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maxord

1. When something excedes the limit.
This credit card is totally maxord!!!
by Garrett August 31, 2003
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penigina

A vagina that has a penis coming out of it.
I went to finger her, but she had a penigina, so I had to jerk her off.
by Garrett November 21, 2004
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Fanshmabulastic

Awesome or wonderful. It is a mixture of fantastic, fabulous, and the sound shma.
Bill: "Hey, I just found a 20 on the ground, that's fanshmabulastic."
by Garrett May 10, 2004
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Girlz

A rather silly way of spelling the plural of Girl.
Did you see those Girlz
by Garrett February 3, 2005
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Cunt dragon

A Cunt Dragon is a ruthless mercenary scavenger, scouring the cosmos for wayward souls. They sell them to the mind keepers of hell, in exchange for precious gems.
1: Dude I had sex with your mom last night.
2: What the fuck ever you cunt dragon.
1: A cunt dragon, what the FUCK is that.
2. Look it up on urban dictionary ass hole.
by Garrett February 14, 2006
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vaganus

This is when a girl has a what appears to be a vagina, but when you open it up, it's actually a anus.
I went to eat her out, but she had a vaganus and I do not toss the salad.
by Garrett November 21, 2004
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Stamps

When your arguing with somone, or calling somthing, You call stamps to insure your rightousnous or the fact that your right or you called the thing first. This can be countered by double stamps, triple stamps, or quadruple stamps but you cant usualy go beyond that because you dont know what you say for numbers beyond four.
If you call stamps you cant call the next stamps until the other person has said somthing. In other words you can double stamp triple stamp because thats illeagle.
1:I call first dibs.
2:...No I want it...
1. STAMPS!!!
2. DOUBLE STAMPS!!
1. TRIPLE STAMPS!!
2. QUADRUPLE STAMPS!!
1. ahh well, ahhh screw it i dont know what comes next.
by Garrett March 15, 2005
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