Garrett's definitions

rocky mountain tits

when a girl has implants that ripple and harden.

holy shit them rocky mountain tits are outlandish.

by garrett June 16, 2006

Dustin Zamecnik

a stupid little asshole that likes men.

Don't be such a Dustin Zamecnik.

by Garrett December 31, 2003

Beggum Pardon

Something you say when you don't hear what someone said. Or when in disbelief of what you've just heard.

Go get my shoes. Beggum Pardon? You heard me, go get my shoes.

by Garrett March 26, 2003

cumjizzfuckshit

a combination of the words "cumjizzfuckshit"

you're a cum jizz fuck shit!

by garrett May 9, 2004

Poops Magee

AKA Shits magee
Poops magee is the polar opposite of tits magee. Poops and tits magee are both the essence of everything but thing that are dumb are called poops/shits magee and things that are sweet are called tits magee

while at movie store

1:Wow man check out this sweet movie
2:Cheerleader ninjas? looks pretty cool
1: No no not that, that one there, A Walk To Remember
2:Sweet jesus i hope your joking
1:nO THat looks pretty damn sweet
1: That is complete poops magee you know what that in fact shits magee light you, queebo ass bitch.
(Person one beats person two to deatch with the cheerleader ninja dvd)

by Garrett February 9, 2005

poopcorn

when you take a shit, you have left over corn in it

adil ate corn last night, he poopcorned it out this morning, it was still yellow

by garrett December 3, 2003

smitherines

Lots and lots of very tiny miniscule pieces.

If you don't stop playing that CD, I will mash it into smitherines.

by Garrett May 29, 2003