Gareth's definitions

court

An annual popularity contest held during homecomings or proms. Voted by peers or students from the same grade level, the student body elects royalty, which consist of princes and princesses, whom
represent the class before the eventual crowning of king and queen. Court is usually subjective and fall under cliques, but some turn up success stories or dreams come true. Either very hated, ignored, or coveted.

Girl 1: Are you gonna vote for Ashley,
the cheerleader?
Girl 2: No way! I'm gonna vote for that
really nice and pretty new girl.

by Gareth January 29, 2005

cumgun

a penis

i stroke my fucking cumgun

by gareth August 28, 2003

good

your mum

your mum is good

by gareth November 27, 2003

Non-Conformist Conformist

The worst type of conformist, these are the disillusioned ones who believe they are not conformists and by slating conformists down they become non-conformists.

"Yeah, I'm not a conformist, I think it's stupid when people dress in a certain way to be liked, you should always dress differently from other people."

by Gareth March 24, 2004

eggbina bervina

A female who had friends on internet sites, especially MSN. This person is often very sweet and wonderful.

Laura B- c'mon URZ. A wonderful person who supports Reading FC.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

carrot dick

A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance.

The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick.

by Gareth August 14, 2003

scraggy

An unsheared sheep or a very hairy untrimmed muff.

Shaggy cousins, Scraggy is the unsheared sheep. The untrimmed muff- i have been with a few and for legal reasons cannot disclose names, but three were from London!!!!

by Gareth November 18, 2004