Garrett's definitions

umph

Power, or lack thereof

My computer doesn't have enough umph to play that game.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

Boss

To be excellent or superior. To be awesome or cool.

"Dude, that song is so boss."

by Garrett March 18, 2004

Poops Magee

AKA Shits magee
Poops magee is the polar opposite of tits magee. Poops and tits magee are both the essence of everything but thing that are dumb are called poops/shits magee and things that are sweet are called tits magee

while at movie store

1:Wow man check out this sweet movie
2:Cheerleader ninjas? looks pretty cool
1: No no not that, that one there, A Walk To Remember
2:Sweet jesus i hope your joking
1:nO THat looks pretty damn sweet
1: That is complete poops magee you know what that in fact shits magee light you, queebo ass bitch.
(Person one beats person two to deatch with the cheerleader ninja dvd)

by Garrett February 9, 2005

penigina

A vagina that has a penis coming out of it.

I went to finger her, but she had a penigina, so I had to jerk her off.

by Garrett November 21, 2004

Sneaky Peete

When in the midst of a thumb war, one participant uses his or her pointer finger to pin the opponent's thumb.

I almost lost but then I used the sneaky peete manuever to win the match.

by Garrett April 26, 2004

Beggum Pardon

Something you say when you don't hear what someone said. Or when in disbelief of what you've just heard.

Go get my shoes. Beggum Pardon? You heard me, go get my shoes.

by Garrett March 26, 2003

Dustin Zamecnik

a stupid little asshole that likes men.

Don't be such a Dustin Zamecnik.

by Garrett December 31, 2003