Garrett's definitions

smitherines

Lots and lots of very tiny miniscule pieces.

If you don't stop playing that CD, I will mash it into smitherines.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

grassy zebra

you are screwing a black woman on the grass and you pull out and cumm in stripes.

i was screwin some ebony booty and decided to pull a grassy zebra

by garrett April 22, 2004

Dustin Zamecnik

a stupid little asshole that likes men.

Don't be such a Dustin Zamecnik.

by Garrett December 31, 2003

cumjizzfuckshit

a combination of the words "cumjizzfuckshit"

you're a cum jizz fuck shit!

by garrett May 9, 2004

penigina

A vagina that has a penis coming out of it.

I went to finger her, but she had a penigina, so I had to jerk her off.

by Garrett November 21, 2004

Sneaky Peete

When in the midst of a thumb war, one participant uses his or her pointer finger to pin the opponent's thumb.

I almost lost but then I used the sneaky peete manuever to win the match.

by Garrett April 26, 2004

cowbell

A quote from a Saturday Night Live skit featuring Blue Oyster Cult members recording "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" with a producer telling them to add "more cowbell". A funny pun on the cowbell in the song by BOC.

Billy: "It needs more cowbell!"
Joe: "LOLLERSKATES!"

by Garrett March 29, 2005