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Dker

Man, im glad im cooler than dker.
by Garrett September 30, 2003
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smitherines

Lots and lots of very tiny miniscule pieces.
If you don't stop playing that CD, I will mash it into smitherines.
by Garrett May 29, 2003
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grassy zebra

you are screwing a black woman on the grass and you pull out and cumm in stripes.
i was screwin some ebony booty and decided to pull a grassy zebra
by garrett April 22, 2004
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RICERS

Any teenager or young adult who takes a japaneese import car, ususally a Honda, and adds relitivly cheap aftermarket parts that have no effect on engine performance. Such parts are aftermarket exhaust, intakes, wings, lights, and stickers. Most commonly added are NOS and VTEC Sitckers. When the hood is lifted however the engine isn't a VTEC and there is no Nitrous Oxide system Installed.

When challenged to a race ricers will almost always and laugh and drive away with there exhaust making you deaf for a tempary amount of time. On occasion a ricer will make the mistake of pulling up with the Rap blaring and ask a guy in a small low powered car to "rice" becasue they can't say race. The person will almost always decline the "rice" but if they accecpt they will win because the ricer drives his car in first gear only becasue it is louder than the higher gears.
I could beat any ricer in my rusty old corsica. Execpt I wouldn't wake up the neighboorhood with my exhaust.
by Garrett October 28, 2003
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Beggum Pardon

Something you say when you don't hear what someone said. Or when in disbelief of what you've just heard.
Go get my shoes. Beggum Pardon? You heard me, go get my shoes.
by Garrett March 26, 2003
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Dustin Zamecnik

Don't be such a Dustin Zamecnik.
by Garrett December 31, 2003
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cumjizzfuckshit

a combination of the words "cumjizzfuckshit"
by garrett May 9, 2004
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