Garrett's definitions

poopcorn

when you take a shit, you have left over corn in it

adil ate corn last night, he poopcorned it out this morning, it was still yellow

by garrett December 3, 2003

Seed

Derogatory term used to insult those who would use terms like 'Fag' or 'Queer' as insults.

This word references said insultant's heterosexuality in a negitive light, as opposed to a homosexual who could not produce offspring.

"God damned seeds, always having sex..."

"Why don't you go kiss a girl? Seed!"

by Garrett October 25, 2004

dumbing down

The act of taking a product and watering down elements of it to make it appeal to a broader mass market. This often damages or destroys the very elements that gave the product any appeal in the first place.

Today, many video games are dumbed-down in an attempt to reach mass market audiences for higher profits, instead of loyal hardcore niche audiences.

by Garrett October 24, 2004

rocky mountain tits

when a girl has implants that ripple and harden.

holy shit them rocky mountain tits are outlandish.

by garrett June 16, 2006

oprah scratch

sweet coin

conan doesnt have oprah scratch.

by garrett November 26, 2003

D-blocked

To be insulted.

"Dude, you just got d-blocked."

by Garrett March 18, 2004

meat patty

Middle aged man that wants to play wit little childrens' teeth. He is also a little on the fat whale side.

Kids, I know you wanna play with my patty.

by Garrett May 13, 2005