Garrett's definitions

Virp

A burp containing a smalll amount of vomit usually associated with nerves, indegestion, or being active on a very full stomach.

I hate when I virp because it tastes nasty and we always swallow right away after.

by Garrett September 20, 2004

Cunt dragon

A Cunt Dragon is a ruthless mercenary scavenger, scouring the cosmos for wayward souls. They sell them to the mind keepers of hell, in exchange for precious gems.

1: Dude I had sex with your mom last night.
2: What the fuck ever you cunt dragon.
1: A cunt dragon, what the FUCK is that.
2. Look it up on urban dictionary ass hole.

by Garrett February 14, 2006

spas

Short for spastic or spasticated person. Mostly used in the UK.
Alternatives include: Spastic, Spaz, Spazpuss, Spaztard and Spastard

Shut the hell up you Spaz.
You're such a Spaztard.

by Garrett February 3, 2005

oprah scratch

sweet coin

conan doesnt have oprah scratch.

by garrett November 26, 2003

Stamps

When your arguing with somone, or calling somthing, You call stamps to insure your rightousnous or the fact that your right or you called the thing first. This can be countered by double stamps, triple stamps, or quadruple stamps but you cant usualy go beyond that because you dont know what you say for numbers beyond four.
If you call stamps you cant call the next stamps until the other person has said somthing. In other words you can double stamp triple stamp because thats illeagle.

1:I call first dibs.
2:...No I want it...
1. STAMPS!!!
2. DOUBLE STAMPS!!
1. TRIPLE STAMPS!!
2. QUADRUPLE STAMPS!!
1. ahh well, ahhh screw it i dont know what comes next.

by Garrett March 15, 2005

nr20

no rushing for 20 minutes. A "rule" used in starcraft to protect newbies from the dreaded rush. It usually doesn't work.

GosuKorea123245 : "ZERG RUSH KEKEKE"
d4rk-sh4d0w : "omg fag it's nr20"
GosuKorea123245 : "GG NO RE ^_____^"

by Garrett January 5, 2004

poopcorn

when you take a shit, you have left over corn in it

adil ate corn last night, he poopcorned it out this morning, it was still yellow

by garrett December 3, 2003