Garrett's definitions

smitherines

Lots and lots of very tiny miniscule pieces.

If you don't stop playing that CD, I will mash it into smitherines.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

Dker

1. A smelly canadian

Man, im glad im cooler than dker.

by Garrett September 30, 2003

grassy zebra

you are screwing a black woman on the grass and you pull out and cumm in stripes.

i was screwin some ebony booty and decided to pull a grassy zebra

by garrett April 22, 2004

Boss

To be excellent or superior. To be awesome or cool.

"Dude, that song is so boss."

by Garrett March 18, 2004

umph

Power, or lack thereof

My computer doesn't have enough umph to play that game.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

poomart

a place like walmart but everything is made up of poo! evn the toilet paper

i wne tot poomart

by garrett December 3, 2003

as cute as pie

Very very cute. In a cute kind of way. Not necessarily sexy though.

That new puppy is as cute as pie.

by Garrett June 26, 2003