Gareth's definitions

carrot dick

A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance.

The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick.

by Gareth August 14, 2003

i wish

R Kelly fan and someone who especially likes this inparticular song.

Mr. G and Laura B have dedicated this song for each other as an eternal meaning of their great friendship.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

not for ants

A sizeable task, something big or extreme.

This Tequila is not for ants

by gareth October 28, 2003

swizz

sweedish jizz

look at that swizz. meaning look at that sweedish man's jizz

by gareth May 26, 2004

lickmuff

A girl who is flexible enough to be able to give herslef oral sex and lick her clit.

A very good yoga expert. The only other person to do this is a female called Eggbina Bervina from a hamlet called Reading, in the county of Berkshire

by Gareth November 12, 2004

bum darts

when a man pokes his cock in another mans bum.

on saturday nights, gareth goes to morgans house, takes off his pants, and plays "bum darts" with morgann. Gareth usually wins, actually he always wins because as he lieks to say, practice makes perfect

by gareth January 29, 2003

good

your mum

your mum is good

by gareth November 27, 2003