51 definitions by Garrett
The Pre-M(ature)E(jaculators)K(lub). An organization created to make those who bust a nut too soon feel accepted, no matter how many mean girlies laugh at them.
by Garrett January 2, 2005
Create Your Own Crisis. A nickname for someone who creates their own crisis only so they can swipe in a few minutes later and save the day.
by Garrett March 17, 2005
A quote from a Saturday Night Live skit featuring Blue Oyster Cult members recording "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" with a producer telling them to add "more cowbell". A funny pun on the cowbell in the song by BOC.
by Garrett March 30, 2005
I will zeem in your mouth
by Garrett January 2, 2005
Those damn evil doers did it again.
by Garrett March 26, 2003
A Cunt Dragon is a ruthless mercenary scavenger, scouring the cosmos for wayward souls. They sell them to the mind keepers of hell, in exchange for precious gems.
1: Dude I had sex with your mom last night.
2: What the fuck ever you cunt dragon.
1: A cunt dragon, what the FUCK is that.
2. Look it up on urban dictionary ass hole.
2: What the fuck ever you cunt dragon.
1: A cunt dragon, what the FUCK is that.
2. Look it up on urban dictionary ass hole.
by Garrett February 10, 2006
1. Positron Emission Tomography (or Peritoneal equilibration test) - A special type of X-ray using a radioactive dye which shows areas of the brain that have a higher or lower metabolism than normal. It can sometimes be used when an MRI scan alone is inconclusive.
2. Polyethylene terephthalate - A thermoplastic commonly used for film and also clear plastic bottles.
3. Pupil Evaluation Team - The team responsible for developing the special education service plan for children age 5 to 20.
2. Polyethylene terephthalate - A thermoplastic commonly used for film and also clear plastic bottles.
3. Pupil Evaluation Team - The team responsible for developing the special education service plan for children age 5 to 20.
by Garrett February 3, 2005