Garrett's definitions

cowbell

A quote from a Saturday Night Live skit featuring Blue Oyster Cult members recording "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" with a producer telling them to add "more cowbell". A funny pun on the cowbell in the song by BOC.

Billy: "It needs more cowbell!"
Joe: "LOLLERSKATES!"

by Garrett March 29, 2005

manya

Synonym for perfection. Kind of like karma. You stive now to do good deeds so you may return to earth in the state of Manya.

A charitable and benevolent and intelligent person can only hope to one day reach the state of Manya.

by Garrett December 31, 2003

Devontchdevous

An attitude usually associated with being cocky or a dive. To exude a confidence and "screw you, I am fierce" attitude.

Grace Jones is devontchdevous. When Naomi Cambell comes out on the runway see is devontchdevous. Naomi is total devontchdevous.

by Garrett September 20, 2004

rocky mountain tits

when a girl has implants that ripple and harden.

holy shit them rocky mountain tits are outlandish.

by garrett June 16, 2006

gib

Short for Gibraltar. Often used by those who travel to so many places they have to talk about them quickly or they go crazy.

On my way to Gib man!

by Garrett February 3, 2005

Stamps

When your arguing with somone, or calling somthing, You call stamps to insure your rightousnous or the fact that your right or you called the thing first. This can be countered by double stamps, triple stamps, or quadruple stamps but you cant usualy go beyond that because you dont know what you say for numbers beyond four.
If you call stamps you cant call the next stamps until the other person has said somthing. In other words you can double stamp triple stamp because thats illeagle.

1:I call first dibs.
2:...No I want it...
1. STAMPS!!!
2. DOUBLE STAMPS!!
1. TRIPLE STAMPS!!
2. QUADRUPLE STAMPS!!
1. ahh well, ahhh screw it i dont know what comes next.

by Garrett March 15, 2005

Dirf

the space between the ball sack and the asshole, in other words th "gouche"

his dirf was hairy

by garrett November 19, 2003