51 definitions by Garrett

Pre-MEK

The Pre-M(ature)E(jaculators)K(lub). An organization created to make those who bust a nut too soon feel accepted, no matter how many mean girlies laugh at them.

Thanks to Pre-MEK, my super short sex doesn't make my unfourtionate date doesn't get too mad.

by Garrett January 2, 2005

cyoc

Create Your Own Crisis. A nickname for someone who creates their own crisis only so they can swipe in a few minutes later and save the day.

Ask cyoc if she can help you with your problems.

by Garrett March 17, 2005

cowbell

A quote from a Saturday Night Live skit featuring Blue Oyster Cult members recording "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" with a producer telling them to add "more cowbell". A funny pun on the cowbell in the song by BOC.

Billy: "It needs more cowbell!"
Joe: "LOLLERSKATES!"

by Garrett March 30, 2005

zeem

The sticky fluid released from the penis after ejacualtion.

I will zeem in your mouth

by Garrett January 2, 2005

evil doer

George Bushs word for people who do bad things.

Those damn evil doers did it again.

by Garrett March 26, 2003

Cunt dragon

A Cunt Dragon is a ruthless mercenary scavenger, scouring the cosmos for wayward souls. They sell them to the mind keepers of hell, in exchange for precious gems.

1: Dude I had sex with your mom last night.
2: What the fuck ever you cunt dragon.
1: A cunt dragon, what the FUCK is that.
2. Look it up on urban dictionary ass hole.

by Garrett February 10, 2006

pet

1. Positron Emission Tomography (or Peritoneal equilibration test) - A special type of X-ray using a radioactive dye which shows areas of the brain that have a higher or lower metabolism than normal. It can sometimes be used when an MRI scan alone is inconclusive.

2. Polyethylene terephthalate - A thermoplastic commonly used for film and also clear plastic bottles.

3. Pupil Evaluation Team - The team responsible for developing the special education service plan for children age 5 to 20.

1. To have a PET Scan.

2. The bottle was made of PET.

3. Get the PET to sort it out.

by Garrett February 3, 2005