, ghetto way of saying all right. It is also used as a greeting, or think to say when leaving, or shortly after somone says G-Unit

1.YO man be us gettin some smack and shooting up wit some hoes
2.Aight

1. G-unit what?
2. Aight

1.AIGHT

by Garrett April 21, 2005

meat patty

Middle aged man that wants to play wit little childrens' teeth. He is also a little on the fat whale side.

Kids, I know you wanna play with my patty.

by Garrett May 13, 2005